Thursday, 25 July 2013

Chibi Wars!: 1v1 FIGHT!


*DANANANANA DANANANA DANANNA DA DA DANANANA DANANANA DANANANA DA DA DA DA DANANANA DANANANA DANANANA DANANANA DA DA DA DA DANANANANA DANANANA DANANANA DA DA DA*

*1v1 BOSS BATTLE!*

* Missy approaches slowly across the ruined battlefield. Prince Azure is sat, waiting for her*

Missy: You wanted to fight? Here I am.

Prince Azure: Good. I was just getting bored.

*Prince Azure uses FLY. He moves two paces closer to Missy*

Missy: If I win, I want you to leave all of the kingdoms of Rice alone. No more using dragons against their will, either.

Prince Azure: And if I win, I want you to become a demon.

Missy: A demon?

*Prince Azure uses INTIMIDATE.*

Prince Azure: Yes, a demon. You could be so powerful, instead of waisting your time with a bunch of homeless babies. You could do so much MORE! Unless, of course, you enjoy rotting along with them.

*It fails*

Missy: *shrugs* Can we just fight now?

Prince Azure: As you wish.

*Prince Azure uses TRANSFORM. He becomes a large demon*

Missy: Oh poop O_o'

*FIGHT!*

*Meanwhile...*

Chibi Ciaran: She's gonna get herself KILLED!

Chibi Liz: Thank you captin obvious.

*The Chibis are watching the battle from the safety of the tower*

Chibi Dru: Ooh, sparkles @_@

*Chibi Liam smacks him*

Chibi Liam: I'M THE STUPID ADORABLE ONE, NOT YOU!

*He pulls a cute face as Chibi Dru whimpers*

Chibi Dru: Sowwee Q_Q

*Chibi Caitlin hugs Chibi Dru. Chibi Missy hugs Chibi Liam. They glare at each other*

Chibi Caitlin: Keep your rabid mutt off my Dru!

Chibi Missy: Make me -.-

Chibi Dru: But I'm not...

*Chibi Caitlin and Chibi Missy start fighting. Chibi Liam pounces on Chibi Dru for the hell of it*

Chibi Dru: MAKE IT STOOOOPP!!

Chibi Ciaran: There has to be a way for us to help her...

Chibi Frey: You gonna be all knight in shining armour?

Chibi Ciaran: Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha GO TO HELL! XO

Chibi Frey: Drag me there -.-

*They start fighting*

Princess Helena: What's happening? e_e

Chibi Liz: Oh, just the usual e_e'

*Chibi Ellie comes riding in with her army of unicorns. Everyone stops fighting*

Chibi Ellie: WHAT DID I MISS, PESANTS?!

*Chibi Liz and Princess Helena look at each other*

Princess Helena: ... You think?

Chibi Liz: ... It could work ...


*Meanwhile*

*Prince Azure has made THREE SUCCESSFUL ATTACKS, Missy has made ZERO. Missy uses RUN AROUND MADLY*

Missy: I'm going to die T^T

Prince Azure: ... You really didn't figure that out?

*Prince Azure prepares his final strike. Suddenly, Chibi Ellie rides in on a unicorn*

Chibi Ellie: YOU WILL DIE FOR YOUR INSULT TO MY NATION!

*She uses UNICORN ATTACK. It is super-affective*

Prince Azure: Argh! Nooo! Get them off me!

*He shrinks back down to Chibi-size and gets pinned under several unicorns.*

Princess Helena: Looks like that battle is won.

Prince Azure: Damn you all! Do you have any idea what you're doing?!

Chibi Pearl: Chibi Azure, ex-Prince of the kingdom of Blue, we hereby arrest you for crimes against Chibi-kind.

Chibi Jade: NOOOO!

*She sends a wave of magic at Chibi Pearl, who falls to her knees. Chibi Jade then removes the unicorns from Prince Azure and embraces him*

Chibi Jade: My love, I'm sorry T^T

Prince Azure: As am I, dearest. As am I.

*He snaps her neck*

Princess Helena: Chibi Jade!

*A portal appears and Prince Azure jumps through it*

Prince Azure: UNTIL NEXT TIME, MISSY!

Princess Helena: Chibi Jade T^T

Chibi Randoms: There's nothing that can be done, highness. She's dead.

Chibi Caitlin: WE'RE gonna go after him, though!

Chibi Pearl: He's a fugitive, after all.

Chibi Lucy: Is Chibi Dru coming, too?

Chibi Dru: YAAAY! FAMILY! \^o^/

*Princess Helena opens up a portal*

Princess Helena: Thank you for your help. You can return home now.

*The chibis go through the portal and enter into the living room. The remaints of the wedding are still there*

Chibi Liam: Sooo... Cake?

Chibi Liz: Yeah, cake is good.

Chibi Missy: I like cake.

*They all go into the kitchen, leaving Chibi Ciaran and Missy alone*

Chibi Ciaran: Hey, Missy...

Missy: Yes?

Chibi Ciaran: I... Uhm...

Chibi Ellie: BOW TO ME, UNICORN-LESS PESANTS!

*She comes through the portal with armfuls full of Unicorn toys*

Chibi Ellie: I HAVE MY ARMY BACK! NOW TO TAKE OVER THIS PITIFUL LITTLE WORLD!

Missy: Uhm...

*She tries to make the Unicorns grow, but they don't*

Chibi Ellie: Awwwhhh Q_Q

*Missy pats her arm*

Missy: Good try, though. Let's go get cake.

Chibi Ellie: CAKE! FEED ME NOW, MINDSLAVE.

Chibi Ciaran: Yeah... Cake...

.... To be continued ....







4 comments:

  1. Hahahahahaha epic. I love this. :D You should make a seperate blog for this. ~OfficiallyIndy

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  2. Lol I laughed at the part where it said Chibi Liam: IM THE STUPID ADORINBLE ONE, NOT YOU! And I agree with indy, you should make a seperate blog for this. :)

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  3. Theres too many flippin chibis Q~Q CONFUSING! I still <3 it though :D i read them all but i'm too lazy to comment :3

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