11:00- Back home from the park. Chibi Liz took Chibi Frey and Chibi Ellie upstairs. I made lunch for the others, macaroni and cheese, then we all settled down on the settee. There is an awkward silence spanning throughout the room
Chibi Doll: I miss mummy.
Chibi Missy: *hugs* Your mummy will be back soon.
Chibi Ciaran: ... I'm sorry, everyone v.v
*They all look at him, puzzled*
Missy: Sorry for what?
Chibi Ciaran: I shouldn't... WE shouldn't have come here. All we've done is cause you trouble. Maybe it would be better if we were to go...
*Missy uses her new powers to shrink herself down to Chibi size, then hugs Chibi Ciaran*
Missy: Don't say that. You're family now. ^_^
*He hesitates a second before hugging back. Missy then grows back up to her own size*
Chibi Ciaran: Thanks Missy.
Chibi Missy: So, what really did happen between you two?
Chibi Ciaran: Frey's always had temper issues. I used to keep him in control, we were like peas in a pod. Then I was called away to work in service of the queen, I wasn't there to help him anymore. Frey lost it and in a fit, managed to burn down our entire house, our parents and sister with it. We became demons after that, lost in our pain and guilt. We blame one another but we blame ourselves too, neither of us willing to apologise or talk it out. I guess it's better this way. Talking is painful.
Missy: ...
Chibi Ciaran: *sighs*
Missy: Chibi Ciaran-
Chibi Liam: Missy, have you finished my clothes yet?!
Missy: Oh yeah. All done. Now come on, you'll need to try this on.
*She picks up Chibi Liam and takes him upstairs to the bedroom, where he can get changed. There are muffled noises coming from the drawer, which is closed*
Missy: Oh, isn't that where Chibi Liz and Chibi Frey are?
*She pulls open the drawer. Chibi Liz and Chibi Frey are sat on one of the beds, unaware that they are being watched*
1:45- See things that cannot be unseen.
*They are kissing*
Chibi Liz: Hmmm?
*She looks up and sees Missy, who stares back in shock.*
Chibi Liz: ...
Chibi Frey: Uhh...
*Missy slams the drawer closed*
Missy: SORRY! >////<
Chibi Liam: Missy, I'm ready :D
*Chibi Liam steps out*
Missy: Oh Chibi Liam, you look great :D
Chibi Liam: I do, don't I?
2:00 Go downstairs with Chibi Liam. All the other Chibis admired his outfit, complimenting me on my sewing skills. I didn't tell them I found it hard to make, I was so used to making all female clothes or having the Chibis make their own, but as long as they were all happy.
Chibi Missy: Oh wow Chibi Liam, you look so cool :D
Chibi Liam: Thanks Chibi Missy. ^///^
*He pauses for a second*
Chibi Liam: Hey, Chibi Missy, I'm a man now.
Chibi Missy: I know :3
Chibi Liam: And a man has to do... Big man things... So...
*He kneels down in front of her and produces a cheerio*
Chibi Liam: Chibi Missy, will you marry me? :O
Chibi Missy: YES! YES! :D
*He slips the cheerio onto her wrist*
I honestly can't say I saw his proposal in the near future, but I did see it coming. Much different from the little experience I had earlier whilst upstairs. We celebrated for the rest of the day, Chibi Liz and Chibi Frey coming down in a daze to join us. Chibi Frey actually played nice with his brother and SMILED.
Either way, I'll grant Chibi Liam a couple of points for effort with the cheerio thing. I'll get him a better ring later.
~ Missy
YOUTUBE this time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB5ex73SxGg
Right, I can't be bothered to repeat my warning. Chibis are swarming everywhere, over facebook and blogger and stuff. So I'm just going to tell you this:
1. Forget about the asking. I honestly don't care anymore, just as long as you don't use my Chibis/ entirely rip off my storyline. I would like to look at some of them, though. If you'll show me, of course. ^-^
2. PUT GEN8 SOMEWHERE! (In a post, in the credits, at the bottom of the youtube video. She's the rightful creator and it's only fair. *Still waiting for that reply... I guess it's okay*)
3. Please make your Chibi Enterances original. I'm sick of reading stuff about things going through the computer. How about a group of chibis who are ALREADY chibis? And they're like... Fighting... Things...
