Tuesday, 28 May 2013

Chibi Wars! Rice part 5

*previously on Chibi Wars*

*Missy meets a demon boy called Ciaran who decides to help guide her through the woods, much to her frustration. Chibi Ellie has some of her D.N.A stolen for the army of Unichi's. Prince Azure figures out what Chibi Liz really is and challenges her to a duel*

*And now, the story continues...*

Chibi Missy: Brother! You can't do this!

Prince Azure: I can and will.

*Chibi Liz barks a quick spell and launches it at Prince Azure, sending a fireball straight for him. He dodges*

Prince Azure: You call THAT an attack?

Chibi Liz: I refuse to waste precious power on a child. I might need it later v.v

Chibi Chelsie: Guys, please! We need to go to the castle!

*She points in the distance to Chibi 'Kita's castle, but is ignored by the other chibis*

Prince Azure: I guess it's my turn, now.

*He swings his sword skillfully, trying to get a hit on Chibi Liz, who dodges each of his blows*

Chibi Liz: You're rather slow, aren't you Prince?

Prince Azure: Easy for you to say, demon.

*He brings the sword down hard. Chibi Liz catches it between her hands and bends it*

Prince Azure: My sword Q_Q

Chibi Liz: -.-

Prince Azure: Curse you, foul demon!

*He pulls a small vial out of his pocket and throws the contents over Chibi Liz. Smoke pours off her*

Chibi Liz: I'm a ROBOT now, idiot. Holy water won't WORK on me anymore -.-

Prince Azure: Oh.

*Just as Chibi Liz is about to make her attack, a demon chibi stumbles out of the woods*

Demon Chibi: Now, where is this meeting point? He should be here...




*He pauses and looks at the Chibis slowly.*

Demon Chibi: I'm in the wrong forest, aren't I? -.-

Chibi Chelsie: Who are YOU?

Demon Chibi: I'm Frey. Now who are you?

Chibi Chelsie: I'm Chelsie, and these are my...

*Chibi Chelsie looks around at her companions. Chibi Missy is crying. Chibi Liz and Chibi Azure have continued with their fight, neither of them making an actual blow. Chibi Liam is making mud pies*

Chibi Chelsie: ... Mutual Aquantances.

Chibi Frey: Do any of you know the way to the demon forest?

Chibi Chelsie: Nope. The others might, but they're all... Busy.

Chibi Frey: Oh. Where are you all heading?

Chibi Chelsie: To the demoness Akita's castle.

Chibi Frey: O_O You have a deathwish?

Chibi Chelsie: ... No.

Chibi Frey: I'm telling you, if you go in there with THIS group, you'll be killed. It's heavily guarded.

Chibi Chelsie: So why don't you come with us?

Chibi Frey: Because 1. I value my life and 2. I'm looking for my brother.

*Chibi Chelsie looks at him with puppy eyes*

Chibi Chelsie: PLLEEEEAAASSSEEEE come with us?

*Chibi Frey covers his own eyes*

Chibi Frey: Nope. Not falling for it.

*He uncovers his eyes slowly and looks again. Chibi Chelsie is still making puppy eyes at him*

Chibi Frey: ... Fine -.-

Chibi Chelsie: Yay! ^o^

*She whirls around and shouts loudly, making all of the Chibis stop what they're doing*

Chibi Chelsie: HEY GUYS, I FOUND US A GUIDE!

Chibi Liz: A guide? We don't need a damn guide. Just give me five minutes to finish off this 'Prince' and I'LL guide.

Chibi Chelsie: Well, I got us a guide. So be grateful -.-

Chibi Liz: *sighs*

*Meanwhile...*

Missy: We've been walking for AGES.

Chibi Ciaran: Well, it's not like we're going to get there QUICKLY. That's not how the forest works.

Missy: Oh don't tell me it's enchanted. That's the kind of rubbish they put in fairytales -.-

Chibi Ciaran: You don't believe in magic, little Alice?

Missy: No, I don't. Some weird stuff might have happened, but there's plenty of science to explain WHY.

Chibi Ciaran: Then explain this.

*He clicks his fingers and the trees around him begin to move, pulling their roots out of the soil and walking slowly towards them, closing in*

Missy: Chemicals in the soil.

*Chibi Ciaran clicks his fingers again and the trees move back into place*

Chibi Ciaran: If you science is so great, explain how I exist.

Missy: Evolution.

Chibi Ciaran: -.- Well, what about magic, huh? How does that exist.

Missy: It doesn't. My theory is either you emit some sort of halluciogenic that causes everyone around you to go into a trance and IMAGINE the 'magic'. Or you're a sort of 'spark' to certain chemicals in the air of this planet, causing them to react and expand, creating the 'magic' you speak of.

Chibi Ciaran: And if your theory IS correct, how would it be possible?

Missy: Once again, evolution. This is Primary school stuff.

Chibi Ciaran: So, after all these adventures you have had, you still don't believe in magic?

Missy: No. Magic just doesn't WORK. Besides, even if it WAS real, humans probably wouldn't be able to use it. We're too advanced in science. So, in the field of magic, we're useless.

*She goes silent and looks at the floor darkly*

Chibi Ciaran: You feel useless because you can't use magic, Little Alice?


*Missy keeps walking, staying silent*

Chibi Ciaran: You're not useless, though. You're a human girl. Humans are giants compared to us. Like you said before, you managed to pick up a demoness in full throw and stop her.

