Tuesday, 15 October 2013

Chibi Wars!: More Weddings?

*Previously on Chibi Wars*

*STUPID ******* CHIBIS! THEY ALL WALKED STRAIGHT INTO THAT TRAP! GODDAMMIT, I'M QUITTING THIS JOB! IT'S SO FRUSTRATING!*

*Just a note, we replaced our usual narrator with THIS hothead because she's currently on her honeymoon. With Garry. The camera man*

*I somehow created a couple. Don't quite know how I managed that.*

*I'm going to go eat children now. Just so you know.*

*Sweet dreams everyone*

New Demon: I AM EXODIA!

Missy: ... No you're not.

New Demon: How do you know, little miss judgmental?

Missy: Because you look nothing like Exodia. Don't even PRETEND to be Exodia. Exodia would destroy you.

Chibi Frey: I wonder if he has a second form...

Chibi Ciaran: He did just go from male to female.

Chibi Liz: So he's a transgendered magical girl? Hardly original. It's been done before.

Chibi Frey: Really? O_O

Chibi Liz: Don't ask v.v'

Chibi Liam: SAILOR MOOOOOON! \*o*/

*Chibi Liam jumps on the new demon who throws him into the wall*

Chibi Liam: Oww Q_Q

New Demon: Fine, fine. My name is Amour.

Missy: Amour?

Chibi Amour: Yes.

Missy: *laughs* Oh poor thing!

Chibi Amour: -.-

Missy: *wipes eyes* What sort of PARENTS did you have?!

Chibi 'Kita: High class RESPECTABLE demons.

New Demon: So there :P

Chibi Liz: ... So what did you bring us here for, Akita?

Chibi 'Kita: For your wedding.

Chibi Liz: My whut? O_O

Missy: Ohhhh... For a moment there, I was worried you were going to force Chibi Ciaran or Chibi Frey to get married!

Chibi Amour: -.- I don't like boys.

Missy: You 100% sure about that, butterfly-man?

*Chibi Amour lunges at her*

Chibi Amour: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!

*Chibi 'Kita hits his stomach, stunning him*

Chibi 'Kita: No, no. We need her for now.

*She turns towards Chibi Liz*

Chibi 'Kita: Remember our deal?

Chibi Liz: What dea- Ohhh...

Chibi 'Kita: THERE we go.

Chibi Frey: What is she talking about Liz?

Chibi Liz: We kind of had this bet before she killed me. We had orders to kill all these people at a Chibi Village. Chibi 'Kita said whoever killed the least would do whatever the other said. We shook hands on it and both signed a contract, but I lost, so she told me to marry her brother. I laughed it off and told her to give me ten years, but I never figured she would come to claim. Especially after she KILLED me.

Chibi 'Kita: And what good timing as well! Getting rid of my enemies by making them family, how useful.

Chibi Amour: I get a wife! ^-^

Missy: You sure you don't want a husband?

*Chibi Amour leans forward and covers Missy's mouth with his hand. When he pulls it back, her mouth is gone*

Missy: O_e'

Chibi Amour: Better -.-

*Chibi 'Kita claps her hands and the others are tied up as well*


Chibi 'Kita: Time to get ready, my lovlies. Missy, do you think you could craft some clothing for us?

Missy: *glares*

Chibi 'Kita: Wonderful! You can start straight away. I'll take this lot to the dungeon.

*She drags away the chibis except for Chibi Liz, Chibi Chelsie and Chibi Missy*

*Later that evening*

Chibi Liz: I look awful ._.

Missy: *mumbles darkly*

Chibi Chelsie: I'm worried about creator. She doesn't look very happy.

Chibi Liz: She had her mouth taken away, no thanks to you.

Chibi Chelsie: ;-;

Chibi Liz: Why didn't you tell us what you are?!

Chibi Chelsie: I knew you'd be mad and I got scared.

Chibi Liz: OF COURSE I'D HAVE BEEN MAD! I'M FURIOUS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU KEPT IT A SECRET.

Chibi Chelsie: ... Plus the fact Akita is holding you to a one-hundered year old promise.

Chibi Liz: Shut up .-.

*Missy straightens the hem of Chibi Liz's dress*

Chibi Liz: I wonder if she'll make me back into a demon.

Chibi Chelsie: 'Kita can do that?

Chibi Liz: Not her. Her mother.

Chibi Chelsie: Oh yes. Mother -.-

Chibi Liz: *sighs* No getting out of this one, huh?

Chibi Chelsie: No. Not at all...

*Chibi Missy pricks her finger on a needle and mumbles angrily*

Chibi Liz: Hold on a second, I think I have an idea o.o

Chibi Chelsie: Why do YOU get to have all the ideas? -.-

Chibi Liz: Because I'm smarter than you. Now deal with it.


.... To be continued ....













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