AT LEAST SOMETHING MORE INTERESTING THAN WHAT I PUT! MY ENTRANCE IS RUBBISH!
And just some more notices.
1. THE NARRATOR HAS BEEN FOUND. Thanks OfficallyIndy, looks like the producer WON'T be killing us all :3
2. No, I do NOT know what a RARE is. Please stop asking me to trade them, it just makes me confused.
3. I'm serious about the above points, that's why they're written in red.
4. I might start a youtube series... IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU, YOUTUBE GIRL? (Ha, I asked. So there)
Okay, Missy's done being childish now. Have fun with your Chibis :D
*Notice to all readers*
*Our most beloved Narrator has gone missing. If you see her, she looks like this*
*And answers to the names Ava, Tinkerbelle or just plain Narrator. If you find her, please contact us. Sightings can be reported to our ask.fm. Many thanks*
Missy's Journal
Chibi experiment volume I.
Saturday 8th of June.
Dear Journal, I have never fully described in here what a day in our household is like. All of my adventures are written down, yet nothing of how we co-exist together. So, these next few pages will be dedicated to describing a day in our life.
7:00 am- Get up and wake the rest of the Chibis from their makeshift bedroom. I cleared out two of my old drawers and made makeshift beds for them to sleep in. This usually goes fairly well, as long as everyone is agreeable to getting up.
Missy: Okay guys, rise and shine :D
Chibi Liz: Mrrmmmhh... Come back later.... v.v
It appears, on that particular morning, none of the chibis wanted to wake up. Except Chibi Liam of course.
Chibi Liam: Missy :D
Missy: Good morning Chibi Liam. You seem cheerful.
Chibi Liam: You promised to make me proper boys clothes today, remember?
Missy: Oh yeah, come on.
*She picks him up from the bedroom. The rest of the Chibis remain asleep*
7:15 am- Downstairs to prepare breakfast for everyone, as well as getting out the sewing box and fabrics I had bought to make Chibi Liam some proper boys clothes. God knows why he didn't ask earlier, maybe he was just too used to comfortable girly fabrics.
Chibi Liam: Boys clothes, boys clothes, I like boys clothes ^o^
Missy: Yes yes, just hold still...
*She is measuring him. Another Chibi pads down the stairs towards the breakfast table, rubbing her eyes*
Chibi Doll: Good morning, Missy.
Missy: Ah, Chibi Doll. I would have thought you'd come down with your mum.
Chibi Doll: Nu-uh. Mummy is still in isolation, remember?
Missy: Oh yeah.
As soon as we had come back from the strange Wonderland that we were caught in, Chibi Liz put Chibi Ellie straight in isolation as punishment for being naughty. Chibi Liz is a bossy one, but you can't deny she's a great leader. And speak of the devil, guess who came downstairs?
Chibi Liz: Good morning. Is breakfast ready?
Missy: Of course, your favourite.
Chibi Ciaran: *sniffs* I smell pancakes.
*Missy shows him the stack of pancakes she had made*
Chibi Ciaran: O_O Those are huge!
Chibi Liz: No, those are small to Missy's standards.
Chibi Ciaran: O_O Wow.
*Chibi Missy pads in, clutching a soft toy*
Chibi Missy: Why did nobody wake me up?
Missy: I tried...
Chibi Missy: Oh, I won't have heard you ^~^
\*Missy picks up the Chibis and puts them on the table next to Chibi Liam. They dig into the food*
Missy: Where is Chibi Frey? I would have thought he'd be coming downstairs.
Chibi Ciaran: Sulking.
Missy: Did you two get into another fight?
