We've been lied to!

Hey peepz! 

Recently an official unicorn got into contact with me: 

I sat her down for an interview about her home planet. This is what I found: 

Missy:  Thank you for coming to our interview today.

MysticUnicorn: It’s my pleasure, young lady.

Missy: *slightly creeped out* Uh… yeah. So, where are you from?

MysticUnicorn: I’m from a magical planet devoted completely to the care and wellbeing of the humble unicorn.

Missy: Can you tell me what it was like?

MysticUnicorn: It was a beautiful place. The sky was deep purple in contrast to the sweet pink powder that covered the ground. If you licked the powder, it would taste of candyfloss and strawberry bubble gum. There were rivers and ponds full of something resembling lemonade to drink. In the days, we would frolic in the meadows of endless flowers. At night, we would curl up asleep in our very own cotton-leaf pod on the great unicorn tree to sleep.

Missy: The great unicorn tree?

MysticUnicorn: It was the main tree of Unicorncopia, our homeland. Every unicorn that has ever existed was documented onto the bark of that tree. We make our homes there and live our lives there, it is our sanctuary.

Missy: Oh. It sounds lovely.

MysticUnicorn: It was.

Missy: If your homeland was so great, how come you left it?

MysticUnicorn: *sighs* It was a long time ago. I was just a young foal with my mother when the dark unicorns came and burned down the great unicorn tree, leaving us homeless. Eventually, they drove us out of candy planes and into the wilderness. Only a few of us were chosen to come to earth for its rich rice reserves, me included. Unfortunately, we were followed by the dark unicorns.

Missy: So there are dark unicorns on earth?

MysticUnicorn: Oh yes. The dark unicorns love destruction and death, along with the taste of human flesh. These are the ones who try to eat humans so badly, though the good ones are desperate to stop them.

Missy: Should we be worried about these dark unicorns?

MysticUnicorn: Oh yes. They can strike at any time and any place.

Missy: Like right here? O_O

MysticUnicorn: *giggles and pulls out a knife* Were you listening to me at all?

Missy: O_O Oh poop.

*We are sorry for this inconvenience. Please stand by*

MysticUnicorn: Hello again dear humans. I’m sorry for that brief intermission.

Missy: *tied up* Don’t listen to her! We’ve been tricked!

MysticUnicorn: I have a message for all of you out there, including the good unicorns in hiding. We will find you, and when we do, we will tie you up and dine on your flesh. Please make no attempt to resist us and surrender all your rice immediately. Do that and we might allow you to live. MIGHT.

Missy: Oh no you don’t! This is MY blog! *attacks her with chair*

*Transmission ended*

You see peepz? THE UNICORNS HAVE LIED!

Most of them are evil, but some of them are good. We must find the good unicorns and band together to stop them! 

THIS WILL NOT RUIN UNICEMBER! CHOOSE YOUR SIDE NOW!

Happy Unicember!

Yes, yes. I'm well aware of the fact I'm four days late.
 I had a busy weekend. 

Anyway HAPPY UNICEMBER!

I hope you're all wearing your horns now.

You're not?

WELL FINISH READING THIS POST AND GO AND BUY YOURSELF ONE!

Not enough sc?

Uh-oh. 

Though the unicorn horns themselves are pretty cheap. So no excuses -.-

Now, I thought we might begin unicember with a look at the humble unicorn:

Hmm.... maybe a bit TOO majestic and elegant. 

Better. Okay, this is a unicorn.

Take note of it's vacant yet powerful gaze, long spiraly horn and-

Wait, are those wings?

Seriously? A Unisis? Right, looks like we can't use this then. 

~Gets an axe~ Sorry Unisis, you can't be here. 

*We're sorry for this brief interruption. Please stand by*

I'm back! Where was I? Oh yes, the unicorn. Well, the unicorn's main diet consists of rice and tuna, but they occasionally like to eat sweets. 

Just a word of warning, if you are approached by a unicorn in a chatroom asking for your toes in exchange for sweets/chocolate/candy SAY NO. 

Unless it's a tuesday, then feel free to accept their offer and be transported to a magical land in which you will stay happily until they cook and eat you as a special meal someone lets you go. 

I think that's enough education. 

HAPPY UNICEMBER EVERYONE! FREE UNISIS STEAKS FOR ALL!

Amber

Shock horror!

I actually had an idea so my posts are coming REGULARLY now. 

Don't get your hopes up that this will last >.>

Just a quick message before we begin, about diamonds. People keep asking me for special greetings and stuff, so I want to show you something

THAT is my diamond bar. It is empty and always has been. I have never had or used diamonds of my own. I cannot give you a special greeting with diamonds that aren't there.

Personally I think MSP needs to start getting some advertisers so we can do video offers for them. Everyone else does it.  

Right, so this is a special post about something odd I just did. Like five minutes ago.

It was a journey.... TO CANDYLAND.

So I was reading the comments of my last post, when I found this:

And I thought 'I like Unicember. It sounds catchy. I think I might make it the official title'

But of course then I would have to credit it to her, but I would have to go and find her MSP name, so I went through her blog.