Missy: That was when I was BIG. Now I'm tiny AND defenceless. I don't even see how I can help anymore.

*Chibi Ciaran sighs and smiles*

Chibi Ciaran: You'll find a way. The Chibis still rely on you as a protector. Don't loose hope.

Missy: Wow, you're oddly optimistic for a demon.

Chibi Ciaran: Not all of us are doom and gloom, little Alice.

*Akita's castle comes into view, looming over the trees*

Missy: A castle? All the way out here?

Chibi Ciaran: It belongs to the demoness Akita, I believe. A favourite of the Demon Queen.

Missy: Can we go inside?!

Chibi Ciaran: We CAN, but that would be suicide.

Missy: Fine by me, let's go!

*Missy grabs Chibi Ciaran's hand and runs forward, pulling him along with her.*

*In the castle...*

Chibi Ellie: Okay, let's try this again.

*Chibi Ellie is sat on the floor with a rock that has a crudely drawn smiley face on it. Chibi Ellie begins to hit the rock with her hands whilst singing*

Chibi Ellie: Miss Mary Mack-Mack-Mack, all dressed in black-black-black, with silver buttons-buttons-buttons all down her back-back-ba-

*She is interrupted by the sound of screaming. Two Unichis drag a chibi girl into Chibi Ellie's cell, locking them both in*

Scared Chibi: Oh, please don't leave me in here! I hate the dark Q_Q


*Chibi Ellie glances at the Chibi gir for a moment, before returning to playing patta-cake with the rock*

Chibi Ellie: Back-back-back, she went upstairs-stairs-stairs and sat on a chair-chair-chair she turned out the light-light-light and said goodnight-night-ni-

*The scared Chibi girl taps on Chibi Ellie's back gently*

Scared Chibi: H-Hello? What's your name?

*Chibi Ellie glares at her*

Chibi Ellie: I'm Chibi Ellie. Who are you?

Scared Chibi: I'm a Unichi. My name is Doll...

Chibi Ellie: Shouldn't you be marching in Chibi 'Kita's grand Unichi army? -.-

Chibi Doll: N-No... They said I'm incompatible and sent me down here...

Chibi Ellie: Incompatible?

Chibi Doll: Y-Yeah, I'm too Chibi-Like. They used too much D.N.A...

*Chibi Ellie stops and thinks for a moment*

Chibi Ellie: Hey, Chibi Doll. How do you feel about breaking out of here?

Chibi Doll: Breaking out? But that's wrong :O

Chibi Ellie: Well, we either break out or die horribly, so what's it going to be?

Chibi Doll: Break out... I guess...

Chibi Ellie: Excellent >:D

.... To be continued ...

Friday, 24 May 2013

Chibi Wars! Rice part 4

*Previously on Chibi wars*

*Missy got seperated from the rest of the group when the castle of Blue got attacked. Now, she is alone in the demon forest.*

Missy: AHHHH! O_O

*A large shape jumps down from the trees and lands on its feet next to her, like a cat. Missy continues screaming, covering her eyes* 

Shape: Eeesh! Shush! There's no need to scream like that! 

*Missy uncovers her eyes. The shape turns out to be a grinning boy*



Missy: Typical -.-

Demon boy: Typical? 

Missy: *sighs* Nevermind. 

*She stands up and brushes herself off, then begins to walk away. The Demon Boy follows her.*

Demon boy: Hey! Where are you going?

Missy: To find my friends. 

Demon boy: If your friends came in here, they're most probably dead. 

*Missy turns and glares at him* 

Missy: Thank you for the WONDERFUL pessimism, but my friends are not in here, nor are they dead. They're in the other forest, the good one at the other side of the tunnel. I'm going to find a way out of here and get to them.

*She continues walking*

Demon boy: Careful there, little Alice. You shouldn't go that way. Dangerous things live up that way. There'll be no exit for you there. 

Missy: More dangerous than YOU?

*He laughs and moves in a blur of speed to her side, making Missy jump*

Demon boy: You're a funny one. I like you, little Alice. I think I'll come with you, just so you don't end up dead.

*Missy begins to protest but her puts a finger to her lips*

Demon boy: No no, thank me later. I know I'm doing you a big favour and all, but there's no need to sing my praises. I'll get a big head.

*He steps away from Missy and continues walking as she glares hotly at him, before following him*

Missy: My name isn't Alice, you know.

Demon boy: Then what is it? I mean, you look like an Alice, but looks are deceiving. 

Missy: My name is Missy.

Demon boy: Missy? That's an unusual name, even for a Chibi. 

Missy: Well, it isn't my REAL name. And I'm not a chibi. 

Demon boy: You aren't? You look like a chibi and you don't have the characteristics of a demon, so what are you? 

Missy: I'm a human girl.

Demon boy: A human?! I've heard some suprising things in my time, but YOU a human?! Humans are celestial giants and you're just a regular sized chibi.

Missy: I wasn't ALWAYS this big. This demoness cursed me when she got into a battle with the Chibis I've been taking care of.

Demon boy: Oh, really?

Missy: Yes. -.-

*The demon boy rolls his eyes and continues walking*

Missy: Anyway, now I've told you MY name, you need to tell me YOURS.

Demon boy: *shrugs* It's not important.

Missy: I'd like to adress you by something.

Demon boy: My name is Ciaran. Now enough questions, little Alice-

Missy: Oh for God's sake! My name is not Alice!

