Sunday, 9 June 2013

Chibi Wars! Wonderland: To The Castle!

*P-Previously on Chibi Wars...*

*M-Missy got a strange p-predicion from a Hattress... Now t-they're going to go infiltrate the castle.*

*OH GOD, WHOEVER'S OUT THERE, HELP M-!!*

*Please Stand by, we are experencing some technical difficulties*

Missy: So, we need to get to the castle :D

Chibi Ciaran: Looks like someone's finally perked up.

Missy: >_>

Chibi Ciaran: What? I'm telling the truth. You seemed really... Frustrated.

Missy: And you aren't?

Chibi Ciaran: ... Should I be?

Missy: *sighs* You don't understand.

Chibi Ciaran: Go on, tell me what the problem is :3

Missy: ... All my life, I kind of felt useless. Invisible. Then I get landed with a bunch of Chibis and keep going on psycho adventures, yet still I'm useless. Because I'm cynical about magic and all that.
Now I'm tiny and everyone keeps saying I have the ability to make myself big, but I just... I'm not like that. I'm not magical at all. And it's frustrating.

Chibi Ciaran: What's so bad about being small?

Missy: The fact this ISN'T ME! I'm not a Chibi, I'm a HUMAN. I-I don't want to be small T^T

*She sits down and starts to cry. Chibi Ciaran pats her back*

Chibi Ciaran: There there. You'll get big again. I'm sure Chibi Liz can help you ^_^

Missy: Curse you and your naive optimism <_<

*Chibi Ciaran smiles proudly then points in the distance*

Chibi Ciaran: Look. We're almost there. Just a little further, then we'll be at the castle.

*Missy wipes her eyes then stands up.*

Missy: I guess it couldn't hurt to keep going...

*Meanwhile...*

White Rabbit Frey: All rise. Court is now in session.

*The jury rises*

White Rabbit Frey: Knave of hearts, you are accused of conspiring with the Jabberwocky.

Heart Queen Ellie: How do you plead, Knave?

Knave of Hearts: Not guilty!

Heart Queen Ellie: Do you have any evidence to present to the court?

Knave of Hearts: The Jabberwocky is dead, that's my proof!

Heart Queen Ellie: Off with his head!

Jury: Off with his head! Off with his head! Off with his head!

Knave of Hearts: THE JABBERWOCKY IS DEAD, YOU IDIOTS! DEEEEAAAAAD!

*The Knave Of Hearts is dragged away, screaming. Chibi Ellie grins*

Heart Queen Ellie: Now, my subjects, to the garden! There is croquet to be played!

*All of the courtroom exits to the garden, where Missy and Chibi Ciaran are hiding in a bush*

Missy: Alice in wonderland much?

Chibi Ciaran: Shush!

Heart Queen Ellie: All right, I shall choose someone to play against me! I pick...

*Her eyes scan over the croud then to the bush. She points at Missy*

Heart Queen Ellie: You!

Chibi Ciaran: Busted...

Missy: Me?! I-I don't know how to play croquet...

Heart Queen Ellie: So? Don't want to keep your Queen waiting, now do you? Unless you'd like to take a trip to the tower...

*Missy zooms over there*

Missy: I'm ready, your highness ^_^'

*Chibi Ciaran leaves his hiding place and stands with the crowd, next to a pale Chibi adorned with a tiny crown. She bumps into him then smiles apologetically.*

Heart Princess Doll: Oh, I'm sorry ^_^'

Chibi Ciaran: Don't worry about it. :3

Heart Princess Doll: I'm Doll, Princess of Hearts. It's nice to meet you... Mr?

Chibi Ciaran: Ciaran. Just Ciaran.

Heart Princess Doll: *blushes* You have a pretty name ^////^

Chibi Ciaran: Thank you? O_O

*Meanwhile, Chibi Ellie has made her first move, hitting the ball straight into the bushes and claiming it was worth ten points.*

Missy: O_O That went into the bushes, though!

Heart Queen Ellie: So? This is my game! I make whatever rules I want.

Missy: Let me guess, I'll hit my ball into something and YOU'LL say it was a foul, cause this is your game?

Heart Queen Ellie: Mm-Hm ^_^

Missy: And if I loose, you'll cut off my head, won't you?

Heart Queen Ellie: Mm-Hm ^_^

Missy: Okay then. I'll take my shot.

<_<

>_>

*Missy raises her mallet high then smacks Chibi Ellie over the head with it, sending her falling to the floor like a brick.*

Jury: *gasps*

Heart Princess Doll: MUMMY!

Chibi Ciaran: MISSY! YOU JUST BLEW OUR PLAN!

Missy: <_<

>_>

Viva la revolution!

*Missy runs as fast as she can away from the scene. Unforunatly, the guards catch up with her and pin her to the ground, before dragging her away to the dungeon. Chibi Ellie rubs her wound and stands up*

Heart Queen Ellie: Take her to the dungeon! I will decide what will be done with her later! XO

.... To be continued...
















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