Chibi Wars!: Welcome to the S.C.P.F

*Opening file...*

*S.C.P.F Mission 365: Capture and Destroy. *

*Initiating launch...*

Chibi Randoms: Well, this sucks.

*The S.C.P.F are hanging at a batcave like underground layer. They have recently completed a mission to the Kingdom of Green, and are now relaxing. Chibi Caitlin and Chibi Lucy are giving Chibi Dru a makeover. Chibi Pearl is working on a computer while Chibi TJ plays with a ball. Chibi Randoms is sulking, as always*

Chibi Dru: H-Has this makeup been tested on animals?

Chibi Caitlin: Of course not! Don't be silly.

*She powders Chibi Dru's cheeks*

Chibi Lucy: We're going to make him so pretty! <3

Chibi Dru: B-But I'm-

Chibi Randoms: He looks awful. Have you been trying to make him a clown?

*All three of them burst into tears*

Chibi TJ: Chibi Randoms, I know you have a massive empathy lack, but please. Don't make the babies cry.

*They wail louder*

Chibi TJ: PUT A SOCK IN IT, JEEZ!

*She throws the ball at Chibi Lucy, knocking her out. The other two stop crying*

Chibi Lucy: x_x

Chibi Randoms: Well done, TJ. Just... Well done.

Chibi TJ: Thank you for your ever-wonderful sarcasm.

Chibi Randoms: You're welcome.

Chibi Pearl: Guys! No fighting now, we have a mission to take care of!

Chibi Caitlin: Did you locate him?

Chibi Pearl: Uh-huh. He's on his way to ChibiWood as we speak.

Chibi TJ: But that's the only neutral point left in Rice!

Chibi Caitlin: Yeah! Everyone needs movies!

Chibi Randoms: I don't. Movies are rubbish.

Chibi Caitlin: That's because you're a spoil-sport.


Chibi Randoms: One of these days, Caitlin. ONE OF THESE DAYS!

Chibi Caitlin: Bring it on! I'm not running!

*Chibi Pearl claps her hands*

Chibi Pearl: Now, you lot. Enough is enough. Get suited up and ready to roll, we need to get to ChibiWood.

*The chibis file out to the wardrobe room.*

*Meanwhile, on the planet Earth*

Missy: It feels quiet today. Too quiet...

Chibi Ciaran: Can't you just enjoy it?

Missy: Nope. It's wrong.

*The Chibis are playing in a makeshift pool. Missy has filled a bowl with water and added a few toy slides as well as tiny floaties.*

Chibi Ciaran: This pool is great, wish I knew how to swim...

Missy: Is that a thing with demons, not knowing how to swim?

Chibi Ciaran: *shrugs* We're sky-based creatures. Swimming isn't in our nature.

Missy: Well it soon will be.

*She pushes him off his floatie into the pool*

Chibi Ciaran: Ack!

Missy: Come on, you'll be swimming in no time ^_^

*Back in Rice...*

*The S.C.P.F are travelling in a black van through an area of desert, heading to ChibiWood*

Chibi Lucy: Are we there yet?

Chibi Pearl: No.

Chibi Lucy: Are we there yet?

Chibi Caitlin: No.

Chibi Lucy: Are we there yet?

Chibi TJ: GOD DAMN IT, CHIBI LUCY! WE SAID NO!

Chibi Lucy: Q~Q WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

Chibi Randoms: Now look what you did -.-

Chibi TJ: What I did? SHE'S the one who wouldn't shut up.

Chibi Randoms: If you had just been a little more GENTLE with her...

Chibi TJ: HOW DARE YOU?!

*She pounces on Chibi Randoms. They fight as Chibi Lucy wails*

Chibi Caitlin: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Chibi Dru: ♫Sailing, sailing. I like sailing!♫

Chibi Pearl: STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!

*Everyone stops. Silence hangs in the air*

Chibi Dru: *whispers* ♫It's so fun.♫

Chibi Pearl: We're here. We're in ChibiWood

..... To be continued ....

Chibi Wars!: 1v1 FIGHT!

*DANANANANA DANANANA DANANNA DA DA DANANANA DANANANA DANANANA DA DA DA DA DANANANA DANANANA DANANANA DANANANA DA DA DA DA DANANANANA DANANANA DANANANA DA DA DA*

*1v1 BOSS BATTLE!*

* Missy approaches slowly across the ruined battlefield. Prince Azure is sat, waiting for her*

Missy: You wanted to fight? Here I am.

Prince Azure: Good. I was just getting bored.

*Prince Azure uses FLY. He moves two paces closer to Missy*

Missy: If I win, I want you to leave all of the kingdoms of Rice alone. No more using dragons against their will, either.

Prince Azure: And if I win, I want you to become a demon.

Missy: A demon?

