How Chibi Party Went Insane

*Lately, a lot of people are asking where Chibi Party has gone. People who ask get the same answer: she's in an insane asylum. Recently, someone asked me WHY she was in an insane asylum. Well... I didn't really want to show the Chibi Party fans this, but it appears I must.*

*Anyone who is squeamish please don't read the following recording*

*Rolling in three... two... one...*

Chibi Party: You're here! You're here! You made it! ^o^

Chibi Party: I'm so glad you came! I got awful lonely after Chibi TJ left... 

*She is talking to thin air*

Chibi Party: Did you see her in the main series? Looks like she's going to become a big star! Too bad for poor ol' Chibi Party, eh? 

*She stops talking and stares at the air, as if listening to something* 

Chibi Party: Oh, I know. But beggars can't be choosers, now can they? 

*Another pause*

Chibi Party: Now you shush! I have a show to get on with!

*She turns to face the camera*

Chibi Party: H-Hi everyone! I-I was worried nobody would watch... After Chibi TJ left... 

*She pauses and stares off into the distance*

Chibi Party: She's a dirty liar, isn't she? She said she'd be here forever. I have to make her pay.

Camera Man: Chibi Party, shouldn't you read out the question?

Chibi Party: I'M GETTING TO IT, GARRY! XO

Camera Man: My name isn't Garry...

Chibi Party: Eh-HEM! I'M the star of the show so I decide your name. 

Camera Man: e_e'

Chibi Party: *reading* Dear Chibi TRAITOR, I want to know how the insides of a Chibi work.

Camera Man: ... That's not the question.

Chibi Party: SHUT UP! XO

*she throws a brick at the camera man, who ducks and whimpers*

Chibi Party: To help us answer this question, we have a very special volunteer. Please, give it up for the narrator!

*Chibi Party pulls back a curtain to reveal Chibi Ava strapped to a bench*

Chibi Ava: HEEELLPPP! Q~Q

Chibi Party: Just so you know, she's completely willing! ^~^'

Chibi Ava: Someone, please! Help me! T^T

*Chibi Party slaps her*

Chibi Party: JUST YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Camera Man: Chibi Party...

Chibi Party: SHUT UP GARRY! YOU'RE NOT MY THERAPIST XO

Chibi Ava: *whimpers*

Chibi Party: Now, everyone listen carefully because I'll only be able to do this once.

*She picks up a scalpel from a tray*

Chibi Ava: NO PLEASE! Q~Q

*Chibi Party ignores her plea and plunges the scalpel in, dragging it through her stomach. Chibi Ava screams and the Camera Man throws up, wobbling the camera and distorting the film*

Chibi Ava: x_x

Chibi Party: Look my viewers! Come and see! :D

Camera Man: N-No way am I coming over there! This is Chibi abuse! Manslaughter!

Chibi Party: She's a half-breed. 

Camera Man: Racism now?!

*Chibi Party marches over and takes the camera off him, holding it over the gaping wound in Chibi Ava*

Chibi Party: The swirly things are the lungs, they make the Chibi breathe. Then there's the heart...

*She pokes it and Chibi Ava screams, before falling unconcious again*

Chibi Party: And there's the stomach and the intestines. ^o^

Camera Man: Where are her OTHER organs?

Chibi Party: ... Other... Organs?

Camera Man: YES. She has more than that. Where are the kidneys and liver? Where's her magic gland?!

Chibi Party: Oh yes! I cut them out and stored them for safe-keeping :D

*She uncovers the trolley to reveal jars full of Chibi Ava's organs*

Camera Man: ._.' That's it. I'm calling the producer.

Chibi Party: NO NO! I'LL BE FIRED!

*The producer appears in the corner of the room*

***: Chibi Party, what are you doing to our Narrator?

Chibi Party: We're playing Q~Q

Camera Man: She's gone nuts!

***: *sighs* Is this about the Chibi TJ thing?

Chibi Party: I DESERVED THAT ROLE, DAMN IT! I WORKED HARD, WORMED MY WAY UP THE LADDER ONLY FOR YOU TO CHOOSE SOMEONE ELSE! 

***: The thing is, this is television. We're ageist.

Chibi Party: ... I'M ONLY THREE MONTHS OLDER THAN HER!

*Chibi Party runs at him, swinging the knife. The producer teleports to different parts of the room as she attacks. The Camera Man- who also appears to be a doctor- runs over to Chibi Ava and stitches her up*

Chibi Ava: Q~Q Hurts...

Camera Man: Come on, let's get out of here.

*They run off as The Producer leaps on Chibi Party, roaring*

***: Security! Security! 

*He drags her towards the camera which cuts to static*


*End transmission*

*So, that's what happened to Chibi Party. You wish you hadn't asked now, don't you?*