*Chibi Ciaran laughs as Missy scowls*

Chibi Ciaran: Come on then, MISSY. We best find your friends.

*Meanwhile...*

Chibi Ellie: I can't believe she sold me out. Well, I can. After all she IS a demon.

*Chibi Ellie bashes her head against the wall*

Chibi Ellie: How could I have been so stupid? v.v

Chibi 'Kita: Because you wanted more than you had, that's why.

*Chibi Ellie spins around and glares at Chibi 'Kita, who is smiling at her*

Chibi 'Kita: You know, I love it when Chibis want more than they can have. It always leads to such interesting oppertunities for me.

Chibi Ellie: What do you want?

Chibi 'Kita: We require a sample of your D.N.A for the Unichi machine, just to check that you are compatable.

Chibi Ellie: Forget it. You'll never get a D.N.A sample from me -.-

Chibi 'Kita: Oh, but I already have.

*Chibi 'Kita holds up a few strands of deep red hair and Chibi Ellie gasps*

Chibi Ellie: You wouldn't!

Chibi 'Kita: Too late.

*Chibi 'Kita walks away from the cell, leaving Chibi Ellie alone to cry*

*Back in the good forest*

Chibi Missy: Missy is dead T^T

Chibi Chelsie: Creator T^T

Chibi Liam: What will we do now? T^T

Chibi Liz: Calm down, she'll find her way out.

Prince Azure: Actually, your friend has most probably been killed by now.

*Chibi Liz glares at him*

Prince Azure: What? Why sugar coat the nasty truth?

Chibi Liz: *growls* Do you honestly have NO feelings?!

Prince Azure: That's rich, coming from an ex-demon.

*Chibi Missy, Chibi Chelsie and Chibi Liam stop crying, shocked. Chibi Liz glares at Prince Azure*

Prince Azure: What? Did you not think I'd figure it out? You reek of dark magic, which is a threat to the realm. I'm afraid I can't allow that threat to continue.

Chibi Liz: Are you challenging me, pretty boy? -.-

*Prince Azure draws his sword*

Prince Azure: Why yes, I believe I am.

*Chibi Liz's eyes glow wickedly*

Chibi Liz: Then make your move.

.... To be continued ....













Wednesday, 15 May 2013

Chibi Wars! Rice part 3

*Previously on Chibi wars...*

*The chibis came to a grand castle, only to descover it belonged to Queen Heather of the kingdom of Blue, and Chibi Missy was her daughter, Princess Topaz.*

Chibi Liz: Where did that scream come from?!

*All of the chibis run downstairs to the hallway, where Queen Heather is looking out of window and trembling in fear. There is the orange glow of torchlight in the distance*

Chibi Liz: What's that out there?

*She peers out of the window. In the distance, a huge army of Unichis are marching towards the castle*

Chibi Liz: Oh my...

Chibi Chelsie: What are they?!

Chibi Missy: I'm scared Q~Q

Chibi Liam: Pretty lights... @_@

*Queen Heather snaps out of her trance and whirls around*

Queen Heather: You must leave. Quickly! You cannot stay here, they're obviously coming for you! 

Chibi Liz: But the front exit is blocked and there don't seem to be any emergency exits. unless you have some sort of secret tunnel hidden away.

Queen Heather: Actually...

*She walks over to the throne and presses firmly on the armrest. It clicks in and slides over, revealing a set of stairs*

Queen Heather: Now go. Azure is already down there, he will guide you out safely. Hurry!

*The chibis begin to go down the stairs. As Chibi Missy passes Queen Heather, she gives her a quick hug*

Chibi Missy: I love you Q~Q

Queen Heather: I love you too, sweetheart. Your father would be proud.

*Chibi Missy hurries down into the dark of the tunnel along with her friends*

*Meanwhile, Chibi 'Kita and Chibi Ellie are watching the events unfold through a scrying pool*

Chibi Ellie: This is just perfect! 





Chibi 'Kita: The Unichi design is working perfectly, I doubt any of them can be stopped. 



*They both watch gleefully as the Unichis begin to tear down the foundations of the castle, causing it to collapse*

Chibi Ellie: With power like this, we'll be UNSTOPPABLE. What remains of Rice shall fall and be carved up by us! No-one will dare to question our authority, no one! 

Chibi 'Kita: Yes, about that...

*She whistles shrilly and a group of Unichis enter the room. They grab Chibi Ellie by the arms and force her to her knees*

Chibi Ellie: Ouch! Hey! What's going on?! O_O

Chibi 'Kita: Sorry, Lady Ellie. This is a Coup. You are being overthrown.

Chibi Ellie: Excuse me?! We had a deal!

Chibi 'Kita: Don't worry, Lady Ellie. You shall get part of your deal. You will be sent to the dungeon to await conversion into a Unichi general, thus regaining control over the Unicorn armies you lost. However, you'll do it as my mind puppet.

Chibi Ellie: Y-You can't do this!

Chibi 'Kita: Just watch me. I am a demoness. Our kind thrive on trickery and deceit. I would use this time to make peace with your Gods, if you have any. Take her away!

*The Unichis drag Chibi Ellie away, kicking and screaming* 

*Meanwhile, in the tunnels* 

Prince Azure: Finally. You all took your time. 

Chibi Missy: It's hard to find your way around here because it's so dark! 

*Prince Azure creates a torch using magic and grins at her*

Prince Azure: Did little sis forget her basic magic again? 

