Saturday, 8 June 2013

Chibi Wars! Waking Up In Wonderland

Missy: ... Okay, what happened?

*Missy is stood in the middle of a wide field. The area around her seems to have no beginning or no end. The sky is a psychadelic nightmare, I mean seriously, how is she not having a fit? Anyway, that's besides the point. She is lost and confused.*

Missy: Guys, where are you? Come on, this isn't funny!

*She stands still for a second, thinking.*

Missy: Well, that spell failed. I told them magic was useless, but they didn't listen to me. Ha, score one for Missy!

*She spins around victoriously, doing a little victory dance for imaginary friends.Then she stops.*

Missy: Okay, that doesn't solve the question of WHERE THE HELL AM I?!

*In the distance she sees a white shape. It slowly comes closer to her, revealing that it is Chibi Frey. He watches her with curious eyes.*




Missy: Chibi Frey! Thank God you're here!

Chibi Frey: Do I know you?

Missy: -.-' You are kidding me, right?

Chibi Frey: Uhh... I have to go now.

*He turns away from her and runs off. Missy follows*

Missy: Chibi Frey! Wait!

*The ground underneath her feet crumbles, sending her spiralling down into darkness*

Missy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

*She lands with a bump in a dark corridor. There is a large table with a glass bottle on it, as well as a Chibi-Sized door that appeared to be unlocked.*

Missy: Oh. That's handy.

*She pulls on the door. It is locked.*

Missy: Damn >_<

*She thinks for a minute*

Missy: This... Is somewhat familiar. Oh well.

*She shrugs it off then bashes into the door with all her might*

Missy: Open! Open! Open!

*The door flings open under her weight, sending her tumbling into a garden. She lands at the feet of a familiar figure, who is grinning at her.*




Chibi Ciaran: I always knew you were an Alice

*Missy glares up at him.*

Missy: My name is Missy! Not Alice!

*Chibi Ciaran shakes his head.*

Chibi Ciaran: Nope, you're Alice. Just look at yourself.

*Missy peers down.*




*Missy peers at Chibi Ciaran.*





*Missy peers down again*



Missy: Argh! Don't tell me we've magically entered Alice In Wonderland!

Chibi Ciaran: Hey, you said magic! Well done!

*She glares at him again*

Chibi Ciaran: I know it hurts the first time. Do you want to sit down? :'3

Missy: Shut up v.v

*Chibi Ciaran laughs.*

Missy: God, of all people to be stuck with...

Chibi Ciaran: You did it once before and you survived.

Missy: *sighs* We need to find the others. From my guess, they have amnesia.

Chibi Ciaran: Another adventure? How fun!

*Missy ignores him and starts walking.*

*An hour later they are still stuck in the forest. Missy is tired and upset whereas Chibi Ciaran is cheerful as always.*

Missy: How big IS this place?

Chibi Ciaran: I don't know. We've been walking in circles for the last hour.

*Missy stops.*

Missy: What... Did you just say?

Chibi Ciaran: We have been walking in circles for the last hour?

*Missy takes a few deep breaths.*

Missy: ...

*Then she pounces on him*

Chibi Ciaran: FLARKLJAKRLAAHHHHHHHHH!!

Missy: WALKING IN CIRCLES FOR THE LAST HOUR?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING BEFORE?!

*She takes off one of her shoes and hits him with it*

Missy: WHY! MUST YOU! BE! SO! STUPID?!

Chibi Ciaran: I DON'T KNOW I WAS ENJOYING THE WALK! T^T

*They both screech loudly. In the trees above them, a presence stirrs, invisible to the eye.*

Chibi Missy: Purrrr.... What's all this noise?

*She looks over at the warring pair*

Chibi Missy: :O Oh my. I should stop them. WITH CRYPTIC MESSAGES!

*She pounces gracefully, landing on Missy's head. Missy is smooshed under her*

Missy: Ooomph! Q_Q

Chibi Missy: Now now, no fighting. The way is near.

*She gets off Missy and points at a clearing in the trees*

Chibi Missy: It's this way! It's this way! Over here!

*Chibi Ciaran stands up*

Chibi Ciaran: Why thank you, Chesire Cat.

Missy: Pft, hardly. Her rhyme was rubbish, hardly cryptic at all!

*Chibi Missy begins to cry*

Chibi Ciaran: Now look what you've done! You upset the kitty.

*He hugs Chibi Missy close to him, shushing her. Missy glares at them both.*

Missy: You're both idiots, now come on.

Chibi Missy: Me too? :O

*Missy gives a sigh before grabbing hold of Chibi Ciaran and Chibi Missy, dragging them along with her through the clearing.*

Missy: This way. Right now. -.-

Chibi Ciaran: *laughs* Someone's grumpy.

Missy: *mumbles* I swear to God I will kill you, someday...

Chibi Ciaran: I would LOVE to see that day. :'3

..... To be continued.

1 comment:

  1. You should make a seperate blog for this! It is GREAT! Maybe a chibi blog..!

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