*Previously on Chibi Wars*
*The Kingdom of Green is under siege from a large dragon sent by Prince Azure. It's up to Missy and the gang to stop it.*
Missy: What do you mean I don't have to fight the dragon?
Chibi Liz: I don't think that's a dragon at all. It's more likely to be some form of shapeshifter.
Chibi Pearl: Of course! That would explain how it got here so fast!
Chibi Randoms: Reversing the spell would be easy, but we would need someone to distract the sorceress, which I'm guessing is Chibi Jade.
Chibi Ellie: I'LL do it!
*All of the Chibis look at her*
Chibi Liz: No offense, Chibi Ellie, but we don't trust you.
Chibi Ellie: So? This'll be my chance to redeem myself!
Chibi Liz: I'm not sure...
Chibi Ellie: Come on, I'm just as powerful as the rest of you. *Except I'm smarter and more pretty.*
Chibi Liz: *sighs* Fine. But if you mess this up, you'll be grounded for TWO MONTHS.
Chibi Ellie: I won't! I won't! I promise!
Princess Helena: What about the duel?
Chibi Liz: Missy'll still need to fight, of course. There's no avoiding that. We'll just take care of the dragon while she does it.
Chibi Ciaran: How much power will be needed?
Chibi Liz: Every magic user needs to help. Now let's go, there's work to be done!
*Meanwhile...*
Chibi Jade: The spell is almost complete, love.
Prince Azure: Excellent. Once this is done, they'll be trapped in a bubble of pure magic! They'll have to surrender or be burned!
Chibi Jade: Are you happy, my king?
Prince Azure: Happy? I'm elated!
Chibi Jade: ... And our wedding?
Prince Azure: The grandest in all the land!
Chibi Jade: Yipeee!
Chibi Ellie: Oh ew e_e'
*Both of the Chibis spin around*
Prince Azure: Who said that?! Who's there?!
*Chibi Ellie comes out, riding on the back of a unicorn. There is a large mass of them behind her, snoring and neighing angrily*
Chibi Ellie: You've been mistreating the unicorns. That's MY job!
Chibi Jade: .... Uhhh....
Chibi Ellie: You have ten seconds to run before I trample you under my many hooves!
Chibi Jade: I could just undo your spell...
Chibi Ellie: CHARGE!
*Prince Azure and Chibi Jade run off as the unicorns charge after them*
Chibi Ellie: Oh victory, I forgot how delicious you are x3
*Over by the west wing, the dragon is setting stuff on fire- Which is what dragons do, if you didn't know. Burn things- While the Chibis stand in a circle casting a spell*
Chibi Frey: DO SPELLS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO WINDY?!
Princess Helena: YES, I THINK SO?!
Chibi Liz: SHUT UP AND KEEP CONCENTRATING!
*They fire a bolt of magic at the dragon who screeches in pain and falls backwards. It slowly shrinks as it falls, turning back to Chibi size. It stands up in front of the others and rubs its head*
Dragon Chibi: Ow. Q-Q
Chibi Randoms: It actually worked O_O
*Chibi TJ walks past her and puts a pair of handcuffs on him*
Chibi TJ: You're under arrest for war crimes.
Dragon Chibi: Huh? What? War crimes?!
Chibi Liz: Under arrest?!
Chibi Missy: Oh Q~Q
Chibi Pearl: We're not who you think we are.
Chibi Caitlin: Well that's obvious. *giggles*
Chibi TJ: We're an underground police force, trying to keep law and order in what remains of Rice.
Chibi Liz: So you're 'police'? Great. .-.
Chibi Caitlin: Mm-Hm, ^_^
Dragon Chibi: C-Can't we just talk about this? I didn't know what I was doing was wrong. S-She told me to...
Chibi Caitlin: Awwh, he's so cute. What's your name? ^_^
Dragon Chibi: D-Dru... A-And I'm-
Chibi Caitlin: It's nice to meet you Chibi Dru. You can come live with us ^_^
*Chibi Liam bursts through the door*
Chibi Liam: Guys! Guys! Missy is-
*He stops and glares at Chibi Dru*
Chibi Dru: Hi ^///^
*Chibi Liam pounces on Chibi Dru*
Chibi Dru: Eeeek!
Chibi Liam: I'M THE ONLY CROSSDRESSER HERE, DAMN IT!
Chibi Dru: B-But you're not even wearing a dress... Q_Q
*Chibi Liam tears off his clothes to reveal a dress underneath*
Chibi Liam: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS INSULT IN YOUR LIFEBLOOD!
Chibi Dru: I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO LIKE GIRLS CLOTHES! I JUST DOOOO! T^T
*Chibi TJ and Chibi Ciaran pull Chibi Liam off Chibi Dru*
Chibi TJ: Dude, chill. You freakout is NOT helping.
Chibi Ciaran: What did you say about Missy?! Where IS she?!
Chibi Liam: She went off to fight Princey-man. It was all dramatic. ^_^
Chibi Liz: Oh God...
.... To be continued ....
Omg lol this is so funny xD
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