*Chibi Missy glowers at him. She begins a cutting remark but Chibi Liz interrupts her* 

Chibi Liz: No, she hasn't. I just thought it was wiser to leave no trail if we were followed. 

*Prince Azure looks suprised, as if he hadn't expected that sort of answer*

Prince Azure: Clever one, aren't you? 

Chibi Liz: Please, don't patronize me. Just show us the way out. 

*Prince Azure begins to walk down the wide tunnels, and the Chibis follow. After a while, the glow from Prince Azure's light goes out*

Chibi Liam: AHHH! DARKNESS! I FEEL IT ALL OVER MY SKIN! HELP MEEE! GET IT OOOFFFF!

Prince Azure: Be quiet! You'll get us all killed.

*All the chibis go silent*

Prince Azure: Up ahead are two tunnels. One leads to the outside world and safety, the other leads to the demon forest. If you make too much noise or too much light here, the demons will see it and attack. Now, we need to be very quiet. Try not to go down the wrong tunnel, link hands if you have to. Now follow me. 

*The chibis follow Prince Azure for a long time, until sunlight begins to show at the end of the tunnel. They break out and take deep breaths of fresh air, glad to be out of the darkness*

Chibi Chelsie: At least that's over. 

Chibi Liam: I don't like the dark Q~Q

Prince Azure: *laughs* You're a tough one, aren't you.

*Chibi Missy hugs Chibi Liam*

Chibi Liam: Don't be mean. YOU were afraid of the dark once.

*Prince Azure glares at the floor. Chibi Missy giggles triumphantly.*

Chibi Liz: Does anyone know where Missy is?

*All the chibis look around*

Prince Azure: Uh-oh.

*Meanwhile, back in the tunnel, Missy has been walking for hours. She spots light at the end of the tunnel, though it is dim, like evening-time. She follows it and enters a forest with dark coloured trees. A setting sun hangs in the sky, not moving an inch downwards to draw in night-time*

Missy: ... I think I took a wrong turn...

*She looks behind her*

Missy: The others... At least they're safe...

*She slumps to the floor*

Missy: But I'm still lost... What am I supposed to do...

Voice: Well Hi there ^~^

*A dark shape comes from the trees above her and Missy screams* 

... To be continued ... 

Saturday, 11 May 2013

Chibi Wars! Rice part 2

*Previously on Chibi wars*

*Chibi Liz reveals some of her past involving Chibi 'Kita. The Chibis then travel to their homeland of Rice and descover a castle, where they think they can stay for the night.*

Chibi Chelsie: Hullo? Anyone in there?

*She bangs loudly on the door. There is no answer*

Chibi Chelsie: It's not locked. Should we go inside, or...

Missy: Well we can't stay out here. Chibi Liz is asleep on her feet.

Chibi Liam: Pretty castle @_@

Chibi Missy: I don't think we should go in... I mean, what if there are monsters? Or unicorns?!

*The rest of the chibis look at her.*

Chibi Missy: W-What?

Chibi Chelsie: Come on, we can't stay out here all night.

*The chibis enter the castle and walk through the hallways until they reach a grand throneroom decorated with different shades of blue. A woman sits on a throne, knitting a blue and pink scalf. Chibi Missy hides behind the archway entrance.*

Missy: Uhm... Hello... Your majesty?

*The woman drops her knitting, suprised*


Chibi Woman: Deary me, hello. I wasn't expecting any guests to our fine kingdom. Who, may I ask, are you?

Missy: I'm Missy. I come from Earth and these are-

*The woman squeals, cutting her off*

Chibi Woman: EARTH?! That is impossible! The people there are giants, and you are obviously not a giant! You are as small as the rest of us!

Chibi Chelsie: Missy was cursed by a demoness to be this height. We've come back to Rice to track her down and have Missy reverted to her old form. Our friend who teleported us here is very tired, so we wondered if we could stay here for the night?

Chibi Woman: Ah, I see. In that case, you are very welcome. I am Queen Heather, ruler of what remains of the kingdom of Blue. My son, Prince Azure will be here soon. He'll show you to your quarters. I hope you enjoy your stay. 


*Just as she finishes talking, another Chibi bursts through into the room.*




Chibi Boy: Mother! We have news from the kingdom of Green! Their surviving troops have-

*He pauses and looks at the chibis, then over to the archway where Chibi Missy is hiding. His eyes widen in recognition*

Chibi Boy: Topaz? Is that you?

*Chibi Missy gives a squeak and begins to run off down the hallway. The chibi boy follows her*

Chibi Missy: NOPE! CAN'T DO THIS! CAN'T DO THIS!

Chibi Boy: TOPAZ! COME BACK HERE!

Chibi Liam: Missy? Q_Q

*The Chibis watch in surpise as the Chibi Boy brings Chibi Missy back, carrying her over his shoulder as she protests. Queen Heather looks happily suprised*

Queen Heather: Topaz!

*She runs over to Chibi Missy and throws her arms around her*

Queen Heather: I never thought I'd see you again Q_Q

*Chibi Missy stands there awkwardly for a second, before hugging back. After a minute, Queen Heather breaks off the hug*

Queen Heather: Why are you not wearing proper attire? I was certain those dratted scientists would give you some.

Chibi Missy: I am wearing 'proper' attire. This is more practical Earth-wear

Queen Heather: It is completely innapropriate! Go up to your room and change, now!