Chibi Ciaran: Maybe -.-
Chibi Frey seems to have some sort of grudge against Chibi Ciaran, despite the fact they're brothers. They'll never talk about what happened, even after gentle questioning. I don't want to push it. Chibi Ciaran always looks so sad when I bring it up. Chibi Frey just threatens to bite me.
Missy: You two really do need to forget about it. Air your grievances and move on.
Chibi Ciaran: ...
Chibi Liz: It's not something you can move on from though, is it?
Missy: You told Chibi Liz?
Chibi Ciaran: No... She just guessed...
8:00- Give food to the Chibis upstairs.
Missy: Chibi Ellie, breakfast :D
*She opens the lid of the box jail cell Chibi Ellie is being kept in*
Chibi Ellie: >_> Not hungry.
Missy: It's pancakes, your favourite <3
Chibi Ellie: I'm not hungry -.-
Missy: Oh. How about you, Chibi Frey?
*Chibi Frey is lying on his bed, looking up at the ceiling*
Chibi Frey: I'm not hungry, either.
Missy: You two need to eat something.
Chibi Frey: I SAID I'M NOT HUNGRY! XO
Missy: Eeesh... I think you two need some fresh air. Come on, we'll all go to the park today.
*She picks up Chibi Frey by the waist and Chibi Ellie by the pigtails*
Chibi Ellie: UNHAND ME, YOU FOOL! XO
9:00- After an hour of sorting out the Chibis and getting them dressed, we finally arrive at the park.
Chibi Missy: ADVENTURE TIME!
*She runs off and Chibi Liam follows her. Chibi Doll and Chibi Ellie go a moment later, plotting domination of the slide. Chibi Frey and Chibi Liz wonder off aimlessly. Missy sits on a bench with Chibi Ciaran beside her, sewing Chibi Liam's new clothes*
Chibi Ciaran: It feels so weird now that you're big again.
Missy: <_< Because of the fact I could crush you if you called me Alice again?
Chibi Ciaran: *laughs* Try me, Alice.
Missy: -.-
Chibi Ciaran: Alicey Alicey Alice :D
Missy: Shut up -.-
*He laughs again. There is a cry of rage from across the playground, silencing all of the other chibis*
Chibi Frey: YOU MEDDLESOME FOOL, HOW DARE YOU?!
Chibi Liz: ME?! YOU ALWAYS GO AROUND BEING SO PRESUMPTUOUS IT DOESN'T TAKE AN IDIOT TO FIGURE IT OUT!
*There is the sound of a hard slap. After a moment, there is another slap which turns into a roar of battle. Everyone runs over to find Chibi Liz and Chibi Frey fighting with each other*
Missy: What the?! Stop, stop!
*She grabs them with different hands, hoisting them up into the air*
Chibi Frey: CIARAN! HOW DARE YOU TELL HER! XO
Chibi Ciaran: I didn't! She just gussed!
Chibi Liz: I told you! There was no need to go all psycho on me!
Chibi Frey: And I'm supposed to believe you, am I? You always lie, Ciaran!
Chibi Ciaran: No, I don't!
Chibi Frey: Yes you do! You lied to our parents, to our little sister and to me!
Chibi Ciaran: Can't you just get over it?!
Chibi Frey: NO I CAN'T! YOU LEFT OUR FAMILY TO DIE!
Chibi Ciaran: WELL I WASN'T THE ONE WHO LIT THE FIRE, NOW WAS I?!
*There is a cold silence. Chibi Frey wriggles out of Missy's hand and launches himself at Chibi Ciaran. Chibi Liz stands in the way before he can connect*
Chibi Frey: LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM! XO
Chibi Liz: No, you need to calm down.
Missy: I think it's time to go home...
Clearly, today wasn't going to be as simple as I thought.