*Prince Azure uses INTIMIDATE.*

Prince Azure: Yes, a demon. You could be so powerful, instead of waisting your time with a bunch of homeless babies. You could do so much MORE! Unless, of course, you enjoy rotting along with them.

*It fails*

Missy: *shrugs* Can we just fight now?

Prince Azure: As you wish.

*Prince Azure uses TRANSFORM. He becomes a large demon*

Missy: Oh poop O_o'

*FIGHT!*

*Meanwhile...*

Chibi Ciaran: She's gonna get herself KILLED!

Chibi Liz: Thank you captin obvious.

*The Chibis are watching the battle from the safety of the tower*

Chibi Dru: Ooh, sparkles @_@

*Chibi Liam smacks him*

Chibi Liam: I'M THE STUPID ADORABLE ONE, NOT YOU!

*He pulls a cute face as Chibi Dru whimpers*

Chibi Dru: Sowwee Q_Q

*Chibi Caitlin hugs Chibi Dru. Chibi Missy hugs Chibi Liam. They glare at each other*

Chibi Caitlin: Keep your rabid mutt off my Dru!

Chibi Missy: Make me -.-

Chibi Dru: But I'm not...

*Chibi Caitlin and Chibi Missy start fighting. Chibi Liam pounces on Chibi Dru for the hell of it*

Chibi Dru: MAKE IT STOOOOPP!!

Chibi Ciaran: There has to be a way for us to help her...

Chibi Frey: You gonna be all knight in shining armour?

Chibi Ciaran: Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha GO TO HELL! XO

Chibi Frey: Drag me there -.-

*They start fighting*

Princess Helena: What's happening? e_e

Chibi Liz: Oh, just the usual e_e'

*Chibi Ellie comes riding in with her army of unicorns. Everyone stops fighting*

Chibi Ellie: WHAT DID I MISS, PESANTS?!

*Chibi Liz and Princess Helena look at each other*

Princess Helena: ... You think?

Chibi Liz: ... It could work ...


*Meanwhile*

*Prince Azure has made THREE SUCCESSFUL ATTACKS, Missy has made ZERO. Missy uses RUN AROUND MADLY*

Missy: I'm going to die T^T

Prince Azure: ... You really didn't figure that out?

*Prince Azure prepares his final strike. Suddenly, Chibi Ellie rides in on a unicorn*

Chibi Ellie: YOU WILL DIE FOR YOUR INSULT TO MY NATION!

*She uses UNICORN ATTACK. It is super-affective*

Prince Azure: Argh! Nooo! Get them off me!

*He shrinks back down to Chibi-size and gets pinned under several unicorns.*

Princess Helena: Looks like that battle is won.

Prince Azure: Damn you all! Do you have any idea what you're doing?!

Chibi Pearl: Chibi Azure, ex-Prince of the kingdom of Blue, we hereby arrest you for crimes against Chibi-kind.

Chibi Jade: NOOOO!

*She sends a wave of magic at Chibi Pearl, who falls to her knees. Chibi Jade then removes the unicorns from Prince Azure and embraces him*

Chibi Jade: My love, I'm sorry T^T

Prince Azure: As am I, dearest. As am I.

*He snaps her neck*

Princess Helena: Chibi Jade!

*A portal appears and Prince Azure jumps through it*

Prince Azure: UNTIL NEXT TIME, MISSY!

Princess Helena: Chibi Jade T^T

Chibi Randoms: There's nothing that can be done, highness. She's dead.

Chibi Caitlin: WE'RE gonna go after him, though!

Chibi Pearl: He's a fugitive, after all.

Chibi Lucy: Is Chibi Dru coming, too?

Chibi Dru: YAAAY! FAMILY! \^o^/

*Princess Helena opens up a portal*

Princess Helena: Thank you for your help. You can return home now.

*The chibis go through the portal and enter into the living room. The remaints of the wedding are still there*

Chibi Liam: Sooo... Cake?

Chibi Liz: Yeah, cake is good.

Chibi Missy: I like cake.

*They all go into the kitchen, leaving Chibi Ciaran and Missy alone*

Chibi Ciaran: Hey, Missy...

Missy: Yes?

Chibi Ciaran: I... Uhm...

Chibi Ellie: BOW TO ME, UNICORN-LESS PESANTS!

*She comes through the portal with armfuls full of Unicorn toys*

Chibi Ellie: I HAVE MY ARMY BACK! NOW TO TAKE OVER THIS PITIFUL LITTLE WORLD!

Missy: Uhm...

*She tries to make the Unicorns grow, but they don't*

Chibi Ellie: Awwwhhh Q_Q

*Missy pats her arm*

Missy: Good try, though. Let's go get cake.

Chibi Ellie: CAKE! FEED ME NOW, MINDSLAVE.

Chibi Ciaran: Yeah... Cake...

.... To be continued ....

