Chibi Wars! Wonderland: *dum da da dum* COURTROOM DRAMA!

*Due to complications, the narrator has now been fitted with an electroshock collar for your enjoyment*

*P-Previously on Chibi Wars...*

*Missy annoyed the Queen of Hearts and got sent to the dungeon, leaving Chibi Ciaran alone with the Princess. Is she the one from the Hattress' prophecy? Let's find out*

Missy: This sucks. -.-'

Doormouse Chelsie: Totally -.-'

*They are both sat in a jail cell*

Missy: Hey! How did YOU end up down here?!

Doormouse Chelsie: Oh, you know... Tried to murder the Hattress with arsenic cause I was sick of her... She called in a favour from the Queen of Hearts... And now I'm here, rotting in jail. :3

Missy: That's... Interesting.

Doormouse Chelsie: At least I have you, Alice. I don't care if you're not the really real one, you're still brave :D

Missy: HOW am I brave?

Doormouse Chelsie: You hit that tyrant of a woman over the head with a mallet! If only you had succeeded in killing her...

*She thinks for a second*

Doormouse Chelsie: You know, we could always like... Finish the job?

Missy: What?! No! I'm in enough trouble as it is!

Doormouse Chelsie: Your loss...

Missy: *What is UP with everybody??*

*There is a sound of a door closing. Chibi Ciaran comes in, along with Chibi Doll*

Chibi Ciaran: Hey Missy :D

*He sticks his hand through the bars to pat her head. Missy growls at him*

Chibi Ciaran: N'awww. You're even cuter all locked up. <3

Missy: -.-

Heart Princess Doll: You caused a lot of trouble back there. Mother wanted to have an immediate execution, but I pursuaded her to give you a trial. We've been sent to escort you.

*She unlocks the door to Missy's cell and leads her out, Chibi Chelsie and Chibi Ciaran following behind. They all go up to the throneroom, which has been converted into a makeshift court.*

Chibi Frey: All rise.

*The Jury stands up*

Chibi Frey: The court is now in session. The Kingdom of Hearts vs Alice. Alice, you have been accused of treason, how do you plead?

Heart Queen Ellie: This is stupid. We all saw her do it -.-

Heart Princess Doll: Mother, please!

Missy: Uhhh.... If I plead guilty, will I get a lighter sentance?

Chibi Ciaran: *facepalms*

Chibi Frey: No.

Missy: Then I plead not guilty :3

Heart Queen Ellie: You have no evidence and there are witnesses.

Missy: Go on then, bring up your witnesses.

Heart Queen Ellie: I call the Hattress Liz to the stand!

Missy: Huh O_O

*Chibi Liz stands in the dock*

Heart Queen Ellie: Hattress Liz, where were you on the night of December 21st, 1985?

Hattress Liz: Well, let's see... Firstly, Mouse got on my nerves so I stuffed her into a teapot... Uhm, went and messed around a bit with Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee-

Heart Queen Ellie: -Yes, we all know about that. Tweedle Dee is still deciding whether or not to press charges.

Hattress Liz: Chesire Missy came around and we had a teaparty, before she flipped the table... Then I reset my clock and the day started all over again, because it really was a great day :D

Chesire Missy: Puuurrr... It was :3

Missy: WAAAAH? When did YOU get here?

*Chesire Missy is sat on Missy's head*

Chesire Missy: Oh, you know. Teleporting.

Missy: *rolls eyes*

Chibi Ciaran: KITTEHHH! *O*

*He takes Chibi Missy off Missy's head and strokes her. Chibi Doll glares at Chibi Missy*

Missy: >_> Weirdo.

All right, I've had enough of this. This entire thing is stupid! You're being lead by an idiot!

Heart Queen Ellie: An idiot?! How very dare you! I sentance you to life imprisonment in the mirror room!

*There is uproar from the room*

Doormouse Chelsie: You can't send her to the mirror room! She'll die

Heart Princess Doll: Mother! You can't!

Heart Queen Ellie: My decision is final! She will be sent to the mirror room!

Missy: ... What's so bad about the mirror room?

Heart Princess Doll: An evil demoness lives inside it, she'll devour you!

Missy: A demoness? That's it? No hail of fire or molten lava lakes? No razor sharp staligmites?

Heart Princess Doll: Uhh... No...

Missy: *sighs* All right. Take me there.

Heart Queen Ellie: O_o Send her away!

*A pair of guards take Missy away while the rest of the room is in uproar.*

Heart Queen Ellie: SILENCE! COURT IS DISMISSED!

*An hour later, Chibi Ciaran and Chibi Doll are sat on the bed in Chibi Doll's bedroom.*


Chibi Ciaran: ... O_o It's really that bad?

Heart Princess Doll: *Nods* Yeah, it is. No way she'll get out alive. Or sane.

Chibi Ciaran: We need to go after her, then! We need to get her out of there!

*He stands up and starts pacing around the room. Chibi Doll pulls him back down.*

Heart Princess Doll: Shh, don't worry yourself. It's already too late.

Chibi Ciaran: TOO LATE?!

Heart Princess Doll: Shhhhhhhhhh. No need to panic, she's in a better place now.

Chibi Ciaran: I need to find her, we need to go!

*Chibi Doll hugs him suddenly*

Heart Princess Doll: It's no use. She's probably already dead. Besides, you can't leave. We haven't had any fun yet.

Chibi Ciaran: ... Fun?

Heart Princess Doll: You stay there, I want to show you something :D

*She runs out of the room*

Chibi Ciaran: Why do I have this really bad feeling?

.... To be continued...