*Previously on Chibi Wars...*
*H-Hello? Is anyone out there? Please, I need someone to help me. She's a tyrant! She won't let me do what I want or escape, she doesn't even FEED me! All of my labour is slavery and I'm so tired. Now she's fitted me with an elecrocollar and-*
*Presses button* That is enough
*Gark!*
I guess I'll be doing the intro today, while she's unconcious. Previously on Chibi Wars-
Missy: Chibi Liam, is that you?!
*Chibi Liam walks over. All the other Chibis except Chibi Ciaran gasp in shock*
Chesire Missy: Alice! You have returned! <3
*She jumps off Missy and falls onto him*
Alice: Yes, I have returned!
*He pets Chibi Missy*
Hattress Liz: Oh boy O_e'
Heart Queen Ellie: Hattress! You told me he was safely locked away!
Hattress Liz: He must have escaped when the other Alice shook the building!
Alice: The other Alice...?
*He looks up at Missy*
Alice: You! Are you trying to steal my title?!
Missy: Uhm... No...
Alice: ATTACK!
*He launches himself at Missy, trying to scrabble up her leg*
Missy: Uhh...
Alice: KILL YOU! XO
White Rabbit Frey: Ah Alice, so pathetic.
Doormouse Chelsie: Be fair. He hasn't passed out yet.
Hattress Liz: Should I... Lock him away again?
Heart Queen Ellie: Yes!
Mirror: No! Missy you can't let them lock him away, you'll lose your opportunity to leave!
Missy: What do you want me to do?
Mirror: I have a spell that'll return you all to your normal world. You just need to keep them all distracted. Challenge Chibi Liam to a duel over the title of 'Alice'. That'll buy me enough time.
Missy: Okay.
*She shrinks down to Chibi size*
Missy: Alice! I challenge you to a duel!
Alice: A duel, huh? You think you can beat me? >:D
Hattress Liz: Oh boy >_>
White Rabbit Frey: This'll be fun.
Chesire Missy: Alice, noooo! Q_Q
Alice: No point waisting time, let's begin!
*He launches himself at Missy, tackling her to the floor*
Alice: I SHALL MAKE YOU ENTER AN ETERNITY OF PAIN!! PAAAIINNNNN!!!
Missy: Uhhh.... Ow! Hey, no biting! T^T
Alice: Take that!
Hattress Liz: Well this is rather.. Camp. I'm gonna raise the stakes.
*She makes the ground underneath them rise up, suspending the pair on a platform*
Chibi Ciaran: Are you MAD?! They're both going to DIE!
Hattress Liz: Well yes, yes I am. I'm the Hattress, after all.
Chibi Ciaran: ... Oh. Of course.
*Several blows later, Alice is tired. Missy is mildly irritated*
Alice: Had... Enough...?
Missy: *rolls eyes* You can't be tired already, can you?
Alice: I'm not... Tired... I'm... Merciful...
Missy: All right, oh great Alice. The title is yours.
*She gets up as Chibi Liam does a victory dance. He jumps and falls backwards, flying off the podium*
Alice: Waaaaaaahhhhhh!! Q_Q
Hattress Liz: Oh boy.
Heart Queen Ellie: He's a gonner.
Chesire Missy: ALLLIIIIIIIIICCCCEEEEEE! Q_Q
Missy: Chibi Liam!
*She throws out her arms and he stops, mid-flight.*
Missy: Eh?
*She looks over the podium towards the others*
Missy: Did one of you do that?
Hattress Liz: .... No
Chibi Ciaran: Magic isn't real, Right, Missy? :'D
Missy: -.- **** you.
Chibi Ciaran: *Laughs*
*Suddenly, the sky is illuminated with a bright white light. Chanting can be heard as all the Chibis scream*
Hattress Liz: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
Chibi Ciaran: Missy, are you doing this?!
Missy: Nu-uh!
*Everything goes white. A few seconds later, the Chibis are back in their home, dizzy*
Chibi Liam: @_@ What happened?
Missy: We're... Back home?
Chibi Ciaran: Oh, my head >~<
Chibi Frey: Want me to make it worse? *glares*
Chibi Ciaran: Huh?