Chibi Wars!: Oh Delicious Victory x3

*Previously on Chibi Wars*

*The Kingdom of Green is under siege from a large dragon sent by Prince Azure. It's up to Missy and the gang to stop it.*

Missy: What do you mean I don't have to fight the dragon?

Chibi Liz: I don't think that's a dragon at all. It's more likely to be some form of shapeshifter.

Chibi Pearl: Of course! That would explain how it got here so fast!

Chibi Randoms: Reversing the spell would be easy, but we would need someone to distract the sorceress, which I'm guessing is Chibi Jade.

Chibi Ellie: I'LL do it!

*All of the Chibis look at her*

Chibi Liz: No offense, Chibi Ellie, but we don't trust you.

Chibi Ellie: So? This'll be my chance to redeem myself!

Chibi Liz: I'm not sure...

Chibi Ellie: Come on, I'm just as powerful as the rest of you. *Except I'm smarter and more pretty.*

Chibi Liz: *sighs* Fine. But if you mess this up, you'll be grounded for TWO MONTHS.

Chibi Ellie: I won't! I won't! I promise!

Princess Helena: What about the duel?

Chibi Liz: Missy'll still need to fight, of course. There's no avoiding that. We'll just take care of the dragon while she does it.

Chibi Ciaran: How much power will be needed?

Chibi Liz: Every magic user needs to help. Now let's go, there's work to be done!

*Meanwhile...*

Chibi Jade: The spell is almost complete, love.

Prince Azure: Excellent. Once this is done, they'll be trapped in a bubble of pure magic! They'll have to surrender or be burned!

Chibi Jade: Are you happy, my king?

Prince Azure: Happy? I'm elated!

Chibi Jade: ... And our wedding?

Prince Azure: The grandest in all the land!

Chibi Jade: Yipeee!

Chibi Ellie: Oh ew e_e'

*Both of the Chibis spin around*

Prince Azure: Who said that?! Who's there?!

*Chibi Ellie comes out, riding on the back of a unicorn. There is a large mass of them behind her, snoring and neighing angrily*

Chibi Ellie: You've been mistreating the unicorns. That's MY job!

Chibi Jade: .... Uhhh....

Chibi Ellie: You have ten seconds to run before I trample you under my many hooves!

Chibi Jade: I could just undo your spell...

Chibi Ellie: CHARGE!

*Prince Azure and Chibi Jade run off as the unicorns charge after them*

Chibi Ellie: Oh victory, I forgot how delicious you are x3

*Over by the west wing, the dragon is setting stuff on fire- Which is what dragons do, if you didn't know. Burn things- While the Chibis stand in a circle casting a spell*

Chibi Frey: DO SPELLS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO WINDY?!

Princess Helena: YES, I THINK SO?!

Chibi Liz: SHUT UP AND KEEP CONCENTRATING!

*They fire a bolt of magic at the dragon who screeches in pain and falls backwards. It slowly shrinks as it falls, turning back to Chibi size. It stands up in front of the others and rubs its head*

Dragon Chibi: Ow. Q-Q

Chibi Randoms: It actually worked O_O

*Chibi TJ walks past her and puts a pair of handcuffs on him*

Chibi TJ: You're under arrest for war crimes.

Dragon Chibi: Huh? What? War crimes?!

Chibi Liz: Under arrest?!

Chibi Missy: Oh Q~Q

Chibi Pearl: We're not who you think we are.

Chibi Caitlin: Well that's obvious. *giggles*

Chibi TJ: We're an underground police force, trying to keep law and order in what remains of Rice.

Chibi Liz: So you're 'police'? Great. .-.

Chibi Caitlin: Mm-Hm, ^_^

Dragon Chibi: C-Can't we just talk about this? I didn't know what I was doing was wrong. S-She told me to...

Chibi Caitlin: Awwh, he's so cute. What's your name? ^_^

Dragon Chibi: D-Dru... A-And I'm-

Chibi Caitlin: It's nice to meet you Chibi Dru. You can come live with us ^_^

*Chibi Liam bursts through the door*

Chibi Liam: Guys! Guys! Missy is-

*He stops and glares at Chibi Dru*

Chibi Dru: Hi ^///^

*Chibi Liam pounces on Chibi Dru*

Chibi Dru: Eeeek!

Chibi Liam: I'M THE ONLY CROSSDRESSER HERE, DAMN IT!

Chibi Dru: B-But you're not even wearing a dress... Q_Q

*Chibi Liam tears off his clothes to reveal a dress underneath*

Chibi Liam: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS INSULT IN YOUR LIFEBLOOD!

Chibi Dru: I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO LIKE GIRLS CLOTHES! I JUST DOOOO! T^T

*Chibi TJ and Chibi Ciaran pull Chibi Liam off Chibi Dru*

Chibi TJ: Dude, chill. You freakout is NOT helping.

Chibi Ciaran: What did you say about Missy?! Where IS she?!

