Chibi Wars!: Welcome to the S.C.P.F

*Opening file...*

*S.C.P.F Mission 365: Capture and Destroy. *

*Initiating launch...*

Chibi Randoms: Well, this sucks.

*The S.C.P.F are hanging at a batcave like underground layer. They have recently completed a mission to the Kingdom of Green, and are now relaxing. Chibi Caitlin and Chibi Lucy are giving Chibi Dru a makeover. Chibi Pearl is working on a computer while Chibi TJ plays with a ball. Chibi Randoms is sulking, as always*

Chibi Dru: H-Has this makeup been tested on animals?

Chibi Caitlin: Of course not! Don't be silly.

*She powders Chibi Dru's cheeks*

Chibi Lucy: We're going to make him so pretty! <3

Chibi Dru: B-But I'm-

Chibi Randoms: He looks awful. Have you been trying to make him a clown?

*All three of them burst into tears*

Chibi TJ: Chibi Randoms, I know you have a massive empathy lack, but please. Don't make the babies cry.

*They wail louder*

Chibi TJ: PUT A SOCK IN IT, JEEZ!

*She throws the ball at Chibi Lucy, knocking her out. The other two stop crying*

Chibi Lucy: x_x

Chibi Randoms: Well done, TJ. Just... Well done.

Chibi TJ: Thank you for your ever-wonderful sarcasm.

Chibi Randoms: You're welcome.

Chibi Pearl: Guys! No fighting now, we have a mission to take care of!

Chibi Caitlin: Did you locate him?

Chibi Pearl: Uh-huh. He's on his way to ChibiWood as we speak.

Chibi TJ: But that's the only neutral point left in Rice!

Chibi Caitlin: Yeah! Everyone needs movies!

Chibi Randoms: I don't. Movies are rubbish.

Chibi Caitlin: That's because you're a spoil-sport.


Chibi Randoms: One of these days, Caitlin. ONE OF THESE DAYS!

Chibi Caitlin: Bring it on! I'm not running!

*Chibi Pearl claps her hands*

Chibi Pearl: Now, you lot. Enough is enough. Get suited up and ready to roll, we need to get to ChibiWood.

*The chibis file out to the wardrobe room.*

*Meanwhile, on the planet Earth*

Missy: It feels quiet today. Too quiet...

Chibi Ciaran: Can't you just enjoy it?

Missy: Nope. It's wrong.

*The Chibis are playing in a makeshift pool. Missy has filled a bowl with water and added a few toy slides as well as tiny floaties.*

Chibi Ciaran: This pool is great, wish I knew how to swim...

Missy: Is that a thing with demons, not knowing how to swim?

Chibi Ciaran: *shrugs* We're sky-based creatures. Swimming isn't in our nature.

Missy: Well it soon will be.

*She pushes him off his floatie into the pool*

Chibi Ciaran: Ack!

Missy: Come on, you'll be swimming in no time ^_^

*Back in Rice...*

*The S.C.P.F are travelling in a black van through an area of desert, heading to ChibiWood*

Chibi Lucy: Are we there yet?

Chibi Pearl: No.

Chibi Lucy: Are we there yet?

Chibi Caitlin: No.

Chibi Lucy: Are we there yet?

Chibi TJ: GOD DAMN IT, CHIBI LUCY! WE SAID NO!

Chibi Lucy: Q~Q WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

Chibi Randoms: Now look what you did -.-

Chibi TJ: What I did? SHE'S the one who wouldn't shut up.

Chibi Randoms: If you had just been a little more GENTLE with her...

Chibi TJ: HOW DARE YOU?!

*She pounces on Chibi Randoms. They fight as Chibi Lucy wails*

Chibi Caitlin: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

Chibi Dru: ♫Sailing, sailing. I like sailing!♫

Chibi Pearl: STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!

*Everyone stops. Silence hangs in the air*

Chibi Dru: *whispers* ♫It's so fun.♫

Chibi Pearl: We're here. We're in ChibiWood

..... To be continued ....