Happy Unicember!

Yes, yes. I'm well aware of the fact I'm four days late.
 I had a busy weekend. 

Anyway HAPPY UNICEMBER!

I hope you're all wearing your horns now.

You're not?

WELL FINISH READING THIS POST AND GO AND BUY YOURSELF ONE!

Not enough sc?

Uh-oh. 

Though the unicorn horns themselves are pretty cheap. So no excuses -.-

Now, I thought we might begin unicember with a look at the humble unicorn:

Hmm.... maybe a bit TOO majestic and elegant. 

Better. Okay, this is a unicorn.

Take note of it's vacant yet powerful gaze, long spiraly horn and-

Wait, are those wings?

Seriously? A Unisis? Right, looks like we can't use this then. 

~Gets an axe~ Sorry Unisis, you can't be here. 

*We're sorry for this brief interruption. Please stand by*

I'm back! Where was I? Oh yes, the unicorn. Well, the unicorn's main diet consists of rice and tuna, but they occasionally like to eat sweets. 

Just a word of warning, if you are approached by a unicorn in a chatroom asking for your toes in exchange for sweets/chocolate/candy SAY NO. 

Unless it's a tuesday, then feel free to accept their offer and be transported to a magical land in which you will stay happily until they cook and eat you as a special meal someone lets you go. 

I think that's enough education. 

HAPPY UNICEMBER EVERYONE! FREE UNISIS STEAKS FOR ALL!