Chibi Liam: She went off to fight Princey-man. It was all dramatic. ^_^

Chibi Liz: Oh God...

.... To be continued ....

How Chibi Party Went Insane

*Lately, a lot of people are asking where Chibi Party has gone. People who ask get the same answer: she's in an insane asylum. Recently, someone asked me WHY she was in an insane asylum. Well... I didn't really want to show the Chibi Party fans this, but it appears I must.*

*Anyone who is squeamish please don't read the following recording*

*Rolling in three... two... one...*

Chibi Party: You're here! You're here! You made it! ^o^

Chibi Party: I'm so glad you came! I got awful lonely after Chibi TJ left... 

*She is talking to thin air*

Chibi Party: Did you see her in the main series? Looks like she's going to become a big star! Too bad for poor ol' Chibi Party, eh? 

*She stops talking and stares at the air, as if listening to something* 

Chibi Party: Oh, I know. But beggars can't be choosers, now can they? 

*Another pause*

Chibi Party: Now you shush! I have a show to get on with!

*She turns to face the camera*

Chibi Party: H-Hi everyone! I-I was worried nobody would watch... After Chibi TJ left... 

*She pauses and stares off into the distance*

Chibi Party: She's a dirty liar, isn't she? She said she'd be here forever. I have to make her pay.

Camera Man: Chibi Party, shouldn't you read out the question?

Chibi Party: I'M GETTING TO IT, GARRY! XO

Camera Man: My name isn't Garry...

Chibi Party: Eh-HEM! I'M the star of the show so I decide your name. 

Camera Man: e_e'

Chibi Party: *reading* Dear Chibi TRAITOR, I want to know how the insides of a Chibi work.

Camera Man: ... That's not the question.

Chibi Party: SHUT UP! XO

*she throws a brick at the camera man, who ducks and whimpers*

Chibi Party: To help us answer this question, we have a very special volunteer. Please, give it up for the narrator!

*Chibi Party pulls back a curtain to reveal Chibi Ava strapped to a bench*

Chibi Ava: HEEELLPPP! Q~Q

Chibi Party: Just so you know, she's completely willing! ^~^'

Chibi Ava: Someone, please! Help me! T^T

*Chibi Party slaps her*

Chibi Party: JUST YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Camera Man: Chibi Party...

Chibi Party: SHUT UP GARRY! YOU'RE NOT MY THERAPIST XO

Chibi Ava: *whimpers*

Chibi Party: Now, everyone listen carefully because I'll only be able to do this once.

*She picks up a scalpel from a tray*

Chibi Ava: NO PLEASE! Q~Q

*Chibi Party ignores her plea and plunges the scalpel in, dragging it through her stomach. Chibi Ava screams and the Camera Man throws up, wobbling the camera and distorting the film*

Chibi Ava: x_x

Chibi Party: Look my viewers! Come and see! :D

Camera Man: N-No way am I coming over there! This is Chibi abuse! Manslaughter!

Chibi Party: She's a half-breed. 

Camera Man: Racism now?!

*Chibi Party marches over and takes the camera off him, holding it over the gaping wound in Chibi Ava*

Chibi Party: The swirly things are the lungs, they make the Chibi breathe. Then there's the heart...

*She pokes it and Chibi Ava screams, before falling unconcious again*

Chibi Party: And there's the stomach and the intestines. ^o^

Camera Man: Where are her OTHER organs?

Chibi Party: ... Other... Organs?

Camera Man: YES. She has more than that. Where are the kidneys and liver? Where's her magic gland?!

Chibi Party: Oh yes! I cut them out and stored them for safe-keeping :D

*She uncovers the trolley to reveal jars full of Chibi Ava's organs*

Camera Man: ._.' That's it. I'm calling the producer.

Chibi Party: NO NO! I'LL BE FIRED!

*The producer appears in the corner of the room*

***: Chibi Party, what are you doing to our Narrator?

Chibi Party: We're playing Q~Q

Camera Man: She's gone nuts!

***: *sighs* Is this about the Chibi TJ thing?

Chibi Party: I DESERVED THAT ROLE, DAMN IT! I WORKED HARD, WORMED MY WAY UP THE LADDER ONLY FOR YOU TO CHOOSE SOMEONE ELSE! 

***: The thing is, this is television. We're ageist.

Chibi Party: ... I'M ONLY THREE MONTHS OLDER THAN HER!

*Chibi Party runs at him, swinging the knife. The producer teleports to different parts of the room as she attacks. The Camera Man- who also appears to be a doctor- runs over to Chibi Ava and stitches her up*

Chibi Ava: Q~Q Hurts...

Camera Man: Come on, let's get out of here.

