*Previously on Chibi Wars...*
*The S.C.P.F meet an underground group of famous actors, hiding from a mysterious enemy. What will they find there?*
Chibi Rhianna: This is it. It's not much, but it's better than nothing.
*The room is empty except for several beds and a fridge*
Chibi Pearl: Didn't you say there were others?
Chibi Rhianna: They're probably out looking for food right now.
Chibi Caitlin: It smells awful down here >~<
Chibi TJ: It IS a sewer...
Chibi Dru: Oh look! Mattresses!
*Chibi Dru tumbles over to them and starts bouncing up and down*
Chibi Rhianna: Awww, isn't he a cutie? x3
Chibi Caitlin: Keep your hands off my Dru, bish -.-
Chibi Lucy: That's not very nice...
Chibi Caitlin: *sniffs*
Chibi Random: Ah, young love. It disgusts me.
Chibi Isla: MISS RHIANNA!
Chibi Rhianna: Chibi Isla? What is it?
Chibi Pearl: Who's this?
Chibi Rhianna: This is Chibi Isla, my PA
Chibi Isla: The creatures have returned! There's an army of them outside!
Chibi TJ: Fight time already?!
Chibi Randoms: Oh Chibi TJ, do you always have to be such a brute?
Chibi TJ: A brute? At least I DO something, not like your stupid hocus-pocus spells!
Chibi Randoms: -.-
Chibi Dru: This is no time to fight, we need to go!
Chibi Lucy: Chibi Dru is right! There's no time to waste!
*the S.C.P.F run back through the sewer*
*Meanwhile...*
Chibi Liz: Something feels wrong about this :I
*All of the Chibis are on floaties in the pool*
Chibi Missy: What do you mean, Chibi Liz?
Chibi Liz: Everything is so... Quiet. And nothing has tried to kill us
Missy: Nice, isn't it?
Chibi Liz: ... Yeah. Sure.
*Back in ChibiWood, the S.C.P.F have exited the sewer only to find an army of unichis waiting outside, led by Prince Azure*
Prince Azure: I knew you'd come. You walked straight into my trap!
Chibi Pearl: Uh-oh...
.... To be continued...
On my last Chibi Wars post, I got a request from an anon user to write another story about 'the box'.
Unfortunately, it's not that simple. I need to have an idea to write about and the will to write at the same time. I also need a Microsoft Office licence which I don't HAVE on my new computer yet.
FORTUNATELY, I recently (two days ago) went on a writing residential. It was for Ilkley literature festival or something, I don't know. I had a great time though and I wrote some poems.
I know it's not exactly a story, and I know poetry isn't the BEST filler but... I wanted to give you something to read anon, especially since you asked nicely xD
Okay, so this is my first poem which is 'Blue'. I wrote it during a task where we had to choose our favourite or least favourite colour and write about them. I just randomly came up with this.
Blue
Home town, long time ago.
Squatting by the sea
It spits shells and glass
Long forgotten, old
Broken trinkets of the past
I scoop them up with small fingers
Slippery with salt
Hands can't carry as many as I desire
Frustration
Anger
Flinging the pebbles back into the sea
Stop.
Listen
I look
At the calmness of the waves
The ever-changing tide
For the first time, I feel it
I feel Blue
Not exactly a poet, right? xD,
So, my next one is titled 'Yellow', which I also wrote for my task. It's actually neon-yellow that I really hate, but I kind of generalised it. So here we go:
Yellow
Harshness, wrath.
It screams at me from skies forgotten
The yellow colour of my misery
The allotted colour of daylight, the sun
Anger at each new dawn,
Golden fires shot at me
Bright, illuminating wrath of the Gods.
I can't stand any more
I cover my eyes and break
That one was kinda depressing and off-topic.
Right, my last one is 'Green and Red' which I just wrote around five minutes ago when I showed them to Chelsie and she said they'd be good to put up on here, so forgive my sloppiness.