*Chibi Missy sighs and closes her eyes*

Chibi Missy: As you wish, mother. v.v

*Meanwhile*

Chibi 'Kita: *sighs* Isn't it beautiful?

Chibi Ellie: W-What is it?


Chibi 'Kita: A creation of my own design. It is called a Unichi. They are the perfect soldiers. The strength of a unicorn, the magic of a chibi and completely loyal to US.

*Chibi 'Kita makes a high pitched whistling sound and the Unichi moves forward*

Chibi Ellie: How did you do that?!

Chibi 'Kita: Mind control. 

Chibi Ellie: How did you MAKE these things, they're brilliant! :D

Chibi 'Kita: The recipe is simple. Take a sample of D.N.A from one captured chibi, then corrupt it with unicorn D.N.A and let it grow. Add mind control chips and voila, you have a unichi. 

Chibi Ellie: So do we take over rice yet? :D

Chibi 'Kita: Not yet, my eager little friend. The time is not right. The Unichi's need testing first, and I know the perfect place...

*Back at the castle...*

Chibi Chelsie: Chibi Missy, what on earth is going on?


Chibi Missy: I've been lying to you all for a while, now. I'm not just another regular chibi. I'm Princess Topaz of the kingdom of Blue.

Chibi Liam: Chibi Missy is a princess? Q~Q

Chibi Missy: I didn't want to tell anyone because I just wanted to be treated the same. I was sick of being a princess at home.

Chibi Chelsie: But you were so privileged!

Chibi Liam: AND you get to wear pretty dresses every day T^T

Chibi Missy: And the  price for such privilege? It doesn't come CHEAP, Chibi Chelsie. You have your whole life dictated for you. Hell, I was ENGAGED when I was 10 months old. 

Chibi Liam: Chibi Missy is getting married? When?! O_O

Chibi Missy: This is EXACTLY why I didn't tell you v.v'

*Missy comes out of Chibi Missy's cupboard, wearing some of her clothes*


Missy:  Chibi Missy, you have a lot of cool stuff in there. 

Chibi Missy: I'm glad you like it. I certainly don't. 

Missy: *sigh* I suppose you wouldn't.

*Just then, Prince Azure comes through the doorway*

Prince Azure: Hello ladies and gentleman. It is time for supper, will you be accompanying us?

*As the Chibis begin to answer, Chibi Missy cuts in*

Chibi Missy: No, thank you. We are just going to rest a little then leave. 

*Prince Azure looks dissapointed*

Prince Azure: Oh... Well, I'll leave you to it.

*He leaves the room. Chibi Chelsie glares at Chibi Missy*

Chibi Chelsie: Chibi Missy! There was no need to be so rude! 

Chibi Missy: And why shouldn't I? He's my brother, he understands I hate it here.

Chibi Chelsie: Doesn't mean he won't want to talk to you!

*Chibi Missy sighs and flops down next to Chibi Liz, who is sleeping soundly. Chibi Chelsie glowers at her. Chibi Liam sits in the corner, playing with a few of Chibi Missy's jewels. Missy looks around the room, sadly*

Missy: Come on guys, don't be so down. We're almost there. We'll get some sleep here tonight, then head off tomorrow. 

Chibi Chelsie: But-

Missy: Chibi Chelsie, Chibi Missy is obviously uncomfortable here. It would be unfair to ask her to stay when she doesn't want to. 

Chibi Chelsie: *Sighs* Fine.

*Just as the chibis are about to go to sleep, there is a loud scream and all the Chibis jolt awake*

Chibi Liz: What the hell was that?! 

.... To be continued ....


Thursday, 9 May 2013

Chibi Wars! Rice part 1

*Previously on Chibi wars*

*Chibi Ellie summoned up an evil demoness in exchange for her unicorn armies to be restored. The good chibis went to battle with the demoness and Chibi Ellie, but Missy was unfortunatley shrunk down to chibi-size*

*Now, back to the story*

Missy: I can't believe this Q_Q

Chibi Chelsie: Creator is small, like us O_O

Chibi Liz: I am so, so sorry Missy. I shouldn't have gotten you involved.

Missy: It's okay. I'm just glad you guys are safe. Anyway, what do we do now?

Chibi Liz: What CAN we do? We need to face facts, we're doomed. Our homeworld will soon belong to Chibi Ellie and that damn demoness Akita.

Chibi Missy: Chibi Liz, when you spoke to Chibi 'Kita before, it sounded like you knew her...

Chibi Liz: That's because I did know her.

Chibi Liam: Chibi Liz and Chibi 'Kita knew each other? O_O

Chibi Liz: Please, don't adress her as 'Chibi'. She's not worthy of such formalities.

Chibi Chelsie: When did you meet Akita?

Chibi Liz: *sighs* A long time ago. Before I became THIS.

*She gestures to herself*

Chibi Liz: I wasn't originally a robot. I was a demoness.




*All the chibis gasp*

Chibi Liam: Chibi Liz is a demoness?!

Chibi Missy: But demonesses are EVIL. Chibi Liz isn't evil! T^T

Chibi Liz: A long time ago, I was the demoness Elisabeth. I came among the first ranks of demons to take control of the chibi world and harness their magic. Me and Akita were partners, we fought side-by-side in the endless battle between chibi and unicorn alike.

Chibi Chelsie: But I thought the unicorns fought with you willingly! 