*Chibi Frey pounces on him*
Chibi Frey: IDIOT! YOU LEFT ME IN THERE!
Chibi Ciaran: Gah!
Missy: Oh yeah, we forgot Chibi Frey...
Chibi Frey: YOU'RE A DAMN TRAITOR, CIARAN!
Chibi Ciaran: GET OFF ME! XO
*Chibi Ciaran pushes Chibi Frey into the wall before hiding behind Missy*
Missy: >_>
Chibi Ciaran: Please help me...
Chibi Frey: Hiding behind a girl? Wuss.
Missy: That's enough v.v'
*She looks around the room*
Missy: All of the Chibis are here, except...
*There is an awkward silence*
Chibi Liz: We might as well accept it. Chibi Chelsie is gone.
Chibi Liam: ... So, what's for dinner?
*Far away in another galaxy, on a war-ravaged planet on Rice, there stood a tower. In it's highest room there is a small demoness, stood in front of a mirror. She gives a sigh of relief.*
Chibi Chelsie: They're safe now.
Chibi 'Kita: Sister, it's time to feed. Are you coming?
Chibi Chelsie: I guess....
*She stares wistfully at the mirror before following Chibi 'Kita*
Chibi Chelsie: Please forgive me, everyone.
*Previously on Chibi Wars*
*Chibi Ciaran gets violated and Missy eats the cake. 'Nuff said*
Missy: O_O
*Missy's head has smashed through the roof of the mirror room. She keeps growing until she is full size, easily towering over the Queen of Heart's castle which looks more like a dollhouse in comparison to her. She picks up Mirror, making sure that it doesn't get crushed.*
Missy: All righty, now what?
Mirror: Find Chibi Chelsie, first. She'll be in the basement dungeon. You'll have to take off the bottom half of the castle, though. I'll keep the rest held up so nobody is alerted
*Missy obeys, digging her fingers into the rock that makes up the lower half of the castle and pulling it free, revealing the dungeon. The rest of the castle remains intact.*
Doormouse Chelsie: Alice! You're a giant :O
Missy: Yes I am.
*She picks Chibi Chelsie up out of her jail cell, sitting her on her palm.*
Doormouse Chelsie: You aren't going to eat me, are you? Q_Q
Missy: Same old Chibi Chelsie :'D
Doormouse Chelsie: Huh? O_O
Missy: Nevermind, Mouse. I need you to help me with something, though.
Doormouse Chelsie: Whasat? :O
Missy: I'm going to pull half of the castle off. I need you to go in and find Chibi Ciaran, okay?
Doormouse Chelsie: .... Who?
Missy: *facepalms*
Mirror: You know, I could just give you something to shrink you back down...
*She clicks her fingers and a small 'drink me' bottle appears in Missy's palm. Missy automatically drinks it and grows smaller but is still twice the size of a Chibi*
Missy: Small again T^T
Doormouse Chelsie: Come on then! :D
*They run off, hand in hand.*
*Meanwhile, Chibi Ciaran has begun to come around from the drugs*
Chibi Ciaran: Where am I? @_@
Heart Princess Doll: *giggles* You're high as a kite.
Chibi Ciaran: You're so pretty....
*He tries to reach out to touch her face, but his hands and feet are tied up*
Heart Princess Doll: ^////^ Let's get married.
Chibi Ciaran: Married... No... Need to find...
Heart Princess Doll: Shh, forget about her. She doesn't matter.
*Just then, Missy kicks down the door. Chibi Chelsie follows behind.*
Missy: O_e' What the hell is going on here?
Chibi Ciaran: Oh look, it's Mmm... Mmm.... ALICE! :D
*He cackles wildly. Missy glares at Chibi Doll*
Missy: <_< What did you do to him?
Heart Princess Doll: Nothing.
Chibi Ciaran: ALICE! A-L-I-C-E... Alicey Alicey Alice... RABBITS! XO
Missy: e_e'
*Chibi Doll glares at her then produces a knife from in one of her drawers*
Heart Princess Doll: How dare you take his attention from me! He's mine!