Green and Red
Green,
The lush colour of life,
Circle of the Earth
Cupped in your hands
Green,
Nourished by tears from the skies
Celestial rains of heaven
Flowers bloom upwards towards the skies
like the leaves of trees stretched with pride
Nurtured by the soft kiss of sun
Green,
Home found in the grassy fields
For the soft ones, the fast ones
The old and the young
With one spark it is gone.
Red,
The colour of rage, of fire
Bloodshed of innocents
The patter of fleeing feet
Red,
like the flames reaching upwards to embrace
To kiss the life from puckered lips
Wrinkled with fear
Red,
With each smoky step the further they run,
The soft ones, the fast ones
the old and the young.
Tell me, after all of this is done
When all of it is burnt
Who are the ones that remain?
What binds us together as one?
It is the trees that stretch with pride
For with one droplet of life-giving green
The world can begin again
Thank you for listening to my awful poems!
I hope you enjoyed them anon, I know it's hardly a substitute, but still :D
Chibi Wars should pick up during the school season.
Stay tuned ^-^
*Previously on Chibi Wars...*
*The S.C.P.F have gone to ChibiWood, hot on the trail of Prince Azure. What will they find there?*
Chibi Caitlin: This place is a ghost town!
*The streets are empty of people. Buildings have been left deserted though nothing has been broken. The S.C.P.F venture through, confused*
Chibi TJ: Where did all the people go?
Chibi Pearl: Not where, why.
Chibi Randoms: Chibi Pearl, you speaking in cryptic isn't helpful.
Chibi Pearl: Well, there's only two places they would go. They'd either be captured or go to the safehouse, and the place hasn't been totally wrecked so I would say safehouse. But why?
Chibi Dru: *sniffs* I smell Chibis...
Chibi Lucy: Really? Where?!
Chibi Dru: Underground.
Chibi Pearl: Like I said, they're in the safehouse.
Chibi Caitlin: WOO-HOO! GOOD BOY DRU!
Chibi Dru: But I'm-
Chibi TJ: Come on then, let's get underground!
*She smashes a hole in the floor, allowing the others to jump down*
Chibi Randoms: Was that really nessisary? .;-.
Chibi TJ: Bite me. -.-
Chibi Randoms: -.- Bring it.
*Chibi Lucy gets in the middle of them*
Chibi Lucy: Don't fight! Look!
*She points into the darkness*
*Meanwhile...*
Chibi Ciaran: MISSY NOOO!
*Missy is trying to help Chibi Ciaran swim*
Missy: You're doing fine, just start kicking your legs!
Chibi Liz: He's not going to do it, Missy.
Chibi Frey: I wouldn't expect any less from the coward.
Chibi Ciaran: -.- I'll show you.
*He follows Missy's instructions and starts swimming around the pool*
Chibi Ciaran: Hey, look! I'm doing it, I'm doing i-!
*Chibi Ellie jumps into the pool, landing on top of Chibi Ciaran*
Chibi Ciaran: Gahhh! T^T
Chibi Ellie: WHAT DID I MISS, PESANTS?!
Missy: Oh Chibi Ellie...
*Back in the sewers, the S.C.P.F are standing shocked as a figure walks out from the darkness towards them*
Chibi Rhianna: Hello dahlings!
*Chibi Rhianna struts out and blows them all a kiss*
Chibi Caitlin: OH MY GOD! CHIBI RHIANNA!!
Chibi Lucy: *gasps* She's like the most famous movie star EVER!
Chibi TJ: I HAVE DIBS ON HER SUNGLASSES!
*Just as they are about to jump on her, Chibi Peal stops them*
Chibi Pearl: LADIES, we have a mission.
Chibi Randoms: Plus the fact she isn't that great.
Chibi Rhianna: Oh, how so?
Chibi Randoms: Well your binge dieting, tiny figure and party girl lifestyle isn't exactly the best role model for young chibi girls.
*Chibi Rhianna laughs and pats her head*
Chibi Rhianna: Exactly, dahling. But I never said I was a GOOD role model.
