*H-Hello? Is anyone out there? Please, I need someone to help me. She's a tyrant! She won't let me do what I want or escape, she doesn't even FEED me! All of my labour is slavery and I'm so tired. Now she's fitted me with an elecrocollar and-*
*Presses button* That is enough
*Gark!*
I guess I'll be doing the intro today, while she's unconcious. Previously on Chibi Wars-
Missy: Chibi Liam, is that you?!
*Chibi Liam walks over. All the other Chibis except Chibi Ciaran gasp in shock*
Chesire Missy: Alice! You have returned! <3
*She jumps off Missy and falls onto him*
Alice: Yes, I have returned!
*He pets Chibi Missy*
Hattress Liz: Oh boy O_e'
Heart Queen Ellie: Hattress! You told me he was safely locked away!
Hattress Liz: He must have escaped when the other Alice shook the building!
Alice: The other Alice...?
*He looks up at Missy*
Alice: You! Are you trying to steal my title?!
Missy: Uhm... No...
Alice: ATTACK!
*He launches himself at Missy, trying to scrabble up her leg*
Missy: Uhh...
Alice: KILL YOU! XO
White Rabbit Frey: Ah Alice, so pathetic.
Doormouse Chelsie: Be fair. He hasn't passed out yet.
Hattress Liz: Should I... Lock him away again?
Heart Queen Ellie: Yes!
Mirror: No! Missy you can't let them lock him away, you'll lose your opportunity to leave!
Missy: What do you want me to do?
Mirror: I have a spell that'll return you all to your normal world. You just need to keep them all distracted. Challenge Chibi Liam to a duel over the title of 'Alice'. That'll buy me enough time.
Missy: Okay.
*She shrinks down to Chibi size*
Missy: Alice! I challenge you to a duel!
Alice: A duel, huh? You think you can beat me? >:D
Hattress Liz: Oh boy >_>
White Rabbit Frey: This'll be fun.
Chesire Missy: Alice, noooo! Q_Q
Alice: No point waisting time, let's begin!
*He launches himself at Missy, tackling her to the floor*
Alice: I SHALL MAKE YOU ENTER AN ETERNITY OF PAIN!! PAAAIINNNNN!!!
Missy: Uhhh.... Ow! Hey, no biting! T^T
Alice: Take that!
Hattress Liz: Well this is rather.. Camp. I'm gonna raise the stakes.
*She makes the ground underneath them rise up, suspending the pair on a platform*
Chibi Ciaran: Are you MAD?! They're both going to DIE!
Hattress Liz: Well yes, yes I am. I'm the Hattress, after all.
Chibi Ciaran: ... Oh. Of course.
*Several blows later, Alice is tired. Missy is mildly irritated*
Alice: Had... Enough...?
Missy: *rolls eyes* You can't be tired already, can you?
Alice: I'm not... Tired... I'm... Merciful...
Missy: All right, oh great Alice. The title is yours.
*She gets up as Chibi Liam does a victory dance. He jumps and falls backwards, flying off the podium*
Alice: Waaaaaaahhhhhh!! Q_Q
Hattress Liz: Oh boy.
Heart Queen Ellie: He's a gonner.
Chesire Missy: ALLLIIIIIIIIICCCCEEEEEE! Q_Q
Missy: Chibi Liam!
*She throws out her arms and he stops, mid-flight.*
Missy: Eh?
*She looks over the podium towards the others*
Missy: Did one of you do that?
Hattress Liz: .... No
Chibi Ciaran: Magic isn't real, Right, Missy? :'D
Missy: -.- **** you.
Chibi Ciaran: *Laughs*
*Suddenly, the sky is illuminated with a bright white light. Chanting can be heard as all the Chibis scream*
Hattress Liz: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
Chibi Ciaran: Missy, are you doing this?!
Missy: Nu-uh!
*Everything goes white. A few seconds later, the Chibis are back in their home, dizzy*
Chibi Liam: @_@ What happened?
Missy: We're... Back home?
Chibi Ciaran: Oh, my head >~<
Chibi Frey: Want me to make it worse? *glares*
Chibi Ciaran: Huh?
*Chibi Frey pounces on him*
Chibi Frey: IDIOT! YOU LEFT ME IN THERE!
Chibi Ciaran: Gah!
Missy: Oh yeah, we forgot Chibi Frey...
Chibi Frey: YOU'RE A DAMN TRAITOR, CIARAN!
Chibi Ciaran: GET OFF ME! XO
*Chibi Ciaran pushes Chibi Frey into the wall before hiding behind Missy*
Missy: >_>
Chibi Ciaran: Please help me...
Chibi Frey: Hiding behind a girl? Wuss.
Missy: That's enough v.v'
*She looks around the room*
Missy: All of the Chibis are here, except...
*There is an awkward silence*
Chibi Liz: We might as well accept it. Chibi Chelsie is gone.
Chibi Liam: ... So, what's for dinner?
*Far away in another galaxy, on a war-ravaged planet on Rice, there stood a tower. In it's highest room there is a small demoness, stood in front of a mirror. She gives a sigh of relief.*
Chibi Chelsie: They're safe now.
Chibi 'Kita: Sister, it's time to feed. Are you coming?
Chibi Chelsie: I guess....
*She stares wistfully at the mirror before following Chibi 'Kita*
Chibi Chelsie: Please forgive me, everyone.
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