Chibi Wars: The Wedding March

*Our beloved Narrator still hasn't been returned to us Q_Q*

*And yes, the last two parts WERE a filler. Live with it*

Chibi Missy: Oh, I'm so excited :D

*All of the female Chibis including Missy (who has shrunk down to chibi-size) are helping Chibi Missy dress for her wedding*

Missy: Hold still, I need to adjust this bow...

Chibi Missy: It feels like just last week when we got engaged!

Chibi Liz: Maybe because it WAS last week?

Missy: Oh shush, let her have her moment <_<

Chibi Liz: Sorry v.v

Missy: When did you become such a sourpuss?

Chibi Liz: >_>

Missy: *laughs*

*Missy fixes Chibi Missy's dress then places a small crown on her head*

Missy: There, you look lovely :D

Chibi Doll: Really beautiful <3

Chibi Ellie: Just like a princess.

Chibi Missy: ... I do, don't I?

*Chibi Missy slumps to the floor*

Chibi Liz: Chibi Missy!

Missy: What's wrong?! D:

Chibi Missy: I-I can't do this. What if I'm making a huge mistake, throwing my life away?!

Chibi Ellie: Nooo, all you're doing is being eternally bound to one person, no backing out. Then your children will come along and your newlywed passion will slowly fade as they eat up more of your time. Finally comes the tedium and contempt of forced companionship. The knives are in the drawer, Chibi Missy, I'll guarantee you'll use them.


*She walks over and pats Chibi Missy on the shoulder pityingly*

Chibi Ellie: You have all that to look forward to and more.

Missy: <_<

Chibi Liz: <_<

Chibi Doll: Q_Q T-That was beautiful.

Chibi Ellie: Thank you.

Chibi Missy: *wails* I don't wanna get married! T^T

Missy: Oh, don't listen to Chibi Ellie, she's just trying to upset you!

Chibi Missy: WAAAHHHHHHHH! T^T

*Meanwhile, in the boy's room*

Chibi Liam: Yaaay, wedding :D

Chibi Ciaran: Did you really have to dye your hair?

Chibi Liam: Mm-Hm ^_^

Chibi Ciaran: It better be temporary. Missy won't be happy if it isn't temporary.

Chibi Frey: Yes, 'cause EVERYTHING has been about Missy nowadays.

Chibi Ciaran: <_< Shut up.

Chibi Frey: You're obsessed with her. You have been ever since you met her.

Chibi Ciaran: ... There's just something DIFFERENT about her. I only want to find out what.

Chibi Frey: Nothing more? *raises eyebrow*

Chibi Ciaran: YOU'RE one to talk, Frey.

Chibi Frey: Excuse me?

Chibi Ciaran: It doesn't take a genious to figure out you and Liz have been... Doing things. You reek of her.

Chibi Frey: *growls* Take that back.

Chibi Ciaran: Make me.

Chibi Frey: TAKE THAT BACK!

*Just as he is about to jump on Chibi Ciaran, Chibi Liam interrupts*

Chibi Liam: Don't you feel outnumbered?

Chibi Ciaran: Outnumbered?

Chibi Liam: There's more girls than boys.

Chibi Frey: So?

Chibi Liam: So... What's going to happen with weddings? Not everyone will get a husband! Q_Q

Chibi Ciaran: *shrugs* They could be lesbians.

Chibi Frey: Yeah, everyone LOVES lesbians, don't they? >_>

Chibi Ciaran: Shut up -.-

Chibi Frey: I wonder if your precious MISSY knows some of the things you've done.

Chibi Ciaran: Don't you dare bring her into this!

Chibi Liam: GUYS! LOOK! WEDDING TIME!

Chibi Ciaran: ... Oh. Let's go.

*They leave the room and assemble themselves downstairs. The female chibis come in and take their places. Chibi Liz starts up the music*

Missy: *whispering* What the hell happened to Chibi Liam's hair?

Chibi Doll: *whispering* Iono...

Chibi Ciaran: *whispering* I tried to WARN him you wouldn't like it.

Chibi Frey: *loudly* Can everyone just SHUT UP? This is a WEDDING!

Chibi Liz: <_< All right, all right. Bossy.

Chibi Ciaran: Oh please.

Chibi Liz: Do you have something to say?

Chibi Ciaran: Nobody BUYS your little hate act. It's obvious you two have something going on.

*The music stops. Everyone turns and stares at Chibi Liz and Chibi Frey. A blush creeps over Chibi Liz's cheeks*


Chibi Liz: MISSY! You TOLD them?!

Missy: N-No, I swear...

Chibi Ciaran: Told us what?

Missy: I caught them kissing. >///<

Chibi Doll: :O

Chibi Missy: Wow O_O

Chibi Ellie: *filming* THIS. IS. GOLD.

Chibi Liz: Okay, yeah. Something IS going on. Are you all happy now?!

Chibi Liam: ... Is the wedding going to start? ...

Chibi Liz: But YOU all have to be so judgmental you won't just let us get on with it in peace! It's not fair! At least I'M not hiding my affections like YOU are, Ciaran!


Chibi Ciaran: ... Affections?

Chibi Liz: Oh come on, it's obvious you're in love with-

*There is a blinding flash and all the chibis cry out. When the light fades, five new Chibis are stood looking around*

New chibi: Well, this is awkward...

.... To be continued ...