You will NEVER guess what happened O_O

Yes, yes. I know I've not been on for a while. But it's not my fault, really. 

Remember how Ellie captured me? Yes, well, things got a little... complicated. Actually, I kept a little diary of everything that happened. Read it for an explanation of where I've been, or skim-read it if you don't have a lot of time. You'll get the idea since I'm too lazy to explain. 

*Day one*

Dear Diary,
Turns out Ellie is the traitor and leader of the dark unicorns. After all the dramatic screaming of 'no' and 'why' and 'you traitor', Ellie went on to do that evil-supervillan monologuing thing which got quite annoying so I escorted myself to my cell. It's actually quite comfy, since we were best friends and all. And I found a pen and this little journal, so I might as well make a diary. 

I hope someone comes to get me out soon. 

*Day two*

Dear Diary,
Me and Ellie had an argument about prisoner rights. Apparently, she won't pay for me to have healthcare OR  proper television. Crying didn't bend her to my will, so I just sat and sulked for a bit while she went to build some giant laser to destroy the earth or something. I don't know, I wasn't listening cause she was doing that stupid monologuing thing. 

I think I might just sit and wait for someone to rescue me. They can't be THAT long, right?

*Day three*
Dear diary,
Still waiting for someone to come....

*Day six*
Dear diary,
Still waiting...

*Day fifteen*
Dear diary,
Still waiting -.-

*Day twenty-seven*

Dear diary,

I give up. Nobody is coming for me. Ellie finished her giant laser thinggy so I might as well go and stop her. Nothing better to do without a TV -.-

*Day thirty-three*
Dear diary,
I managed to stop Ellie with her only weakness: pepper. Once all the darkies were unconscious or having sneezing fits I was abducted by a shiny light. At first, I thought the aliens had come for me to re-claim their particle accelerators, but I was wrong. It was actually a unicorn spaceship where I met the high queen unicorn, who thanked me for getting rid of the laser thinggy and told me that the unicorns were staying on earth forever. Then we had a crazy party which is actually still going on. 

I'mma go back now. PARTY WHOOO!

Ohkayy... I can't actually remember writing that bit. But, either way, when I woke up I was in my room with a weird shiny egg. It's at the bottom of my blog SO CLICK IT. 

CLICK IT CLICK IT CLICK IT CLICK IT. 

Thank you :3

Also, a big thanks for everyone who actually TRIED to bust me out of there. So close, yet so far :3

NOW GO AND CLICK THE EGG!! I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT! THE UNICORNS COMMAND YOU!