Chibi Liz: Untrue. They wanted the chibi realm for themselves, as did we. They were being lead by Chibi Ellie at the time, but there were a few underground revolutions going on. We made deals with these leaders and then they submitted to us, promsing us the head of their ex-leader.

Missy: But Chibi Ellie got away, right?

Chibi Liz: Yes. We decided to overlook it as we knew without her unicorn minions she would have nothing to draw power from. She would have been too weak to reclaim them and have them re-submit to her.

Chibi Missy: So when did you become a robot?

Chibi Liz: Akita betrayed me. When we were negotiating with the unicorn leaders she realised that without me, she would have been able to take all the praise for recruiting the unicorns, as well as the glory that would go with it. She'd get a nice chunk of Rice if she got rid of me. So she did. She tore off my wings and left me for dead. The one person I thought I could trust...

*She glowers at the floor*

Chibi Liz: Demons are untrustworthy by nature. She'll betray Chibi Ellie sooner or later, then take the ENTIRE homeworld of Rice for herself. That won't end nicely, all of the remaning bands of rebel chibis will be crushed. There'll be nothing left except slavery and bloodshed...

Chibi Missy: So how did you end up as a robot, Chibi Liz?


Chibi Liz: Demons are untrustworthy by nature. That much is true. But sometimes, in increadibly rare cases, you'll find a demon or two that will repent and fight for goodness. That only happens if they are emotionally broken enough. I was found by two scientists on the E.S.C.A.P.E project and agreed to serve as their robot, since I was dying and had no other use as my wings were torn off. Now I'm here, stuck on Earth while Akita destroys what remains of Rice.

Chibi Chelsie: Is it really as hopeless as you say? Can't something be done?

Chibi Liz: We could try teleporting back to the homeworlds and fighting Akita there. But it'll probably just end with us all dying, now that Missy is as small as us.

Chibi Chelsie: It's our duty to try, at least.

Chibi Liz: Risk everything for a suicide mission? Are you really willing to give up everything JUST to try?

*All the chibis nod. Chibi Liz sighs*

Chibi Liz: Fine. But if it ever gets too dangerous, I'm teleporting us all back instantly.

*She closes her eyes and creates a teleportation circle. There is a flash of light and the Chibis dissapear*

*Meanwhile...*

Chibi Ellie: Wow, this place is beautiful O_O

*She marvels at Chibi 'Kita's castle. It is beautifully decorated with many fine ornaments from different reigons of Rice*

Chibi 'Kita: Why thank you. I have to make sure it is lovely for my guests.

Chibi Ellie: How are the efforts with the unicorns coming along?

Chibi 'Kita: Very well. Two thirds of the unicorn population obey US now. We have also set up a science lab for experimentation with things such as mind control. Would you like to take a tour?

Chibi Ellie: Would I EVER?!

*Chibi 'Kita offers out a hand to Chibi Ellie who gratefully accepts*

*The other Chibis arrive in the middle of a forest with purple and blue trees*

Missy: Where are we? Why are the trees so weirdly coloured?

Chibi Chelsie: This is the homeworld, silly :D

Missy: So... This is Rice?

Chibi Chelsie: Only a part of it.

*Chibi Liz falls over, exhausted*

Chibi Liz: That was a tiring trip. *yawns*

*Chibi Chelsie and Chibi Missy help her up*

Chibi Chelsie: Come on, there's a castle up ahead. We can rest there.

Chibi Missy: Uhm... Are you sure we shouldn't head further on?

Chibi Chelsie: Chibi Liz is ready to collapse. We can't afford to walk any further.

Chibi Missy: Oh...

*She stares at the castle on the horizon, worried*

Chibi Missy: Are you sure we couldn't just sleep out here?

Chibi Chelsie: Are you okay Chibi Missy? You don't look well.

Chibi Missy: No, it's just... Nevermind...

*All the chibis head towards the castle*

... To be continued...

Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Chibi Wars! Magic ^o^ Part 3

*Previously on Chibi wars.*

*Chibi Liz devised a plan to defeat Chibi 'Kita, teleporting all of the Chibis and Missy to where they were hiding.*

*Now the battle begins...*

Chibi Chelsie: Take this!

*Both sides of Chibis fight with one another, sending bolts of magic flying in both directions. Chibi 'Kita does a good job of fending them off, striking them back with her own increadibly powerful attacks. Chibi Ellie uses her fists and the small reserves of her magic.*

Chibi Missy: They're not stopping! Q_Q

Chibi Liz: Hit them harder! XO

Chibi Liam: BUT MY ARMS ARE TIRED!! T^T

Chibi Chelsie: Stop whining and keep fighting!

Chibi Ellie: You may as well give up, you'll never win!

*The good chibis begin to tire, yet Chibi 'Kita continues attacking with her large reserves of magic*

Chibi Liam: It's no use, we're going to die T^T

Chibi 'Kita: Face it, you have already lost!

Missy: Uhh... O_e'

*Missy walks over to the battle. She towers above the Chibis, much taller than they are. She grabs Chibi 'Kita around the waist and then Chibi Ellie, hoisting her up by her pigtails*

Chibi Ellie: Ow ow ow ow owwww! Q_Q

Chibi 'Kita: UNAHND ME, FOOLISH GIANT! I SHALL DESTROY YOU AND YOUR MUTATED KIN!

*Missy shakes her violently until she gets dizzy*

Missy: You're not a very nice Chibi, are you? I think I'll have to punish you.