What I found was candyland @_@

I got distracted by the bright colours, weird posters and the duck. 

But in my defence, IT QUACKS!

So yeah, I killed about 10 minutes clicking on it randomly and laughing like a crazy person, only to see this::

~facepalm~

Sometimes I make things too complicated for myself. 

Either way, thank you Carly Gray! Love your blog! ^o^

http://lovepotatoes.blogspot.co.uk/

Unicember will begin on Saturday the 1st. GET YOUR HORNS READY!!

Topaz

Two posts in a row? 

:O

I'm doing so well :'D

Anyway, I have an important announcement to make. I have been conversing with this girl recently:

This is Pezology, or Pez. She's a teacher of sweets and a self-converted unicorn. I was discussing the wonders of unicornisim when a thought came to  my mind, and that thought was:

'Hm, there are plenty of human peoples out there, but not enough unicorns.'

Then it hit me. I thought to myself: 'I should get a snack. I'm hungry'

Anyway, five minutes and one bag of doritos (toxic cheese flavour, of course) later, I had the idea all ready. And it is...

MISSY AND PEZ'S NATIONAL UNICORN MONTH!!

In this month, I am going to try and spread awarness for the humble unicorn, trying to get more converts to unicornisim. So go to the shops, buy yourself a unicorn horn and show your support of Unicorn Month TODAY!!!

(Well, technically the 1st of December. That's when Unicorn month is going to start)

Stick the date in your calander and start getting ready ^o^

Diamond

I am back from the oblivion and have decided to do something VERY hard for me. 

I am going to write my ENTIRE post in white! (ignore any spelling mistakes please, this is very hard)

Right, first of all is those evil little flashy bubbles that shine like crazy to make you do stuff as fun 'tasks'. I finally completed them (whoopee!)

Second is the new shops. Have you seen them? I don't really know what to make of them, because they're pretty and all but a little confusing now all the anims have been put under weird new headings. So good and bad and stuff. 

Right, third and final thing is about Beckyglitter:

I've heard that there's been some nasty rumors flying around about her that aren't very nice. I'm not sure how they started or what they're about, but I want them to STOP. Please, have some decency peoples, she's a really nice girl who doesn't deserve something bad said about her. 

Thanks guys ^~^

End of post for now. I'll be back from oblivion later because I'm currently in the process of editing my story I wrote for NaNoWriMo, a competition type thing where you have to write a 50,000 word novel in a month. 

I finished mine on November 25, with 51,192 words and 95 pages. Yay meee ^o^

Emerald

Yes yes bossy peoples, the new post is now here.

On to the winners!

Right, everyone who entered did some fabulous stuff, but my scoring was a little confusing so I have to apologise for the delay in announcing. Anyway, here are our winners! 

All the winners themes are fear. I was annoyed to see only two people did school and nobody did boredom. Come on peepz, can't we venture out of our comfort zones?

Third place! 

I chose this because it was nice and simple, but kept it's spooky theme. 

Well done Rockella Loretta! You take third place with 245 points in total! 

Second place!

I like this because of it's sheer strangeness. And the fact there's a spiky sea urchin (O_O?) thing on it.

Well done samanthat! You take second place with 276 points in total! 

First place!

This is probably the best one I've seen (no offense to everyone else). It's not got much in the terms of detail but it's a very creative way to summarise fear. (also it looks like a blog banner.)

Well done Alice06! You win with a grand total of 293 points!

Gifts will be given over two days because of rubbishy new gift limit (sorry dudes)

If you want to know your score, come and ask me but I'll only be giving scores out for THREE DAYS. You don't ask quick you don't get to know.

Ruby! ^o^

Okay! Gonna start on a new post-name thing. This time we are doing Gemstones! 

It'll go: 

Ruby
Emerald
Diamond
Topaz
Amber
Garnet

Then another competition! (Wooo!) 

On that note, there are a few things I need to clear up/ edit about the cometition. 

The first thing is going to be the less confusing one. Because I can't be as mean to disqualify people who don't include this detail: 

It's going to be used as a bonus. If you use this detail, you get 50 points added to your total score, okay? 

Second thing is a little confusing. After my previous comment of 'friends only' for status competitions, it has left some people confused about how open my competitions are. So this is how it works:

Competitons on my BLOG are open to EVERYONE. Anyone can join and have a go. 

Competitons on my STATUS are FRIENDS ONLY, because they usually involve people shouting words that I can't see non-friends shout until I go to my message screen, which gives inaccurate times of things being shouted, even going as far as leaving some non-friends thinking that they shouted first when in fact this is not the case, which leaves them giftless and annoyed. 

Once again, Blog competitons are for EVERYONE. Status competitons are FRIENDS ONLY. 

Also I need to stress the fact I CAN'T ADD ANYONE AT THE MOMENT. My friends are broken, so if you ask to be my friend the answer is going to be no, not because I don't like you but because I CAN'T. Just so you know.

COMPETITON WILL BE TAKING ENTRANTS UNTIL SATURDAY! READ BELOW POST FOR MORE INFORMATION!