*They run off as The Producer leaps on Chibi Party, roaring*

***: Security! Security! 

*He drags her towards the camera which cuts to static*


*End transmission*

*So, that's what happened to Chibi Party. You wish you hadn't asked now, don't you?*

Chibi Wars!: The Jabberwocky Commeth

*Previously on Chibi Wars*

*Prince Azure has taken over the Kingdom of Green and challenged Missy to a duel. He has also summoned a dragon*

*Oh dear.* 

Princess Helena: Chibi Jade, do you have good news?

Chibi Jade: There is no more news from him, mistress. He still intends to battle Missy.

Princess Helena: I fear for my people and the refugees we have amassed. What if this heroine Missy should fail? 

*A voice calls from across the throne room*

Chibi Ellie: Missy?! Fail?! Ha! I laugh at the very thought! 

Chibi Missy: Chibi Ellie, shush! Be respectful! 

*Princess Helena looks up* 

Princess Helena: Topaz! You're alive!

*She runs over and hugs Chibi Missy* 

Chibi Ciaran: Enough of the formalities. Where is Missy?

Chibi Frey: *rolls eyes*

Princess Helena: She's preparing for her battle. She's with the other Chibis in a room upstairs. 

Chibi Ciaran: Let's go. 

*Meanwhile* 

Missy: I don't get the faith everyone has in me. *Or why I have to wear green. It doesn't suit me...*

Chibi Lucy: You've done so much, though! Everyone in Rice has heard of your exploits. 

Chibi TJ: We've all learnt to hail you as a hero.

Missy: I've never done anything, though. All the battles we've fought we've lost.

Chibi Pearl: But you still FOUGHT. That alone is a lot more than others dare to do. 

Missy: So now they're expecting me to kill this elusive guy? 

Chibi Pearl: You have a gift no-one else has. You can grow to incredible sizes, your birth size. There's no rule that doesn't allow you to use your natural born gifts. 

Chibi Randoms: Uhm... Guys? I don't think this duel is gonna be as easy as it looks...

*They all peer out of the window to see the dragon circling over the castle, screeching loudly*

Princess Helena: I always... I always thought it was a myth... 

*All of the chibis whirl around to see her stood in the doorway, the others behind her*

Chibi Ciaran: Missy! D:

*He runs over to her and throws his arms around her*

Missy: Wow, I was missed :D

Chibi Liz: You can't do this alone, Missy. 

Missy: Awwwh, thanks Chibi Liz :'3

Chibi Liz: No, I'm not being sentimental. You would literally be ripped apart between its claws. 

Missy: ... Oh. 

Chibi Liz: But before that...

*She whirls around and grabs Chibi Jade by the throat*

Chibi Liz: You. You've been working for him. 

Chibi Missy: Chibi Liz! Be careful! D:

Chibi Jade: Excuse me? O_O

Chibi Liz: We saw you with him, discussing the dragon.

Princess Helena: Chibi Jade? D:

Chibi Jade: -.- Looks like you caught me.

*She raises her arms as lights swirl around her *Seriously, what is it with lights?* before transforming*

Princess Helena: Chibi Jade, why?! Q_Q

Chibi Jade: I think you should know. You and your stupid caste system. I'm tired of being just a lowly slave, it's unfair!

Princess Helena: But it's been abolished! You know that!

Chibi Jade: And you think that'll change things? No! I am so much more now, I am a princess. Just like you used to be.

*She cackles and flies off, leaving the Chibis. Outside, the dragon roars fiercly. Chibi Liz gazes out of the window*

Chibi Liz: ... Is it just me, or is something off about that dragon?

Missy: Maybe it's the fact it's A DRAGON?!

Chibi Frey: I was thinking that also.

Princess Helena: What? What does that mean?

Chibi Liz: It means Missy might not have to fight after all...

.... To be continued ....

To Miss Copycat

Dear miss copycat,

On further thought, I'm NOT stopping my Chibi wars. You are the rude person for not actually bothering to credit me in any of the things I used, blatantly copied and pasted from my blog, so I'll tell you this:

Any idiot who reads yours will automatically know that it is mine. I have the earlier datestamp whereas yours is just copied and pasted. If you were actually a nice person, you would bother to credit both me AND Gen8 in your posts. 

Just because you're a selfish person who can't create squat so she has to crawl around and take things away from others doesn't mean that I have to leave the genuine people who like my stories to suffer. So please, continue using my Chibis all you like. Use my story too, if you have to. 

But credit me for it. 

Until then, I will be ignoring you. Because if our last conversation ment anything, you're just doing this for the 'popularity' and 'attention'. 

I'm denying you that. 

Have fun copying me, since you'll probably never create your OWN original series. 

Lots of love

MissM

P.S: Oh my God you actually forgot to change my name in one of the lines. That sums you up completely, doesn't it? X'D

Chibi Wars!: The Kingdom Of Green

*Previously on Chibi Wars*

*A band of wayward Chibis crash the wedding, begging Missy to come with them. Now they are at the Kingdom of Green in Rice. What is in store for them?*

Chibi TJ: Home sweet home. -.-

*They all look into the distance. Chibis are in chains, being forced to mine into the ground*

Missy: Eeesh O_e'

Chibi Pearl: We best report in to the princess. Come on, Missy. 