Chibi Randoms: -.- WHY I SHOULD!-
Chibi TJ: CHIBI RANDOMS! DON'T BE SO RUDE!
Chibi Pearl: What are you all doing down here?
Chibi Rhianna: *sighs* We're hiding from those... Creatures.
Chibi Pearl: Creatures?
Chibi Rhianna: Yes. They looked like us, but pale white. Soulless eyes... Almost as if they were unicorns. *shudders*
*The S.C.P.F look at each other*
Chibi Pearl: Don't worry, we'll stop them.
*Chibi Dru comes from behind Chibi Caitlin*
Chibi Dru: Y-Yeah!
*Chibi Rhianna spots Chibi Dru*
Chibi Rhianna: Well hello there ^///^
Chibi Dru: H-Hi?
Chibi Rhianna: Come with me, and I'll show you where we live.
*She winks at Chibi Dru*
Chibi Rhianna: And SLEEP.
Chibi Dru: *gulps*
.... To be continued ....
Sorry there's been no post for two weeks or so.
I've actually been in Disney World in Orlando, so I didn't really have the oppertunity to post anything.
Also, Chibi Wars might be very slow over the next few weeks as I've got a new laptop so I have to sort out all my pictures/systems. Please be patient ^-^'
Thank you so much for the cooperation, I'll put a new half of Chibi Wars out tomorrow.
*Opening file...*
*S.C.P.F Mission 365: Capture and Destroy. *
*Initiating launch...*
Chibi Randoms: Well, this sucks.
*The S.C.P.F are hanging at a batcave like underground layer. They have recently completed a mission to the Kingdom of Green, and are now relaxing. Chibi Caitlin and Chibi Lucy are giving Chibi Dru a makeover. Chibi Pearl is working on a computer while Chibi TJ plays with a ball. Chibi Randoms is sulking, as always*
Chibi Dru: H-Has this makeup been tested on animals?
Chibi Caitlin: Of course not! Don't be silly.
*She powders Chibi Dru's cheeks*
Chibi Lucy: We're going to make him so pretty! <3
Chibi Dru: B-But I'm-
Chibi Randoms: He looks awful. Have you been trying to make him a clown?
*All three of them burst into tears*
Chibi TJ: Chibi Randoms, I know you have a massive empathy lack, but please. Don't make the babies cry.
*They wail louder*
Chibi TJ: PUT A SOCK IN IT, JEEZ!
*She throws the ball at Chibi Lucy, knocking her out. The other two stop crying*
Chibi Lucy: x_x
Chibi Randoms: Well done, TJ. Just... Well done.
Chibi TJ: Thank you for your ever-wonderful sarcasm.
Chibi Randoms: You're welcome.
Chibi Pearl: Guys! No fighting now, we have a mission to take care of!
Chibi Caitlin: Did you locate him?
Chibi Pearl: Uh-huh. He's on his way to ChibiWood as we speak.
Chibi TJ: But that's the only neutral point left in Rice!
Chibi Caitlin: Yeah! Everyone needs movies!
Chibi Randoms: I don't. Movies are rubbish.
Chibi Caitlin: That's because you're a spoil-sport.
Chibi Randoms: One of these days, Caitlin. ONE OF THESE DAYS!
Chibi Caitlin: Bring it on! I'm not running!
*Chibi Pearl claps her hands*
Chibi Pearl: Now, you lot. Enough is enough. Get suited up and ready to roll, we need to get to ChibiWood.
*The chibis file out to the wardrobe room.*
*Meanwhile, on the planet Earth*
Missy: It feels quiet today. Too quiet...
Chibi Ciaran: Can't you just enjoy it?
Missy: Nope. It's wrong.
*The Chibis are playing in a makeshift pool. Missy has filled a bowl with water and added a few toy slides as well as tiny floaties.*
Chibi Ciaran: This pool is great, wish I knew how to swim...
Missy: Is that a thing with demons, not knowing how to swim?
Chibi Ciaran: *shrugs* We're sky-based creatures. Swimming isn't in our nature.