*She throws the stunned Chibi 'Kita up in the air and catches her by the feet. All the good Chibis cheer with delight*

Chibi Liam: We won! We won ^o^

Chibi Chelsie: No thanks to you >.>

Chibi Missy: Missy saved us! :D

Missy: Yes I did ^_^

Chibi 'Kita: *growls* Or so you think.

*She begins to chant wildly. The wind whips back up, pushing Missy firmly to the floor. There is another flash, this time of sickly blue and when the smoke dissapears, Missy is gone. All that is left is her clothes.*

Good Chibis: MISSYY!! Q_Q

Chibi 'Kita: Looks like your battle is lost. We will bid you adieu.

*She creates a portal and steps through it. Chibi Ellie follows, looking behind with a sad expression*

Chibi 'Kita: Hurry onwards, Lady Ellie.

Chibi Ellie: ... Coming.

*She enters the portal completely and it closes.*

Chibi Chelsie: Creator... Is gone... Q_Q

Chibi Liam: I-Is she going to come back, Chibi Liz? T^T

Chibi Liz: ... No. No she's not. Why did I bring her?! Why was I so stupid?! v.v

*She begins to cry. Chibi Missy wraps her arms around her*

Chibi Missy: It wasn't your fault. It was that naughty Akita's. >_<

Chibi Liz: But without Missy... We have no protector. No home. We're done for. T^T

*Suddenly, a small buldge in Missy's clothes moves.*

Missy: Uh hello? I hate to interrupt the pity party but where am I?

Chibis: Missy?! O_O

Missy: Well, yeah... Who else would it be?

*Missy crawls out of her clothes and stands up in front of the others*

Chibi Liz: Missy! You're a chibi!

Missy: Wait, what? O_O

.... To be continued...

Sunday, 5 May 2013

Chibi Wars! Magic ^o^ Part 2

*Previously on Chibi wars...*

*Chibi Ellie summoned up a demoness to conquer the Chibi homeplanet of Rice. The other Chibis descovered they potentially have magical powers*

*Now, on with the story...*

Chibi Liz: This is bad, this is really, really bad.

Chibi Chelsie: Well THAT'S obvious >.>

Chibi Liz: This is no time to be sarcastic!

Chibi Chelsie: SARCASM IS HOW I COPE WITH THINGS, THOUGH!

Chibi Missy: What are we going to do? Q_Q

Chibi Liam: I'm still hungry Q_Q

*Chibi Liam clicks his fingers and a sandwitch falls into his lap*

Chibi Liam: Yaaaaay ^o^

*He eats the sandwitch*

Chibi Liz: That's it! Chibi Liam, you just saved us all! ^o^

Chibi Liam: I did? O_o

Chibi Liz: Uh-huh! All I have to do is highten the power waves and you all should have enough magic in you to fight the demon as a team!

Missy: *sniffs* Is it just me, or can anyone else smell cliche in the air?

*Chibi Liz glares at her*

Chibi Missy: Chibi Liz, this plan is perfect! We're going to live ^o^

Chibi Liz: Are you all ready?

*Chibi Liz closes her eyes and concentrates. Static electricity hovers in the air as she charges the Chibis powers with her own.*

Chibi Missy: Oh wow @_@

Chibi Liam: I see rainbows! @_@

Chibi Chelsie: W-W-Will T-T-This T-T-Take M-M-Much L-L-Longer?!

Chibi Liz: Just... Hold on!

*There is a huge explosion of power. It knocks Missy over and envelops the Chibis in a bright light. After a few minutes, it fades*

Chibi Liam: We're magical girls again ^o^

Chibi Liz: It worked! I can't believe it worked!



Chibi Chelsie: My haiiiirrrrr T^T




Chibi Missy: Can we use our new magic yet?


*She lets a few sparks fly from her fingertips onto the table, starting a little fire. Chibi Liz quickly puts it out with some magic of her own*

Chibi Liz: Not yet. We need to teleport to where Chibi Ellie is and fight the demon. THEN we give her a good telling off -.-

*Chibi Liz draws a pentagram on the floor and directs the Chibis to where they should stand. She begins to chant again. Missy stands back up*

Missy: What is going?!-

*There is a loud crash and another flash of light*

*Meanwhile*

Chibi 'Kita: I will take this kingdom and that patch of fertile land. Are we agreed?

Chibi Ellie: Sure. Reasonable price, I suppose. Now when will we be returning to the planet of rice to reclaim my lost empire?

Chibi 'Kita: Soon, Lady Ellie, soon. We have some VISITORS.

*There is a bright flash. The chibis and Missy appear in the room. Chibi 'Kita smiles widly and stretches out her wings*

Chibi 'Kita: Welcome, friends. It is lovely to meet you. Except for you, Chibi Liz. It has been a long time since we last laid eyes on each other. Forgive me for being so bold, but shouldn't you be dead by now? *giggles*

Chibi Liz: *growls* Keep dreaming. They kept me alive, despite your pathetic attempt to kill me. Now we shall send you back to the hell where you belong!

Chibi 'Kita: We are waiting. Bring on your attack.

..... To be continue d....


Saturday, 4 May 2013

Chibi Wars! Magic ^o^

*Far, far away, in the remote hills of... somewhere snowy, a chibi stands holding a book of ancient and evil power*




Chibi Ellie: Wow. That's some dark magic. O_O

*She slowly opens the book, creating a large wind that swirls around, ruffling the pages until they open at the one she wants.*

Chibi Ellie: My eyes burn...