*Meanwhile*

Chibi Ciaran: THEY TOOK MISSY! THEY TOOK MISSY!!


*He is pacing wildly around the room*

Chibi Liz: CALM DOWN CIARAN! YOUR CONTROL FREAK NATURE IS BUGGING ME!

Chibi Ciaran: *glares* >_> Do you have a BETTER idea?

Chibi Liz: It's clear we're gonna have to go after her. 

Chibi Liam: What about the wedding? D:

Chibi Missy: We can't really have it without Missy...

Chibi Liz: Hey, that's a thought. You're royalty aren't you, Chibi Missy? What do you know about the Kingdom of Green? 

Chibi Missy: Oh, well... The Kingdom of Green was rather close to ours. Princess Helena and I were playmates, sometimes. She speaks funny, all posh. 

Chibi Liz: ... Is that it?

Chibi Missy: I remember it was practically a fortress. I'm surprised someone managed to get in. Also, there's a caste system in The Kingdom of Green. The greener your eyes and hair, the higher up you are. 

Chibi Frey: Will the refugees be judged on that?

Chibi Missy: Oh no. Their caste system might be horribly unfair, but they're very good at treating guests with hospitality befitting royalty. It's really nice.

Chibi Ellie: Come on then, let's go! I'm bored of waiting. *This could be a perfect opportunity to win back some of my unicorns* Doll, you stay here. 

Chibi Doll: Yes mummy. 


*Chibi Liz sighs and opens a portal. All of the Chibis walk through*

*Meanwhile, the other group have reached the throneroom. Princess Helena is pacing around the room, concerned* 

Princess Helena: My subjects... My poor subjects...

Chibi Caitlin: Princess! Princess! We're back :D

Chibi Lucy: We got Missy! 

Chibi TJ: Calm down, you two. She's not the second coming. 

Princess Helena: Oh thank goodness! I was just beginning to loose hope! 

*She runs over to Missy and shakes her hand enthusiastically* 

Princess Helena: I'm so glad to meet you! Thank you for coming! 

Missy: It's no problem. What's going on here?

Princess Helena: I was taking in refugees from all across Rice. Then the demons found us and attacked! We've lost almost everything, all of the Chibis put to work. I have been confined to my throne room in fear I will start a rebellion. It is most upsetting. 

*There is a clatter of feet*

Chibi Jade: Mistress! Wondrous news! 

Princess Helena: What is it, Jade?

Chibi Jade: He knows of Missy. He wants to meet with her, so they may duel. If she wins, he'll release us all! 

Princess Helena: No... It can't be true...

Missy: What's happening?

Chibi Randoms: Ooh, a duel. How fun. 

Missy: I don't get it. Who wants to meet me?

Princess Helena: He's a Prince of a nearby kingdom who made a deal with the Demons. He's acting on their behalf, overseeing all of the enslaved Chibis...

Missy: Okay... So what's a duel got to do with it?

Princess Helena: According to the code of Chibi chivalry, a duel between two persons is the most respectful way to battle. It is on equal terms with no cheating, so at least it'll be a fair fight. 

Chibi Jade: Oh Missy, you have to win! He said we'd all go free if we won! The Kingdom of Green could be wonderful again, just you see! 

Missy: When is this duel gonna be?

Chibi Jade: One moon from now. 

Missy: Fine by me. I'll duel. 

Chibi Jade: I will inform him. Excuse me, my lady. 

*She bows and exits the room*

*Meanwhile, on the outskirts of Green* 

Chibi Liz: So, this is Green. 

*She sniffs disappointedly* 

Chibi Liz: It reeks of despair, misery and sweat. 

Chibi Frey: Lovely. -.-

Chibi Ciaran: What are we waiting for?! Missy'll be inside the castle! 

*He tries to run off but Chibi Liz pulls him back*

Chibi Liz: Whoa there. Don't want to do something dangerous. The place is swarming with guards. 

*A unicorn trots into view and sits, derping*

Chibi Liz: See?! We're SURROUNDED!

Chibi Ellie: Don't worry, ladies. Time for Ellie to do some seducin' 

Chibi Liz: O_e' 

*Chibi Ellie marches over to the derping unicorn*

Chibi Ellie: Well heeelllloooooo there ;) 

Unicorn: @_@

*Chibi Ellie pushes the Unicorn down and sits on it*

Chibi Ellie: Listen up! You're gonna let us into the Kingdom with no questions asked, okay?

Unicorn: @_@

Chibi Ellie: ... I think this Unicorn has problems. 

Chibi Liz: Well, wonderful job you did of that! -.-

Chibi Ellie: What? I don't ship. Never have, never will. 