Missy: Well it soon will be.
*She pushes him off his floatie into the pool*
Chibi Ciaran: Ack!
Missy: Come on, you'll be swimming in no time ^_^
*Back in Rice...*
*The S.C.P.F are travelling in a black van through an area of desert, heading to ChibiWood*
Chibi Lucy: Are we there yet?
Chibi Pearl: No.
Chibi Lucy: Are we there yet?
Chibi Caitlin: No.
Chibi Lucy: Are we there yet?
Chibi TJ: GOD DAMN IT, CHIBI LUCY! WE SAID NO!
Chibi Lucy: Q~Q WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!
Chibi Randoms: Now look what you did -.-
Chibi TJ: What I did? SHE'S the one who wouldn't shut up.
Chibi Randoms: If you had just been a little more GENTLE with her...
Chibi TJ: HOW DARE YOU?!
*She pounces on Chibi Randoms. They fight as Chibi Lucy wails*
Chibi Caitlin: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
Chibi Dru: ♫Sailing, sailing. I like sailing!♫
Chibi Pearl: STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
*Everyone stops. Silence hangs in the air*
Chibi Dru: *whispers* ♫It's so fun.♫
Chibi Pearl: We're here. We're in ChibiWood
..... To be continued ....
*DANANANANA DANANANA DANANNA DA DA DANANANA DANANANA DANANANA DA DA DA DA DANANANA DANANANA DANANANA DANANANA DA DA DA DA DANANANANA DANANANA DANANANA DA DA DA*
*1v1 BOSS BATTLE!*
* Missy approaches slowly across the ruined battlefield. Prince Azure is sat, waiting for her*
Missy: You wanted to fight? Here I am.
Prince Azure: Good. I was just getting bored.
*Prince Azure uses FLY. He moves two paces closer to Missy*
Missy: If I win, I want you to leave all of the kingdoms of Rice alone. No more using dragons against their will, either.
Prince Azure: And if I win, I want you to become a demon.
Missy: A demon?
*Prince Azure uses INTIMIDATE.*
Prince Azure: Yes, a demon. You could be so powerful, instead of waisting your time with a bunch of homeless babies. You could do so much MORE! Unless, of course, you enjoy rotting along with them.
*It fails*
Missy: *shrugs* Can we just fight now?
Prince Azure: As you wish.
*Prince Azure uses TRANSFORM. He becomes a large demon*
Missy: Oh poop O_o'
*FIGHT!*
*Meanwhile...*
Chibi Ciaran: She's gonna get herself KILLED!
Chibi Liz: Thank you captin obvious.
*The Chibis are watching the battle from the safety of the tower*
Chibi Dru: Ooh, sparkles @_@
*Chibi Liam smacks him*
Chibi Liam: I'M THE STUPID ADORABLE ONE, NOT YOU!
*He pulls a cute face as Chibi Dru whimpers*
Chibi Dru: Sowwee Q_Q
*Chibi Caitlin hugs Chibi Dru. Chibi Missy hugs Chibi Liam. They glare at each other*
Chibi Caitlin: Keep your rabid mutt off my Dru!
Chibi Missy: Make me -.-
Chibi Dru: But I'm not...
*Chibi Caitlin and Chibi Missy start fighting. Chibi Liam pounces on Chibi Dru for the hell of it*
Chibi Dru: MAKE IT STOOOOPP!!
Chibi Ciaran: There has to be a way for us to help her...
Chibi Frey: You gonna be all knight in shining armour?
Chibi Ciaran: Ah ha, ah ha, ah ha GO TO HELL! XO
Chibi Frey: Drag me there -.-
*They start fighting*
Princess Helena: What's happening? e_e
Chibi Liz: Oh, just the usual e_e'
*Chibi Ellie comes riding in with her army of unicorns. Everyone stops fighting*
Chibi Ellie: WHAT DID I MISS, PESANTS?!
*Chibi Liz and Princess Helena look at each other*
Princess Helena: ... You think?