*She reads the words on the page*

Chibi Ellie: It's... So evil, yet... so perfect. >:D


*Meanwhile, at the chibi lair*

Chibi Chelsie: Hey guys? Has anyone seen Chibi Ellie?




Chibi Missy: Nu-uh


Chibi Liam: Nope.

Missy: Not for a while.

Chibi Liz: Shush! I need to concentrate.

*Her head is buried in an old-fashioned book.*

Chibi Chelsie: Chibi Liz, what are you reading?

Chibi Liz: Remember Chibi Liam's transformation the other week? The demon that invaded us?

*Missy and the Chibis nod*

Chibi Liz: That shouldn't have been POSSIBLE. The demon shouldn't have managed to invade us as there are protective spells surrounding us. Chibi Liam shouldn't have been able to transform unless...

Chibi Chelsie: Unless what?

Chibi Liz: Unless he had some sort of power of his own. That would explain why the spells didn't work.

Missy: Huh?

Chibi Liz: Let me explain. Magic is like a magnet. When you are using magic to attack, the magic senses your target and reacts, attracting towards it to strike. If you're powerful enough, you can attract other sorces of magic to yourself, absorbing it. If Chibi Liam really does have some manner of magical power, could have possibly absorbed the protective spells.

*Chibi Liz waves her hands over Chibi Liam.*

Missy: MAGIC? You have to be kidding me. First Chibis that come from the sky, then ghosts, then demons and now MAGIC. -.-

Chibi Missy: But Missy, magic is a beautiful thing :O

Missy: Hasn't done anything beautiful so far -.-

Chibi Liz: MY HYPOTHESIS WAS RIGHT! CHIBI LIAM'S PROTECTIVE SPELLS ARE MISSING!

*She waves her hands around madly, searching for the others protective spells*

Chibi Liz: ... All of them have gone... But that's not possible... Chibi Liam is hardly powerful enough to... Unless...

*Chibi Liz holds onto her head*

Chibi Liz: Excuse me, I have a headache.

*She goes upstairs*

Missy: Eeeesh, what was all that about?

Chibi Chelsie: I don't know but I'm worried Q_Q

Chibi Missy: I wonder where Chibi Ellie went...

Chibi Liam: I'm hungry.

*At the snowy mountain*

Chibi Ellie: So what do I have to do? Chant?

*She reads from the book aloud, her words unsure at first. Then slowly she grows louder and louder as the spell wooshes around her. The pages fly out of the book and slowly press together, forming a  chibi shape. Chibi Ellie watches with awe*

Paper Chibi: W...H...O...?

Chibi Ellie: It spoke! O_O

Paper Chibi: I...A...M...N...O..T...A..N...I...T...

Chibi Ellie: Whoops! Sorry!

Paper Chibi: I...N...S...O...L...E...N...T...G...I..R..L

Chibi Ellie: No need to be mean, I did ressurect you after all >o<

Paper Chibi: W...H...A..T...D...O...Y...O..U...D...E...S...I...R...E?

Chibi Ellie: Uhm... Give me a minute...

*The paper cocoon breaks from around the chibi and a small demoness tumbles out, rolling across the floor to Ellie's feet. She stands up and brushes herself off*


Paper Chibi: There. That is better.

*She talks with a slow, sweet voice with a hint of dark venom. Almost like drowning in deadly honey. Chibi Ellie shivvers.*

Chibi Ellie: W-Who are you?

Paper Chibi: I am the demoness Akita

Chibi Ellie: 'Kita?

Paper Chibi: No. A-Kita.

Chibi Ellie: I prefer 'Kita, and I ressurected you sooo...

Chibi 'Kita: *Sighs* Fine. I will stick with your name for now. Anyway, we have business to attend to. What is your wish?

Chibi Ellie: I want my Unicorn army back, I want them to worship me like a goddess again. I also want to conquer the planet of Rice for myself.

Chibi 'Kita: And what will you give me in return?

Chibi Ellie: Naturally, you will have a place as ruler of several of Rice's kingdoms, royal advisor to me and a lion's share of the spoils. All the souls of fallen Chibis you desire.

Chibi 'Kita: You would sell out your friends for this?

Chibi Ellie: *Scowls* They aren't my friends. They were just a way to acchieve my goals.

*Chibi 'Kita smiles and extends a hand towards Chibi Ellie*

Chibi 'Kita: I like you. You are cold and ruthless. We will get along well.

*She and Chibi Ellie shake hands.*

*Meanwhile, the Chibi's home begins to shake*

Missy: Woah! What the hell is that?! O_O

Chibi Missy: Ahhhh! Q_Q

Chibi Liam: Sorry, I think it's my stomach >///<

Chibi Chelsie: Chibi Liam, don't be stupid! That isn't your stomach!

Chibi Liam: It's not? Q_Q

Chibi Chelsie: No, you idiot! The sky is falling!

*The shaking stops and all the Chibis sigh. Chibi Liz runs downstairs*

Chibi Liz: GUYS! MY BOOK OF DARK AND EVIL SPELLS IS GONE!

Missy: So?

Chibi Liz: SO, CHIBI ELLIE IS GONE AS WELL! WHAT DO YOU THINK HAPPENED?! CHIBI ELLIE HAS SUMMONED A DEMON!

Missy: O_O

.... To be continued ...