Chibi Wars!: Valentines

*Spring had finally arrived to Missy and the Chibis, bringing with it the beautiful holiday of-*

Chibi Chelsie: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! ^o^

*I was going to say EASTER, but never mind.*

Missy: .... But it's not valentines day...

Chibi Chelsie: Is toooo! Q~Q

Missy: No, valentines day is in FEBRUARY.

Chibi Liz: Not for us it isn't. Valentines day is actually a really special celebration for us. 

Missy: It's a day full of embarassment and crushing dissapointment. So tell me HOW exactly it is 'special?'

Chibi Liz: Well, I guess I'd have to tell you the story of our home planet. 

Missy: Home planet?

Chibi Liz: Well, yes, about that- 

Chibi Liam: NUUUUUH! I DON'T WANNA! XO

Chibi Missy: Liam... Please Q~Q

Chibi Liam: But I look silly Q~Q

Chibi Missy: No you don't, you look adorable ^~^

*She takes him by the hand and brings him down the stairs*

Chibi Chelsie: How come Liam isn't wearing a skirt? O_O

Chibi Liam: Q~Q

Chibi Liz: Because it's valentines day and he needs to look appropriate. 

Missy: ... So, about this story?

Chibi Liz: Ah yes. Does anyone know where Chibi Ellie is, first?

Chibis: Nope

Chibi Liz: Oh well, we'll have to continue without her. 

*Meanwhile*

Chibi Ellie: Tee-hee-hee, while they're all distracted I'll STEAL Liz's ancient book of spells. 

*She picks up the spellbook and shoves it in her pocket*

Chibi Ellie: ULTIMATE POWER IS NOW MINE! MUHAHHAHAHAAAA! >:D

Missy: Chibi Ellie! There you are!

*Missy picks up Chibi Ellie by the pigtails*

Chibi Ellie: UNHAND ME YOU FOOL! XO

*She brings Ellie downstairs with the rest of the chibis*

Chibi Liz: Good. Now everyone is here, I will begin.

*She picks up an old looking book and flicks it to the first page*

Chibi Liz: Originally, the race known as the 'Chibis' came from a glorious planet called Rice. Rice was a wonderful place to live. It had plenty of resources and wonderful kingdoms. Our people were advanced scientists, with a collective knowledge that surpassed many other races. Rice was the perfect sanctuary. There was simply one problem. 

Chibis: The demons!

Chibi Liz: The demons began to burn our fertile land and turn our Unicorn workers against us. The Unicorns banded together and began to destroy what was left of our already starving people. Weakened and exhausted, the Chibis fought for surivival. Eventually, some of the few remaining scientists came up with project E.S.C.A.P.E. They took several young chibis and created a robot- me- to supervise them. Then they blasted them off into space to colonize a new planet, where after years of searching, they landed on Earth.

Missy: So... What does this have to do with valentines day?

Chibi Liz: Well, back on our planet valentines day was a wonderous celebration. All the Chibis came together to find their special mate, who they would stay with forever. This was usually done with roses. Each Chibi would be given a rose and they would have to present it to the person they chose. Their partner would then offer their rose back in exchange. Then they would officially be a mated pair.

Chibi Chelsie: Oh, how romantic.

Missy: Well that's all good said and done, but you're forgetting the slight problem. There's only one boy.

Chibi Liz: Yes, it's the downside of the great E.S.C.A.P.E plan. Only one male Chibi could be salvaged to flee to Earth. So the scientists had to create a backup plan, so here is what is going to happen: Chibi Liam is going to pick a mate. When they produce a male heir, he'll be married off to one of the remaning female Chibis-

Chibi Ellie: NOT ME! I AM INVOLVED IN NONE OF THIS!

Chibi Liz: <.< Well you DID choose to escape with us. You could have always stayed behind and been executed by your ex-Unicorn minions.

Chibi Ellie: Oh fate. How can you be so cruel? T^T

Missy: ... So, you're going to marry Liam off then marry off his heirs?

Chibi Liam: Heir? What's an heir? Isn't it on yours head?

Chibi Liz: Yes ^_^

Missy: ... You didn't exactly get the BEST guy for the job, now did you?

Chibi Liam: HEY! Q_Q

Chibi Liz: Well... We had to work with what was available to us ^_^'

*She closes the large book and claps her hands*

Chibi Liz: Well then, Chibis. Have a happy valentines day ^_^

*All the Chibis leave except Missy and Chibi Chelsie*

Missy: ... The Chibi ideals of valentines day sound... interesting.

Chibi Chelsie: Oh they are! I sometimes miss the homeworld. My parents used to love valentines day.

Missy: You... Have parents...?

Chibi Chelsie: Well, I did. But they're probably dead or enslaved now.

Missy: You're oddly chirpy about that.

Chibi Chelsie: Because now I have creator to love me ^o^

*Chibi Chelsie jumps onto Missy's arm and holds onto it tightly*

Chibi Chelsie: I love you, creator. ^_^

Missy: I love you too, Chibi Chelsie ^_^ *given up telling her off*

*Meanwhile, Chibi Liam is surrounded by Chibi Missy, Chibi Liz and Chibi Ellie*

Chibi Liam: Gahhh! Go away! Q_Q

Chibi Missy: But Liamm... You have to decide who to give your rose to!

Chibi Ellie: Liam! Give it to me! We can rule the Earth as one!

Chibi Liz: You should give it to the smartest one. I looked after you since you were a little kid. Give it to me ^_^

Chibi Ellie: *Glares at her* Are you even ELIGABLE, Miss Robot? Can you even HAVE children!

Chibi Liz: Say that again! I dare you!

*The chibis begin to fight with each other. There is a lot of hair pulling and biting and scratching.*

Chibi Missy: Oh my O_O

*Missy comes over and pulls the warring Chibis appart.*

Missy: What's the matter with you two?!

Chibi Ellie: IT WAS!-   

Chibi Liz: SHE WAS!-

*Suddenly, a large electric blue box smashes through the window and crashes to the floor. All the Chibis shriek in alarm as another Chibi comes tumbling out. The strange new Chibi stands up and gives a large grin*

Strange new Chibi: Helllloooooo ladies! Don't fear, I have arrived! ^o^

Chibi Liam: Z-ZACK? But... How?... Q~Q

Chibi Zack: What do you THINK I'm doing here? I just escaped captivity from Rice and came to find my little bro.

*Chibi Zack grabs Chibi Liam in a bear-hug. All the other Chibis gather around, watching with shock and awe*

... To be continued ....