Chibi Liz: ... It could work ...
*Meanwhile*
*Prince Azure has made THREE SUCCESSFUL ATTACKS, Missy has made ZERO. Missy uses RUN AROUND MADLY*
Missy: I'm going to die T^T
Prince Azure: ... You really didn't figure that out?
*Prince Azure prepares his final strike. Suddenly, Chibi Ellie rides in on a unicorn*
Chibi Ellie: YOU WILL DIE FOR YOUR INSULT TO MY NATION!
*She uses UNICORN ATTACK. It is super-affective*
Prince Azure: Argh! Nooo! Get them off me!
*He shrinks back down to Chibi-size and gets pinned under several unicorns.*
Princess Helena: Looks like that battle is won.
Prince Azure: Damn you all! Do you have any idea what you're doing?!
Chibi Pearl: Chibi Azure, ex-Prince of the kingdom of Blue, we hereby arrest you for crimes against Chibi-kind.
Chibi Jade: NOOOO!
*She sends a wave of magic at Chibi Pearl, who falls to her knees. Chibi Jade then removes the unicorns from Prince Azure and embraces him*
Chibi Jade: My love, I'm sorry T^T
Prince Azure: As am I, dearest. As am I.
*He snaps her neck*
Princess Helena: Chibi Jade!
*A portal appears and Prince Azure jumps through it*
Prince Azure: UNTIL NEXT TIME, MISSY!
Princess Helena: Chibi Jade T^T
Chibi Randoms: There's nothing that can be done, highness. She's dead.
Chibi Caitlin: WE'RE gonna go after him, though!
Chibi Pearl: He's a fugitive, after all.
Chibi Lucy: Is Chibi Dru coming, too?
Chibi Dru: YAAAY! FAMILY! \^o^/
*Princess Helena opens up a portal*
Princess Helena: Thank you for your help. You can return home now.
*The chibis go through the portal and enter into the living room. The remaints of the wedding are still there*
Chibi Liam: Sooo... Cake?
Chibi Liz: Yeah, cake is good.
Chibi Missy: I like cake.
*They all go into the kitchen, leaving Chibi Ciaran and Missy alone*
Chibi Ciaran: Hey, Missy...
Missy: Yes?
Chibi Ciaran: I... Uhm...
Chibi Ellie: BOW TO ME, UNICORN-LESS PESANTS!
*She comes through the portal with armfuls full of Unicorn toys*
Chibi Ellie: I HAVE MY ARMY BACK! NOW TO TAKE OVER THIS PITIFUL LITTLE WORLD!
Missy: Uhm...
*She tries to make the Unicorns grow, but they don't*
Chibi Ellie: Awwwhhh Q_Q
*Missy pats her arm*
Missy: Good try, though. Let's go get cake.
Chibi Ellie: CAKE! FEED ME NOW, MINDSLAVE.
Chibi Ciaran: Yeah... Cake...
.... To be continued ....
*Previously on Chibi Wars*
*The Kingdom of Green is under siege from a large dragon sent by Prince Azure. It's up to Missy and the gang to stop it.*
Missy: What do you mean I don't have to fight the dragon?
Chibi Liz: I don't think that's a dragon at all. It's more likely to be some form of shapeshifter.
Chibi Pearl: Of course! That would explain how it got here so fast!
Chibi Randoms: Reversing the spell would be easy, but we would need someone to distract the sorceress, which I'm guessing is Chibi Jade.
Chibi Ellie: I'LL do it!
*All of the Chibis look at her*
Chibi Liz: No offense, Chibi Ellie, but we don't trust you.
Chibi Ellie: So? This'll be my chance to redeem myself!
Chibi Liz: I'm not sure...
Chibi Ellie: Come on, I'm just as powerful as the rest of you. *Except I'm smarter and more pretty.*
Chibi Liz: *sighs* Fine. But if you mess this up, you'll be grounded for TWO MONTHS.
Chibi Ellie: I won't! I won't! I promise!