Chibi Liz: We'll see. *rolls eyes* 

*The Chibis advance forwards into the Kingdom of Green and hide in a bush, watching for guards. Two Chibis walk across the area in front of them, conversing.*

Prince Azure: They really found her? Excellent. 

Chibi Missy: Big brother?!


Chibi Jade: Will you be bringing the Dragon, love?

Chibi Azure: Of course, my sweet. How else will I be able to burn the Kingdom of Green to the ground whilst 'Missy' is distracted? I'll summon him now, just to get him ready. 


*Chibi Azure raises his arms into the air, chanting. The sky parts and out flies a large, evil looking dragon. It spurts great clouds of flame from its mouth and roars* 


Chibi Ciaran: Oh boy...

Chibi Ellie: Pretty colourrsssss @_@

... To be continued... 

Chibi Wars: From Bad To Worse...

*Previously on Chibi Wars*

*Lies, Truth, Confessions, Scandal, a wedding and some brand new Chibis appearing from nowhere. Who are they?*

New Chibi: I'm so sorry! Is this a wedding? Have we gatecrashed a wedding?

New Chibi no.2: Does it matter? Weddings are fickle displays of meaningless emotion.

New Chibi no.3: Oh Chibi Randoms! Don't be such a downer!

Chibi Randoms: Get lost Chibi Caitlin.

Chibi Caitlin: *pouts*


Missy: W-Wha?

Chibi no.4: ... Uhm, Chibi Pearl, don't you think you should introduce us to the others? 

Chibi Pearl: Good idea, Chibi Lucy :D

Chibi no.5: I don't know. They look shifty <_<

Chibi Lucy: Oh shush, Chibi TJ. They can be trusted. 

Chibi TJ: How do you know? Didn't you hear them ARGUING just then?

Chibi Doll: W-What's going on... I don't like it...

Chibi Liam: No wedding? Q~Q

Missy: All right, who are you all? 

Chibi Pearl: I'm Chibi Pearl. Then there's Chibi Randoms, Chibi TJ, Chibi Lucy and Chibi Caitlin.

Chibi Randoms: Pleasure to meet you -.-

Chibi TJ: Hi

Chibi Lucy: Hello :D

Chibi Caitlin: IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU. WE ARE CHIBIS. YOU, ALSO CHIBIS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

Chibi Liz: I should destroy her for her ignorance -.-

Chibi Caitlin: Oh, so mean Q~Q

Missy: Where did you all come from? 

Chibi Pearl: We're refugees. We came from the smouldering remains of Rice. 

Chibi Liz: Smouldering remains? 

Chibi Pearl: Yes. The Demon Princess was found, so they figured it was a good omen and attacked the remaining areas of Rice. 

Chibi Liz: ... Chibi Chelsie....

Chibi Pearl: The Kingdom of Green has  been brought to its knees, as well as Chibi Central Plaza. There is nowhere for refugees to go. They've all been rounded up by the Unicorn Guards and put to work labouring for the precious gems under the soil. 

Missy: Rice has GEMS?!

Chibi Pearl: Our planet is a rich mineral deposit. Didn't you know?

Missy: ... Nooo.... 

Chibi Ciaran: I don't get it. How did you find your way here?

Chibi Pearl: Everyone knows of Missy's heroic deeds. It's the buzzing news around Rice and the underground rebel groups. We were sent here to find her and beg her to come back, to defeat the Demons once and for all. 

Missy: Wha?!

Chibi Ciaran: So it was no mistake you came here. 

*He stands protectively in front of Missy.*

Chibi Ciaran: There is no chance in hell I will let you take her. She's just a girl.

*Missy pats his back*

Missy: Come on now, Mr.Sexist. I can look after myself. 
*He turns around and gawps at her*

Chibi Ciaran: BUT!

Missy: No buts. 

*Chibi Ciaran grumbles and steps away from her*

Chibi Randoms: Are you certain this is the one you want, Chibi Pearl? She's kinda... Scrawny. 

Chibi Pearl: She's our only hope now, scrawny or not. We need to take her back to Rice and have her confront the Demons at the Kingdom of Green. All the remaining Chibis were there. Now they're being enslaved. 

Missy: I-I'll come then, I guess. 

Chibi Pearl: Good. 

*She grabs hold of Missy's hand. There is a flash and the Chibis disspear* 

Chibi Liam: .... No wedding? Q~Q


.... To be continued ......

Chibi Wars: The Wedding March

*Our beloved Narrator still hasn't been returned to us Q_Q*

*And yes, the last two parts WERE a filler. Live with it*

Chibi Missy: Oh, I'm so excited :D

*All of the female Chibis including Missy (who has shrunk down to chibi-size) are helping Chibi Missy dress for her wedding*

Missy: Hold still, I need to adjust this bow...

Chibi Missy: It feels like just last week when we got engaged!

Chibi Liz: Maybe because it WAS last week?