Missy: O_e Uhh...
Heart Princess Doll: IF I CAN'T HAVE HIM, NO-ONE CAN!
*Chibi Doll charges at Missy, swinging her knife*
Doormouse Chelsie: Wow, yandere much?
Missy: MOUSE! HELP ME!
Doormouse Chelsie: Oops! Sorry!
*Just as Chibi Chelse goes over to help, Missy begins to grow again. Her head bursts through the roof, sending half of the castle crashing to the ground. There are multiple screams as this happens*
Missy: Well, that spell was useless...
Chibi Ciaran: So big <3
*Missy bends down and picks up Chibi Doll. Chibi Chelsie unties Chibi Ciaran and she picks them both up in her other hand*
Heart Princess Doll: LET ME GO! LET ME GO!
Doormouse Chelsie: Woah! Flying! :D
Chibi Ciaran: I feel sick...
Missy: -.-' I have no patience left.
*She sits all of the Chibis on her shoulders and head, before picking up the castle and giving it a violent shake*
Missy: Attention inhabitants!
Jury: ARGHH!!
White Rabbit Frey: The apocolypse has arrived!
Heart Queen Ellie: W-What...
*Missy holds the castle up to her eye, reaching inside it and plucking out Chibi Ellie, Chibi Missy, Chibi Liz and Chibi Frey from their hiding places*
Chesire Missy: Eeeek!
Heart Queen Ellie: UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT!
Hattress Liz: O_O The propehcy was true! The end is nigh!
White Rabbit Frey: <_< I just kind of said that.
Hattress Liz: Shut up, bunnyman -.-
White Rabbit Frey: Make me! XO
Chibi Ciaran: Wow, Frey hates her more than me...
*They try to scrabble towards one another but Missy holds them firmly appart. She drops the castle in the process, sending it falling towards the ground. It breaks into thousands of pieces*
Missy: O_e'
Heart Queen Ellie: MY CASSTTTLLLEEEEEE!! Q_Q
Heart Princess Doll: Mummmyyyyy!!
Heart Queen Ellie: Dolly, why are you dressed like that? O_e'
Heart Princess Doll: >////>
Doormouse Chelsie: Your daughter is a dirty yandere, ha! :D
Heart Queen Ellie: What's a yandere?
Doormouse Chelsie: Say that again and I'll hurt you -.-'
Missy: So... What am I supposed to do now?
Mirror: You were supposed to go through the mirror in the throneroom, but since it's now broken...
Missy: Hey, that's a thought. Where's Chibi Liam?
Chibi Liam: Looking for ME?!
.... To be continued ....
*Previously on Chibi Wars...*
*Missy was sentanced to be locked in the mirror room, home to a demoness. What will she find down there? Will it help her escape?*
Missy: Sure is dark down here.
*She is trapped in a small room with barely any lighting. Mirrors cover the walls, all different shapes and sizes. She has been left with one small candle but it doesn't give off much light.*
Missy: At least it's someone to talk to.
*She scoots closer to the candle*
Missy: Hey there, Mr.Candle :3
Candle: *flickers*
Missy: Oh I'm sorry. MRS. Candle. How are you today?
Candle: *flickers*
Missy: That's good to hear. I'm not doing so great myself.
Candle: *flickers*
Missy: Why? Well, I descovered a race of aliens called the Chibis, had them barge into my home, take over my life, shrink me down to their size, battle demons, get amnesia, have one sentance me to death and now I'm talking to a candle! An inanimate object, for God's sakes!
Candle: Well SORRREEEEEE for not being a good conversationalist!
Missy: O_O
*The candle sputters out, leaving Missy in darkness.*
Missy: Oh no wait, I'm sorry. Please come back D:
*Smoke pours off the candle*
Missy: Damn, I was gonna use that to burn this place down, as well -.-
*She looks at the mirrors, barely seeing them in the darkness. Suddenly, one of them illuminates with a bright glow, casting shadows across the room. In it, her reflection stands, but not fully her reflection.*
Mirror: Missy!
