Thursday, 25 July 2013
Chibi Wars!: 1v1 FIGHT!
*DANANANANA DANANANA DANANNA DA DA DANANANA DANANANA DANANANA DA DA DA DA DANANANA DANANANA DANANANA DANANANA DA DA DA DA DANANANANA DANANANA DANANANA DA DA DA*
*1v1 BOSS BATTLE!*
* Missy approaches slowly across the ruined battlefield. Prince Azure is sat, waiting for her*
Missy: You wanted to fight? Here I am.
Prince Azure: Good. I was just getting bored.
*Prince Azure uses FLY. He moves two paces closer to Missy*
Missy: If I win, I want you to leave all of the kingdoms of Rice alone. No more using dragons against their will, either.
Prince Azure: And if I win, I want you to become a demon.
Missy: A demon?
*Prince Azure uses INTIMIDATE.*
Prince Azure: Yes, a demon. You could be so powerful, instead of waisting your time with a bunch of homeless babies. You could do so much MORE! Unless, of course, you enjoy rotting along with them.
*It fails*
Missy: *shrugs* Can we just fight now?
Prince Azure: As you wish.
*Prince Azure uses TRANSFORM. He becomes a large demon*
Missy: Oh poop O_o'
*FIGHT!*
*Meanwhile...*
Chibi Ciaran: She's gonna get herself KILLED!
Chibi Liz: Thank you captin obvious.
*The Chibis are watching the battle from the safety of the tower*
Chibi Dru: Ooh, sparkles @_@
*Chibi Liam smacks him*
Chibi Liam: I'M THE STUPID ADORABLE ONE, NOT YOU!
*He pulls a cute face as Chibi Dru whimpers*
Chibi Dru: Sowwee Q_Q
*Chibi Caitlin hugs Chibi Dru. Chibi Missy hugs Chibi Liam. They glare at each other*
Chibi Caitlin: Keep your rabid mutt off my Dru!
Chibi Missy: Make me -.-
Chibi Dru: But I'm not...
*Chibi Caitlin and Chibi Missy start fighting. Chibi Liam pounces on Chibi Dru for the hell of it*
Chibi Dru: MAKE IT STOOOOPP!!
Chibi Ciaran: There has to be a way for us to help her...
Chibi Frey: You gonna be all knight in shining armour?
Chibi Ciaran: Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha GO TO HELL! XO
Chibi Frey: Drag me there -.-
*They start fighting*
Princess Helena: What's happening? e_e
Chibi Liz: Oh, just the usual e_e'
*Chibi Ellie comes riding in with her army of unicorns. Everyone stops fighting*
Chibi Ellie: WHAT DID I MISS, PESANTS?!
*Chibi Liz and Princess Helena look at each other*
Princess Helena: ... You think?
Chibi Liz: ... It could work ...
*Meanwhile*
*Prince Azure has made THREE SUCCESSFUL ATTACKS, Missy has made ZERO. Missy uses RUN AROUND MADLY*
Missy: I'm going to die T^T
Prince Azure: ... You really didn't figure that out?
*Prince Azure prepares his final strike. Suddenly, Chibi Ellie rides in on a unicorn*
Chibi Ellie: YOU WILL DIE FOR YOUR INSULT TO MY NATION!
*She uses UNICORN ATTACK. It is super-affective*
Prince Azure: Argh! Nooo! Get them off me!
*He shrinks back down to Chibi-size and gets pinned under several unicorns.*
Princess Helena: Looks like that battle is won.
Prince Azure: Damn you all! Do you have any idea what you're doing?!
Chibi Pearl: Chibi Azure, ex-Prince of the kingdom of Blue, we hereby arrest you for crimes against Chibi-kind.
Chibi Jade: NOOOO!
*She sends a wave of magic at Chibi Pearl, who falls to her knees. Chibi Jade then removes the unicorns from Prince Azure and embraces him*
Chibi Jade: My love, I'm sorry T^T
Prince Azure: As am I, dearest. As am I.
*He snaps her neck*
Princess Helena: Chibi Jade!
*A portal appears and Prince Azure jumps through it*
Prince Azure: UNTIL NEXT TIME, MISSY!
Princess Helena: Chibi Jade T^T
Chibi Randoms: There's nothing that can be done, highness. She's dead.
Chibi Caitlin: WE'RE gonna go after him, though!
Chibi Pearl: He's a fugitive, after all.
Chibi Lucy: Is Chibi Dru coming, too?
Chibi Dru: YAAAY! FAMILY! \^o^/
*Princess Helena opens up a portal*
Princess Helena: Thank you for your help. You can return home now.
*The chibis go through the portal and enter into the living room. The remaints of the wedding are still there*
Chibi Liam: Sooo... Cake?
Chibi Liz: Yeah, cake is good.
Chibi Missy: I like cake.
*They all go into the kitchen, leaving Chibi Ciaran and Missy alone*
Chibi Ciaran: Hey, Missy...
Missy: Yes?
Chibi Ciaran: I... Uhm...
Chibi Ellie: BOW TO ME, UNICORN-LESS PESANTS!
*She comes through the portal with armfuls full of Unicorn toys*
Chibi Ellie: I HAVE MY ARMY BACK! NOW TO TAKE OVER THIS PITIFUL LITTLE WORLD!
Missy: Uhm...
*She tries to make the Unicorns grow, but they don't*
Chibi Ellie: Awwwhhh Q_Q
*Missy pats her arm*
Missy: Good try, though. Let's go get cake.
Chibi Ellie: CAKE! FEED ME NOW, MINDSLAVE.
Chibi Ciaran: Yeah... Cake...
.... To be continued ....
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Hahahahahaha epic. I love this. :D You should make a seperate blog for this. ~OfficiallyIndy
ReplyDeleteLol I laughed at the part where it said Chibi Liam: IM THE STUPID ADORINBLE ONE, NOT YOU! And I agree with indy, you should make a seperate blog for this. :)
ReplyDeleteTheres too many flippin chibis Q~Q CONFUSING! I still <3 it though :D i read them all but i'm too lazy to comment :3
ReplyDeleteOOH I HOT MAGICIFIED XD
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