Missy: Oh shush, let her have her moment <_<

Chibi Liz: Sorry v.v

Missy: When did you become such a sourpuss?

Chibi Liz: >_>

Missy: *laughs*

*Missy fixes Chibi Missy's dress then places a small crown on her head*

Missy: There, you look lovely :D

Chibi Doll: Really beautiful <3

Chibi Ellie: Just like a princess.

Chibi Missy: ... I do, don't I?

*Chibi Missy slumps to the floor*

Chibi Liz: Chibi Missy!

Missy: What's wrong?! D:

Chibi Missy: I-I can't do this. What if I'm making a huge mistake, throwing my life away?!

Chibi Ellie: Nooo, all you're doing is being eternally bound to one person, no backing out. Then your children will come along and your newlywed passion will slowly fade as they eat up more of your time. Finally comes the tedium and contempt of forced companionship. The knives are in the drawer, Chibi Missy, I'll guarantee you'll use them.


*She walks over and pats Chibi Missy on the shoulder pityingly*

Chibi Ellie: You have all that to look forward to and more.

Missy: <_<

Chibi Liz: <_<

Chibi Doll: Q_Q T-That was beautiful.

Chibi Ellie: Thank you.

Chibi Missy: *wails* I don't wanna get married! T^T

Missy: Oh, don't listen to Chibi Ellie, she's just trying to upset you!

Chibi Missy: WAAAHHHHHHHH! T^T

*Meanwhile, in the boy's room*

Chibi Liam: Yaaay, wedding :D

Chibi Ciaran: Did you really have to dye your hair?

Chibi Liam: Mm-Hm ^_^

Chibi Ciaran: It better be temporary. Missy won't be happy if it isn't temporary.

Chibi Frey: Yes, 'cause EVERYTHING has been about Missy nowadays.

Chibi Ciaran: <_< Shut up.

Chibi Frey: You're obsessed with her. You have been ever since you met her.

Chibi Ciaran: ... There's just something DIFFERENT about her. I only want to find out what.

Chibi Frey: Nothing more? *raises eyebrow*

Chibi Ciaran: YOU'RE one to talk, Frey.

Chibi Frey: Excuse me?

Chibi Ciaran: It doesn't take a genious to figure out you and Liz have been... Doing things. You reek of her.

Chibi Frey: *growls* Take that back.

Chibi Ciaran: Make me.

Chibi Frey: TAKE THAT BACK!

*Just as he is about to jump on Chibi Ciaran, Chibi Liam interrupts*

Chibi Liam: Don't you feel outnumbered?

Chibi Ciaran: Outnumbered?

Chibi Liam: There's more girls than boys.

Chibi Frey: So?

Chibi Liam: So... What's going to happen with weddings? Not everyone will get a husband! Q_Q

Chibi Ciaran: *shrugs* They could be lesbians.

Chibi Frey: Yeah, everyone LOVES lesbians, don't they? >_>

Chibi Ciaran: Shut up -.-

Chibi Frey: I wonder if your precious MISSY knows some of the things you've done.

Chibi Ciaran: Don't you dare bring her into this!

Chibi Liam: GUYS! LOOK! WEDDING TIME!

Chibi Ciaran: ... Oh. Let's go.

*They leave the room and assemble themselves downstairs. The female chibis come in and take their places. Chibi Liz starts up the music*

Missy: *whispering* What the hell happened to Chibi Liam's hair?

Chibi Doll: *whispering* Iono...

Chibi Ciaran: *whispering* I tried to WARN him you wouldn't like it.

Chibi Frey: *loudly* Can everyone just SHUT UP? This is a WEDDING!

Chibi Liz: <_< All right, all right. Bossy.

Chibi Ciaran: Oh please.

Chibi Liz: Do you have something to say?

Chibi Ciaran: Nobody BUYS your little hate act. It's obvious you two have something going on.

*The music stops. Everyone turns and stares at Chibi Liz and Chibi Frey. A blush creeps over Chibi Liz's cheeks*


Chibi Liz: MISSY! You TOLD them?!

Missy: N-No, I swear...

Chibi Ciaran: Told us what?

Missy: I caught them kissing. >///<

Chibi Doll: :O

Chibi Missy: Wow O_O

Chibi Ellie: *filming* THIS. IS. GOLD.

Chibi Liz: Okay, yeah. Something IS going on. Are you all happy now?!

Chibi Liam: ... Is the wedding going to start? ...

Chibi Liz: But YOU all have to be so judgmental you won't just let us get on with it in peace! It's not fair! At least I'M not hiding my affections like YOU are, Ciaran!


Chibi Ciaran: ... Affections?

Chibi Liz: Oh come on, it's obvious you're in love with-

*There is a blinding flash and all the chibis cry out. When the light fades, five new Chibis are stood looking around*

New chibi: Well, this is awkward...

.... To be continued ...