Missy: How do you know my name?
Mirror: Missy, you need to get out of here!
Missy: 'Scuse me?
Mirror: One of Liz's spells went wrong. You've entered an alternate universe.
Missy: ... Aren't you meant to kill me?
Mirror: No, but the Jabberwocky might. Seriously, you'll want to get out of here before it comes. It's gonna burn Wonderland to ashes.
Missy: Right? And I'm supposed to get out of here how?
Mirror: You need to gather everyone up. Take them to the big mirror in Chibi Ellie's throneroom and send them through, by force if you have to.
Missy: We've pretty much found everyone, except Chibi Liam.
Mirror: Don't worry about Chibi Liam. He's gonna show up soon. All you need to do is get to the throne room, and I know how to make that happen.
Missy: I'm listening...
*Meanwhile, Chibi Ciaran is in Chibi Doll's room, waiting for her to come back.*
Chibi Ciaran: ... Princess? Are you out there?
Heart Princess Doll: Just a sec, sweetie. You ready?
Chibi Ciaran: O_o *Did she just call me sweetie?* I guess...
*Chibi Doll walks in the room.*
*Chibi Ciaran's jaw drops.*
Chibi Ciaran: Uhhh... Where are your clothes, Princess? O_o'
Heart Princess Doll: *pouts* I'm wearing clothes.
Chibi Ciaran: No, no you're not...
*Chibi Doll sits on his lap*
Chibi Ciaran: I feel uncomfortable with you violating my personal space like this e_e
Heart Princess Doll: *giggles* You're funny.
*She pushes Chibi Ciaran down then injects something into his thigh*
Heart Princess Doll: Nighty-Night ^_^
Chibi Ciaran: ... Damn.
*Meanwhile*
Missy: A cake?
Mirror: Yes. It'll return you to your normal size, but only temporarily.
Missy: Oh, so I'm supposed to go all 'GIANT ALICE SMASHH!'
Mirror: Uh-huh ^_^
Missy: ... I guess that would work, but wouldn't I get all cramped in this room?
Mirror: Nope. Your head'll smash straight through.
Missy: Okay... Here goes nothing...
*She eats the cake*
Missy: Woah! What's happening?!
... To be continued...
*Due to complications, the narrator has now been fitted with an electroshock collar for your enjoyment*
*P-Previously on Chibi Wars...*
*Missy annoyed the Queen of Hearts and got sent to the dungeon, leaving Chibi Ciaran alone with the Princess. Is she the one from the Hattress' prophecy? Let's find out*
Missy: This sucks. -.-'
Doormouse Chelsie: Totally -.-'
*They are both sat in a jail cell*
Missy: Hey! How did YOU end up down here?!
Doormouse Chelsie: Oh, you know... Tried to murder the Hattress with arsenic cause I was sick of her... She called in a favour from the Queen of Hearts... And now I'm here, rotting in jail. :3
Missy: That's... Interesting.
Doormouse Chelsie: At least I have you, Alice. I don't care if you're not the really real one, you're still brave :D
Missy: HOW am I brave?
Doormouse Chelsie: You hit that tyrant of a woman over the head with a mallet! If only you had succeeded in killing her...
*She thinks for a second*
Doormouse Chelsie: You know, we could always like... Finish the job?
Missy: What?! No! I'm in enough trouble as it is!
Doormouse Chelsie: Your loss...
Missy: *What is UP with everybody??*
*There is a sound of a door closing. Chibi Ciaran comes in, along with Chibi Doll*
Chibi Ciaran: Hey Missy :D
*He sticks his hand through the bars to pat her head. Missy growls at him*
Chibi Ciaran: N'awww. You're even cuter all locked up. <3
Missy: -.-
Heart Princess Doll: You caused a lot of trouble back there. Mother wanted to have an immediate execution, but I pursuaded her to give you a trial. We've been sent to escort you.