Princess Helena: What about the duel?
Chibi Liz: Missy'll still need to fight, of course. There's no avoiding that. We'll just take care of the dragon while she does it.
Chibi Ciaran: How much power will be needed?
Chibi Liz: Every magic user needs to help. Now let's go, there's work to be done!
*Meanwhile...*
Chibi Jade: The spell is almost complete, love.
Prince Azure: Excellent. Once this is done, they'll be trapped in a bubble of pure magic! They'll have to surrender or be burned!
Chibi Jade: Are you happy, my king?
Prince Azure: Happy? I'm elated!
Chibi Jade: ... And our wedding?
Prince Azure: The grandest in all the land!
Chibi Jade: Yipeee!
Chibi Ellie: Oh ew e_e'
*Both of the Chibis spin around*
Prince Azure: Who said that?! Who's there?!
*Chibi Ellie comes out, riding on the back of a unicorn. There is a large mass of them behind her, snoring and neighing angrily*
Chibi Ellie: You've been mistreating the unicorns. That's MY job!
Chibi Jade: .... Uhhh....
Chibi Ellie: You have ten seconds to run before I trample you under my many hooves!
Chibi Jade: I could just undo your spell...
Chibi Ellie: CHARGE!
*Prince Azure and Chibi Jade run off as the unicorns charge after them*
Chibi Ellie: Oh victory, I forgot how delicious you are x3
*Over by the west wing, the dragon is setting stuff on fire- Which is what dragons do, if you didn't know. Burn things- While the Chibis stand in a circle casting a spell*
Chibi Frey: DO SPELLS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO WINDY?!
Princess Helena: YES, I THINK SO?!
Chibi Liz: SHUT UP AND KEEP CONCENTRATING!
*They fire a bolt of magic at the dragon who screeches in pain and falls backwards. It slowly shrinks as it falls, turning back to Chibi size. It stands up in front of the others and rubs its head*
Dragon Chibi: Ow. Q-Q
Chibi Randoms: It actually worked O_O
*Chibi TJ walks past her and puts a pair of handcuffs on him*
Chibi TJ: You're under arrest for war crimes.
Dragon Chibi: Huh? What? War crimes?!
Chibi Liz: Under arrest?!
Chibi Missy: Oh Q~Q
Chibi Pearl: We're not who you think we are.
Chibi Caitlin: Well that's obvious. *giggles*
Chibi TJ: We're an underground police force, trying to keep law and order in what remains of Rice.
Chibi Liz: So you're 'police'? Great. .-.
Chibi Caitlin: Mm-Hm, ^_^
Dragon Chibi: C-Can't we just talk about this? I didn't know what I was doing was wrong. S-She told me to...
Chibi Caitlin: Awwh, he's so cute. What's your name? ^_^
Dragon Chibi: D-Dru... A-And I'm-
Chibi Caitlin: It's nice to meet you Chibi Dru. You can come live with us ^_^
*Chibi Liam bursts through the door*
Chibi Liam: Guys! Guys! Missy is-
*He stops and glares at Chibi Dru*
Chibi Dru: Hi ^///^
*Chibi Liam pounces on Chibi Dru*
Chibi Dru: Eeeek!
Chibi Liam: I'M THE ONLY CROSSDRESSER HERE, DAMN IT!
Chibi Dru: B-But you're not even wearing a dress... Q_Q
*Chibi Liam tears off his clothes to reveal a dress underneath*
Chibi Liam: YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS INSULT IN YOUR LIFEBLOOD!
Chibi Dru: I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO LIKE GIRLS CLOTHES! I JUST DOOOO! T^T
*Chibi TJ and Chibi Ciaran pull Chibi Liam off Chibi Dru*
Chibi TJ: Dude, chill. You freakout is NOT helping.
Chibi Ciaran: What did you say about Missy?! Where IS she?!
Chibi Liam: She went off to fight Princey-man. It was all dramatic. ^_^
Chibi Liz: Oh God...
.... To be continued ....
