*Previously on Chibi Wars*
*STUPID ******* CHIBIS! THEY ALL WALKED STRAIGHT INTO THAT TRAP! GODDAMMIT, I'M QUITTING THIS JOB! IT'S SO FRUSTRATING!*
*Just a note, we replaced our usual narrator with THIS hothead because she's currently on her honeymoon. With Garry. The camera man*
*I somehow created a couple. Don't quite know how I managed that.*
*I'm going to go eat children now. Just so you know.*
*Sweet dreams everyone*
New Demon: I AM EXODIA!
Missy: ... No you're not.
New Demon: How do you know, little miss judgmental?
Missy: Because you look nothing like Exodia. Don't even PRETEND to be Exodia. Exodia would destroy you.
Chibi Frey: I wonder if he has a second form...
Chibi Ciaran: He did just go from male to female.
Chibi Liz: So he's a transgendered magical girl? Hardly original. It's been done before.
Chibi Frey: Really? O_O
Chibi Liz: Don't ask v.v'
Chibi Liam: SAILOR MOOOOOON! \*o*/
*Chibi Liam jumps on the new demon who throws him into the wall*
Chibi Liam: Oww Q_Q
New Demon: Fine, fine. My name is Amour.
Missy: Amour?
Chibi Amour: Yes.
Missy: *laughs* Oh poor thing!
Chibi Amour: -.-
Missy: *wipes eyes* What sort of PARENTS did you have?!
Chibi 'Kita: High class RESPECTABLE demons.
New Demon: So there :P
Chibi Liz: ... So what did you bring us here for, Akita?
Chibi 'Kita: For your wedding.
Chibi Liz: My whut? O_O
Missy: Ohhhh... For a moment there, I was worried you were going to force Chibi Ciaran or Chibi Frey to get married!
Chibi Amour: -.- I don't like boys.
Missy: You 100% sure about that, butterfly-man?
*Chibi Amour lunges at her*
Chibi Amour: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!
*Chibi 'Kita hits his stomach, stunning him*
Chibi 'Kita: No, no. We need her for now.
*She turns towards Chibi Liz*
Chibi 'Kita: Remember our deal?
Chibi Liz: What dea- Ohhh...
Chibi 'Kita: THERE we go.
Chibi Frey: What is she talking about Liz?
Chibi Liz: We kind of had this bet before she killed me. We had orders to kill all these people at a Chibi Village. Chibi 'Kita said whoever killed the least would do whatever the other said. We shook hands on it and both signed a contract, but I lost, so she told me to marry her brother. I laughed it off and told her to give me ten years, but I never figured she would come to claim. Especially after she KILLED me.
Chibi 'Kita: And what good timing as well! Getting rid of my enemies by making them family, how useful.
Chibi Amour: I get a wife! ^-^
Missy: You sure you don't want a husband?
*Chibi Amour leans forward and covers Missy's mouth with his hand. When he pulls it back, her mouth is gone*
Missy: O_e'
Chibi Amour: Better -.-
*Chibi 'Kita claps her hands and the others are tied up as well*
Chibi 'Kita: Time to get ready, my lovlies. Missy, do you think you could craft some clothing for us?
Missy: *glares*
Chibi 'Kita: Wonderful! You can start straight away. I'll take this lot to the dungeon.
*She drags away the chibis except for Chibi Liz, Chibi Chelsie and Chibi Missy*
*Later that evening*
Chibi Liz: I look awful ._.
Missy: *mumbles darkly*
Chibi Chelsie: I'm worried about creator. She doesn't look very happy.
Chibi Liz: She had her mouth taken away, no thanks to you.
Chibi Chelsie: ;-;
Chibi Liz: Why didn't you tell us what you are?!
Chibi Chelsie: I knew you'd be mad and I got scared.
Chibi Liz: OF COURSE I'D HAVE BEEN MAD! I'M FURIOUS RIGHT NOW BECAUSE YOU KEPT IT A SECRET.
Chibi Chelsie: ... Plus the fact Akita is holding you to a one-hundered year old promise.
Chibi Liz: Shut up .-.
*Missy straightens the hem of Chibi Liz's dress*
Chibi Liz: I wonder if she'll make me back into a demon.
Chibi Chelsie: 'Kita can do that?
Chibi Liz: Not her. Her mother.
Chibi Chelsie: Oh yes. Mother -.-
Chibi Liz: *sighs* No getting out of this one, huh?
Chibi Chelsie: No. Not at all...
*Chibi Missy pricks her finger on a needle and mumbles angrily*
Chibi Liz: Hold on a second, I think I have an idea o.o
Chibi Chelsie: Why do YOU get to have all the ideas? -.-
Chibi Liz: Because I'm smarter than you. Now deal with it.
.... To be continued ....
AWESOMMMEE XO
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