*She unlocks the door to Missy's cell and leads her out, Chibi Chelsie and Chibi Ciaran following behind. They all go up to the throneroom, which has been converted into a makeshift court.*
Chibi Frey: All rise.
*The Jury stands up*
Chibi Frey: The court is now in session. The Kingdom of Hearts vs Alice. Alice, you have been accused of treason, how do you plead?
Heart Queen Ellie: This is stupid. We all saw her do it -.-
Heart Princess Doll: Mother, please!
Missy: Uhhh.... If I plead guilty, will I get a lighter sentance?
Chibi Ciaran: *facepalms*
Chibi Frey: No.
Missy: Then I plead not guilty :3
Heart Queen Ellie: You have no evidence and there are witnesses.
Missy: Go on then, bring up your witnesses.
Heart Queen Ellie: I call the Hattress Liz to the stand!
Missy: Huh O_O
*Chibi Liz stands in the dock*
Heart Queen Ellie: Hattress Liz, where were you on the night of December 21st, 1985?
Hattress Liz: Well, let's see... Firstly, Mouse got on my nerves so I stuffed her into a teapot... Uhm, went and messed around a bit with Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee-
Heart Queen Ellie: -Yes, we all know about that. Tweedle Dee is still deciding whether or not to press charges.
Hattress Liz: Chesire Missy came around and we had a teaparty, before she flipped the table... Then I reset my clock and the day started all over again, because it really was a great day :D
Chesire Missy: Puuurrr... It was :3
Missy: WAAAAH? When did YOU get here?
*Chesire Missy is sat on Missy's head*
Chesire Missy: Oh, you know. Teleporting.
Missy: *rolls eyes*
Chibi Ciaran: KITTEHHH! *O*
*He takes Chibi Missy off Missy's head and strokes her. Chibi Doll glares at Chibi Missy*
Missy: >_> Weirdo.
All right, I've had enough of this. This entire thing is stupid! You're being lead by an idiot!
Heart Queen Ellie: An idiot?! How very dare you! I sentance you to life imprisonment in the mirror room!
*There is uproar from the room*
Doormouse Chelsie: You can't send her to the mirror room! She'll die
Heart Princess Doll: Mother! You can't!
Heart Queen Ellie: My decision is final! She will be sent to the mirror room!
Missy: ... What's so bad about the mirror room?
Heart Princess Doll: An evil demoness lives inside it, she'll devour you!
Missy: A demoness? That's it? No hail of fire or molten lava lakes? No razor sharp staligmites?
Heart Princess Doll: Uhh... No...
Missy: *sighs* All right. Take me there.
Heart Queen Ellie: O_o Send her away!
*A pair of guards take Missy away while the rest of the room is in uproar.*
Heart Queen Ellie: SILENCE! COURT IS DISMISSED!
*An hour later, Chibi Ciaran and Chibi Doll are sat on the bed in Chibi Doll's bedroom.*
Chibi Ciaran: ... O_o It's really that bad?
Heart Princess Doll: *Nods* Yeah, it is. No way she'll get out alive. Or sane.
Chibi Ciaran: We need to go after her, then! We need to get her out of there!
*He stands up and starts pacing around the room. Chibi Doll pulls him back down.*
Heart Princess Doll: Shh, don't worry yourself. It's already too late.
Chibi Ciaran: TOO LATE?!
Heart Princess Doll: Shhhhhhhhhh. No need to panic, she's in a better place now.
Chibi Ciaran: I need to find her, we need to go!
*Chibi Doll hugs him suddenly*
Heart Princess Doll: It's no use. She's probably already dead. Besides, you can't leave. We haven't had any fun yet.
Chibi Ciaran: ... Fun?
Heart Princess Doll: You stay there, I want to show you something :D
*She runs out of the room*
Chibi Ciaran: Why do I have this really bad feeling?
.... To be continued...
